Meri Choot Mein Taanke Lagva Do

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Ek Ladki Nurse Se: “Meri Choot Fat Gayi Hai Mujhe Taanke Lagwane Hain.”

Nurse: “Size Kitna Rakhna Hai?”

Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Apni Ke Jitna Rakh Do.”

Nurse: “Fir Toh Aur Jyada Faadni Padegi….“

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38 Responses to "Meri Choot Mein Taanke Lagva Do"

1. murari kumar says:

   June 14, 2010 at 10:29 pm

   are koi coment toh karo itna achcha joke hai

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   • mohit says:

     November 25, 2012 at 9:39 pm

     Murari yaar mast joke he yaar

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2. melissa says:

   June 23, 2010 at 1:21 am

   nurse ki kuyn silega

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3. arun says:

   July 4, 2010 at 8:09 pm

   kya matlab melissa

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4. vicky says:

   July 18, 2010 at 11:40 pm

   nurses ki to waise bhi fati hi rahti hai.

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5. Asif,teharka says:

   July 20, 2010 at 2:02 pm

   Nurse ki chut mene hi fadi thi.

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6. ankit singh says:

   July 27, 2010 at 5:06 am

   melissa ek ladki hi ladki ka dard samajh sakti hay.so go now

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7. chanda says:

   July 27, 2010 at 9:10 pm

   mera choot kisko chahie

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   • Amol says:

     September 20, 2010 at 3:57 am

     Tumare liye mai hoo na! Bas keh do kab admission karwana hai

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   • Kunnu says:

     November 9, 2010 at 6:31 am

     mujhe dede

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8. Fazal says:

   July 29, 2010 at 4:45 pm

   chanda ki choot mujhe chaye

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9. puneet says:

   July 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm

   chanda sabko baant rahi hai aur hamain daant rahi hai faad dunga dhang se

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10. rairajmohan says:

    July 31, 2010 at 4:58 am

    chanda ki choot our nurse ki choot mene barabar ki hai

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11. Gajendra.. naam to s says:

    July 31, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Chanda aaj tak tune apni kisi ko nahi di.

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12. london wale baba says:

    August 1, 2010 at 12:56 am

    chanda ki choot me mera chooncha

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13. chut chattan_lapalap says:

    August 1, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    chanda ki choot chikni hai

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14. anjuman says:

    August 3, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    mast jhakkkkkkas, par ab choot to sil do nursejee

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15. Deepti Tiwari says:

    August 31, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    saali chutiya ladki … bekar me silwa rahi hai , nurse se hi kuch sikh leti … silwa ke bhi to dobara fategi kutiya ki.

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    • ram says:

      October 5, 2010 at 6:42 am

      hi dipti

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    • Jay says:

      July 9, 2011 at 5:32 pm

      hehehehe Ab baat samajh me aa gayi kee wo ladki humare esi nonveg site ka dost ki G.F. thhi jo mere Lu#d ko Jhel nahi paayi aur uski chut phat gayi. Wo esliye Taanke lagwa rahi hai ki uske Boy Friend ka Lund kewal 2" Inch ka hai. Agar wo Taanke nahi lagwayi to uske B.F se usko maza nahi milega aur uske B.F. ko bhi uski Chut se maza nahi milega…….hahahahahaha

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    • manu says:

      July 19, 2011 at 5:40 am

      you are good girl pls do not mingle in thismatter

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16. Shikha says:

    September 1, 2010 at 4:11 am

    He he he..smjh nai ata yha kon kiski faad rha hai.

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17. Vickyssss says:

    September 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Purana joke..sirf casting change ki hai composing wahi hai

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18. sonal says:

    September 3, 2010 at 2:45 am

    whts the meaning of choot,lund and gand

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    • sunny says:

      September 12, 2010 at 11:35 am

      sonal meanings p dyan mat do bas yaad rak lo…jab mujhe jarrut hogi ya tuhhe tab hum detail me baate karege..

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    • ravi astro says:

      July 29, 2011 at 5:39 pm

      sory i say sonam to sonal , but both name r same meaning….

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19. DHIRAJ says:

    September 3, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    SONAL choot ka matlab jahan se tu ganda nadi bahati hai.lund matlab jo tere paas nahi hai.gand matlab jo sabke pass hota hai jahan se tu gandagi nikal ti hai.aur bina jankari k is site par gush gayi sister.

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    • The smart says:

      July 9, 2011 at 4:07 am

      arey bhai koi inse samjhao ye ek to sonal ko choot ka matlab samjha raha hai aur doosri taraf sister bhi bol raha hai. well guys this one is also a joke

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20. ram says:

    October 5, 2010 at 6:42 am

    good joke

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21. udita says:

    October 13, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    good one waise nurse hathi ka lund se chudwati hai

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    • sagar says:

      November 20, 2010 at 10:34 pm

      nahi yaar free style chudwati ha aur hath dal kar check bhe karti ha

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    • Surya says:

      September 14, 2011 at 7:31 am

      Hi udita

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22. Robin says:

    November 1, 2010 at 5:55 am

    hi guys

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23. sagar says:

    November 20, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    good very funny

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24. KEVAL says:

    December 22, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    GOOD YAARO

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25. tyrese says:

    February 23, 2011 at 1:03 am

    faadu hai yaar

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26. ronjini says:

    March 12, 2011 at 6:54 am

    ye kaisa joke hai ? Aaj ke jamane me bhi aise joke bante hai?

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27. Raja says:

    June 24, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    Sabka God Bhala Kare

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