Meri Gaadi Koi Aur Kaise Chala Sakta Hai
Views: 39,647 - Posted on 17 Sep 2012
Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya,
Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola
Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“
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Ek Baar Santa Shaadi Karke Gori Mem Ke Saath Apne Gaon Aaya. Ek Budhiya Ne Satna Se Pucha: “Ar ..- Oh My God, Where is She
A Man Was Doing Push Ups On A Beach. Drunk Santa Saw Him & Started Laughing Sorry To Tell You, B ..- Difference Between 1948 And 2006 Panties
Panties Of 1948 And 2006 : In 1948 They Used To Pull Down The Whole Panties To See The Buttocks And ..Hindi Version
प्रीतो ने अपनी गंड पे टेटू बनवाया, शेरा दी गड्डी.
संता ने जब ये देखा तो गुस्से में आकर उस टेटू वाले के पास गया,
और अपना लंड निकाल के उसको बोला
संता: "भेन्चोद अब इसपे लिख शेरा"
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Hahaha good joke
lalitmangla ji …..bus ab mai thak gaya aapko dhundte dhundte hehehehe aap ka dukan ke 7th wala pic pe mene raat ko req bheji thi ……aaj ek half -shirt nd nadi ke pass wale ko bhji hai aap wo ho?????
@Deepak bro kaha ho???? and jaldi se request accept Karo bro to mai lalitmangla ji ko aapke list se add karunga….!!
@dhiraj dear …good evening ……!!!.:)
@Ravi bro h r u????
I m fine but Aby aap kuch pareshan lag rahe h.
Nice joke
Bakbaas
thanxxxx alok bro translation ke liye……so what else?????
Yaar Abi , doston ko thanx nhi kahte.
Hi frnds hws u al
:(
Priyaji Kesi ho ap n now wats going on
@priya ji aap hi pucho na Navya se meri galti kya hai wo mujhse baat hi nahi kar rahi…plzzzzzzzzz….:(…!
Navya plzzz tum mujhse baat kyu nahi kar rahi ……Maine tumse meri site par bhi sorry kaha check it out ….plzzzzz
bakwaasssssssssssssss…………
heellllloooooo priya ji ……..whazzzzxuuuuppp??
hehehehe Santa to aakhir Santa hai….! hehehehe ……
@Deepak bro kaha ho???? and jaldi
se request accept Karo bro to mai
lalitmangla ji ko aapke list se add
karunga….!!
@dhiraj dear …good evening
……!!!.:)
@Ravi bro h r u????
Zindagi se choora ke
Zindagi mein basa ke
Zindgaani banaya hai toojhe
…….
Roothe rab ko mana ke
Aasmaan ko jhooka ke
Zindgaani banaya hai toojhe
…….
Tu mila jis tarah sabah mile
Tu mila jis tarah silah mile
Tu mila jis tarah duaa mile, bakhuda
……..
Tu mila toh jaise main ji gaya
Tu mila mukammal main ho gaya
Tu mila toh phaila hai noor sa bakhuda
……..
COOOOIIL SONG ISN’T IT FRIENDS …./????
Jabardast Aby bro ek dum faadu sheyr. Good
Hello friends
lalitmagla ji kya hua no Rply…??
Aby bat to kr hi rai hu ye tmri site kaha konsi site h
wait sec. ..
check this…….*********
{sorry}..jise wapas kaha hai wo samjh gaya …:( ????? matlab ye kya hai ??
@Navya ohhh thank God baat ki …ohhh…
nd tum sach me naraj thi na ..???
nd mai kaisa dikh raha hu?????
@Navya im fine & u ?? Kya baat hai naraz ho kisi se ????????????????
@Aby nothing spl ..u say ???
nothing just playing assasians creed …..on PC ……priya ji check my site nd my pic also kaisa dikh raha hu?????.:)
pic to hmmmmmmmmmm bus theek hai :P
hehehe noo..
very nice pixxx :) :tup
thank you priya ji…!!
assasians creed konsi wali ;) mene to bade time pahle sari khatam kar dali hai.. ab to new wali ki wait kar raha hun
Nalayak Bachcho! Internet Chalate Ho Fir Bhi In Priya Aur Navya Se Bevkuf Bante Ho! Laanat He Tum Jese Idiots Par!!
abe chhore itna na bhadak… teri tasalli ke liye bata du ki navya ka to main nahi kah sakta par Priya pakka ladki hai, vo b mast hehehe ek bar tune uski awaj sun li na to pagla jayega.. (jaisi Ki main) tabhi to joke nahi aa paa rahe aajkal hehehehe
bhuhubhuhu :’( :’(
huhh
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Tere{Priya} ishq me pagal ho gya deewana{Admin} tera re.
Chhora bhai ye frndship h, iske liye kuch b karna padta h.
meri GF par shak karta hai noo :ladayi
Luking nic
think you ….nd tumne site PC pe kholi ya mobile pe?????
ab dekh kar lag raha hai mujhe me aatitude hai????;(….???
nd sirf nice? ??????…..:(….
Lalit ji… lagta nahi aap 28 saal ke hain… aby pata nahi kaise dhundh raha hai aapko…. ha ha ha… :-D
kya karu bhai photo dekh kar dhundna pad raha hai heheheheh hrmehe …..kuch privacy hai iss site ki hehehe…..BTW kaha ho aap bro safe nahi …..
Tumne dhund li meri id or mujhe req bhi nahi bheji kyon
bheji na req. …:)
@priya ji….. {sorry}..jise wapas kaha hai wo
samjh gaya …..ye to NAVYA KE liye tha…:)
@aby,..good evening!!
tum cute jada lag rahe ho!!
thanksss dear ….:) same tu you
Aby…. muft ki slah hai(i know iska kya haal ho sakta hai)… is it not better ki tum apne liye out of this site koi girl dhundho…jise jaano..pahchano.. itna possesiveness thik nahi… baaki khud samjhdar ho…. aur haan agar admin ne tumhari website ka naam edit kar diya tha tumhare comment me to tumhe again ise nahi daalna chahiye tha… jab wo kah raha hai ki kuchh din ruk jao..to ruk jao..itni jaldi kis cheej ki hai tumhe… kitni door tak leke jaoge navya ke sath apni gaadi…. tumhara aatmvishwas kamjor hai… wo pahle lao apne andar…jise dekha nahi us se daroge kyun..agar dar nahi sakte to pyar bhi nahi kar sakte…. baaki tumko tumse behtr ko nahi jaanta…agar meri baat buri lage to samjhna maine sahi kaha..na bhi lage to sochana kyun nahi lagi… god bless you..!
hmmmm good advice
prince broo thank you bhaiii aapne URL ki baat karke galti ka ahsas dila diya bhai thanking you again ………
confidence ki baat to mere dost bhi karte hai yaar par ye badhaye to badhay kaise? ????
Vese ab main jaldi budda nahi dikhunga hai na hahahaha
Princeji be cool asa kuch nai h ap itna serious nai lijye is mater ko hm sb yaha sirf frnds h or we just kiding koi grls ya boys 18year me itna to mature ho hi jata h ki kisi social site pe apni seting na kre so dont take tensen na me aby ko janti hu na wo muje janta h
Navya ji Ab maaf b karo Aby ko.
We r frnds yaar;-)
arey wah re.,…. dil khush kar diya tune .. isi bat pe aa puppy de… apni GF ki :p
ha ha ha ha… buhubuhu… to baba ji khush hoke bhakto ko aashirvaad nahi dete….hmmm.. ki jaa beta abhi teri ek hai… aaage 3 ho… :D
@ admin bro iam realllyyyyy soryyyyy Maine dekha nahi aapne meri site ka URL delete kiya iam realllyy soryyy admin bro…..mai wapas post nahi karunga ……..aap Jo saja denge wo Kabul hai bhai. …..
Aby Baat saza ki nahi hai re bhai… bas vo kya hai ki mera dimag kharab hai, agar mere mann mein koi rule ban jaata hai to bas uski baat man ni padti hai…. and sab chalta hai tension nahi lene ka
bhai iam sorry ……bro aap bahot acche ho…..thank you ….so much mujhe laga ab mai waiting comment me aa jaunga thanxx bro maaf karne ke liye do baar laglti ho ke bawjood ………:D
what kind of friend r u??
1.forever
2.part time
3.true
4.just friend
5.friend for friend
6.unconditional friend
7.friend that keeps in mind
8.friend that keeps in heart
9.friend of meaning
10.alwez welcoming friend
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well i m no.3 ..wht bout you..give smart ans!!
iam. 3 nd 8……!!!
3. for great
8. for awesome
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@all friends …
yaaarr site par galti pe galti kar raha hu …..ab yaha aane ka dil nahi kar raha ………
.!!!
………
galtiyan karne ki vajah se ???
Hi.,frnds…hw r u al…
Dosto aj me ap se 1 bht badi gud news share krna chahta hu….frnds pichle 2 monts se hmara jain organisation TYP ( TERA PANTH UVAK PARISHAD) 1 mega blood donatin cemp ki tayari pure INDIA leval pr kr raha tha…n…is cemp hamre suport me sachin tendulkar n pranav mukharji, tarak mehta team n bhs sare stars the…n aj vo din tha.,
or gud news ye h ki hum sb ne mil kr aj
1 WORLD RECORD banaya h… 1 lac unit blood donat krwa kr…is k pahle 46000 unit ka rcrd tha,,,
frnd aj lyf me pahli baar mene blood donat kiya…n…sach me dil se khushi mili…
Thnx a lot frnds…n..my dears…
Great !!..Deepak!! AWesome work!!
thnx my swt swt dear…
Very good Deepak:-)
gud deepak……and tumhari di hui jankari sms se meine frinds ko bhi circulate kar di h
@thanx!! aby!!
:smile:
:grin:
:sad:
:shock:
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:cool:
:mad:
:evil:
:twisted:
:roll:
:idea:
:arrow:
:mrgreen:
1 jankari or dena chahunga…
HW 2 GET BLOOD IN EMERGENCY
U hve 2 do is just type ”BLOOD” and send SMS to 9600097000
example :”BLOOD B+”
A BLOOD DONOR WIL CAL U within a minute.
thanx!!
…mein to 2yrs k baad sure apna ek BOYFRIEND bana lunga!! .. :)
Dhiraj bro plz aisa mat karna.;-) hehehehehe…
@ravi T, pyaar to mein ladko se krta hi hoon chahe khin pr bhi rhun… agr mein ladkio se pyaar krna shuru kr doon….then its sacrifice…. ek baar paida hua hoon.. dubare ka pata nhi isliye… i dont want to miss loving boys… mujhe ladko k jism se pyaar nhi..blki unme kucch aisa hai..jisse mujhe satisfaction milta hai… so nobody can stop me!! i love trio straight bi and gay boys equally!!… straights are hot n sexy bi boys are amazing nd gays are cute n sweet!! so dont stop me !!!!!!! .. but i hate straight boys sometimes :(
Deleted bro,
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hu,
Tujhe jane bina teqa haal bta sakta hu,
Itna to dum hum bhi rakhte hain Dost,
Tere Aansu apne Aankho se bahaa sakta hu.
gud sher…..tyagi
:)
वाह! भारतीय नारी वाह!
Arz Kiya Hai..
Jana Tha Humse Door Bahane Bana Liye…
Ab Tumne Kitni Door Thikane Bana Liye…
Rukhsat Ke Waqt Tumne Jo Aansu Hume Diye…
Un Aansuon Ke Humne Fasane Bana Liye…
Aby Bro Kuch Amal Karo Is Shayari Par.
Jis Ghari Teri Yaadon Ka Sama Hota Hay
Phir Mayassar Hamain Araam Kahan Hota Hay
Hosla Mujh Main Nahi Tujhko Bhula Dainay Ka
Kam Sadiyon Ka Hay Lamhon Main Kahan Hota Hay…
Deleted bro kahan ho bhai, Abhi b naraz ho?
Plz sorry.
mein kabhi naraz nahi hota……
Hii hello namaskaar,
joke – hmmmmmm.
Dhiraj- kaise ho, kya hua tha, ab thik ho?
Deepak- sochna kum kiya ya abhi bi soch mein dubey rahte ho? Mujhe tareef pasand hain par aapne to kuch jayda hi tareef kar di :) .
Aby- cute boy :) .
Lalitmangal- kya fark padta hain name se rashii ho ya kuch aur rahungi to main hi :) .
Deleted – dehradun mein hi ghumte rahte ho kya aap??
Ravi – yaha koi kisi ko nhi bhulta example k liye main hun :)
ab kal milte hain kal mujhe koi kaam nhi hain :)
Rashi ji mere work and ghar k raste mein D.Dun aata h and ab to mere 1car ka no.haryana ka and second car ka D.Dun….ka….
@rashii di yea!! m fine… april k baad pehla sir dird tha!! :) tc!! yeh jo Jay naam ka uncle hai aajkal yanha cmnt kyun nhi krta…. usne baate to bahut ki thi par waqt aane par hum logo ko bhul gya!!… use yeh nhi pata kucch chize baar baar nhi milti… mera to love ko lekar nazaria alag hai… ein ek saaath kai logo ko pyaar kr skta hoon… usse mera kucch lose nhi hone wala.. jaisa kucch log samjhte hain .. !!!
hey make ur night GOOD NIGHT nd lucky sweet dreams!!
Dear Admin, mene kal sham ko cmnt post kiye the lekin wo show nhi huye. dobara jab snd kiye to mere screen par likha aaya ki this cmnt already posted phir wo dikhayi kyun nhi de rhe?
thik he tha, are aaj to aap sbki chating jldi he khtm ho gai kya bat sbko nind aa gai kya..
GOOD EVENING TO ALL FRNDZ. There r lots of joke on SARDAR but 1st time joke on sardarni. Breaking news- All ATM Machine in Punjab r jammed n not wkg. B’coz all SARDARNI put their HAIRPIN in ATM when it says-”ENTER YOUR PIN”
Dear Admin Sir, mere cmnt bahut der se moderate kyun hote h? koi khas wajah? plz tell me.
kuch din ruk jao fir time se hone lagenge
Read it in PUNJABI TONE. ‘O Rabba ae sohniya- manmohniya surata na banaya kar, je banawe ta sade age na lyaya kar, je sade age lyawe ta dil de taar na jhanjhanaya kar, je dil de taar jhanjhanawe td paap punn de kekhe na na banaya kar….
hehehhehehe….. gud one..!
thik tha.
admin my phone no is posted on todays….mast joke cmts……don’t publish that cmt…..
call me in day time plz…..
gud nite frnds…..
……….intelligent joke………..
raaste jaate hue ek aadmin ne mujhe kutta kamina bola
.meine uski pitai kr di
ek ne mujhe behnchod bola..
.meine uski pitai kr di
ek na shrabi bola..
meine uski pitai kr di
ek ne chutiya bola
meine uski pitai kr di
ek ne gadha bola
meine uski pitai kr di
ek ne insaan bola
mein hansne laga..meine bola picche itne logo ki pitai kr k aa raha hoon kyun insaan bol k mujhe shrminda kr rahe ho!!
gud mrng frnds…..
nilesh…urf piyush mauriya…..where r u these days…..???
jay bhu nahi aata….??
wanted bro bhi nahi…
sab gayab h…..
priya ji
rashi ji
sonam ji
prity sex h na ji
gud mrng to all
gud mrng
humne kab aapse mulakat ka vada chaha,
dur reh ker toh aapko aur b jyada chaha,
yaad aaye aur bhi shiddat se aap,
bhul jane ka jab bhi irada chaha
Gd Morning Dosto, kaise h aap sabhi?
where r u all
tyagi…..
admin…log teri site chood kar kyon bhag jate h ….?