Meri Nishaniya Mujhe Wapis Do
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लड़की और लड़के का बहुत टाइम इश्क चलने के बाद ब्रेक-अप हो रहा था.
लड़के ने लड़की को दिए हुए गिफ्ट गिनाते हुए बोला.
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it means wo ladki wo sab tak sambhal k rakhti thi & us ladke ne kya kuch aur nhi diya hoga??? ?
Bakwas joke :|
Ldki chalu thi usne kai ldko k cndom store kr rkhe the.
Ek bacha kisi boy & girl ko kiss
karte hue
dekh leta h.
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Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna
main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle, …
Bacha kafi try karta h, pr wo
height me kam reh jata h,
… Baccha pareshan ho kr
bola-”Bhaad
me gayi duniya dari”jo kam galat
he vo galat hai.. Basss…,..
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Main to btaunga.:-D:-D: -D:-D
gud joke….. Hmmm hehehehehe…
Bekaar
Gud mrng…Surat…gujrat…
GUDMRNG FRND
OYE HOYE BAHOT HERO BN RE HO
Oy hoy..!! Ye hero kn bn raha h..medam ji..?
KOI NAI BN RA HERO AB KISI KI WAT KYA LGAYE HM JANE DIJYE
who?
Hi..Priya ji..
Hw r u…?
Superb & u?whats going on?
Kon bn rha hai tera hero :-O
Navya ka hero me hun.
joke ka matlab ladki ka darjno ladko k saath yaun sambandh tha…part time (justforsex) boyfriend k liye..woh ladko ko ek kapde ki tarah istemaal krti thi..purana wala chhod diya naye wale ki talash mein nikal gyi…aur bhole bhale ladke..thugi ka shikar ho jaate hain…iss ladki k liye pyaar jaise cheej k liye koi matlab nhi hai..woh sirf sex krna jaanti hai..aur jab maza khtm ho jae to dusra murga jaal mein phansati hai…uske liye ladke sirf bhog aur swaad ki vastu tak hi simit the…isliye woh ek vaishya thi..usne kai ladko se pata nhi kya kya liya aur dhoka deke nikal gyi..jin ladko ne usse saccha pyar kia bhi tha..woh ab g.f banenge to 1000 baar sochenge…puri duniya k ladke k saath bhi yeh ladki sex kr le phir bhi yeh ladki santusht nhi hone wali…ladki ka ilaz agar koi kr skta hai to woh uska samay aur bhagwaan!!..sex ka swaad aur paise k swaad mein koi antar nhi hota..!!ab galt sahi kya hai yeh to bhaiya waqt ki baat hai!!…
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…………..GOOD BEFORE NOON JAY DEEPAK N ALL FRIENDS………………………………..
..jay ne kal na koi joke sunaya naa shyari ki naa mujhe yaad kia…par meine to use yaad kia par cmnt nhi…jay to mere liye humesha se wahi tha hai aur rahega..mera pehla pyaar!!he is my honey an im his sweet!!
……………………………………………………………………………………..iss ladki k liye kucch bol doon…..
..ae ladki jara tu ek baar mujhse to mil
..tab tujhe maloom hoga ,kitna chahto se bhara hai ye dil..
…tune asankhya ladko se yaun kia..pyaar to tune krna hi nhi jaana,
…ek baar tu mujhse aake mil..sun le kya khta hai yeh mera dil
…ek din mere liye nikal ladki..kya pata badal jae tera kal ka din aur dil.
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…joke haha..hasna nhi chahta..rona aa raha hai..!!
Gud noon..Dear…
@tumhein bhi dear..good noon!!..apna khyal rakhna..aur mein khyal rakhunga ki tumhein knhi bhool naa jaun..u r soo amazing..i can sense u..tumhare cmnts se..mann krta hai tumhe abhi gale laga kr ek kiss de doon..gaalo pe..tumhari baatein..nhi bata sakta!!..umaah!!…by the way ek straight ladka mera kiss le hi lega kyunki…unho jo ghurna mujhe pasand hai..haha!!
@navya…sentence block fonts mein mat likho..yanha ka rule tod rahi ho..admin bhool gya but mujhe yaad hai..!!..aur yeh hero hero kya laga hai..!!..tumhari age abhi abhi 18saal hui hai..toda sabra kro..!!.
@Deepak..good morning india bolo..ya world bolo !!..bye the way kal shyari k baadal barsaat kr ke chale gye aur aaj phir aasmaan saaf ho gya..hehe!!..by the way u r all time hitt!!tc!!kal bhi tumne accha likha tha!!
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..Kisiko ko chaiye condom se bhara tokri nishani mein dene wali girfriend..by the way yeh uska takiya bana k bhi de sakti hai hahahahaha!!..joke waki mahaan aur insult bhara hai!!
THINK HATT K:
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Agar Koi Hme Achha Lagta Hai To
Acha Wo Nahi…Achhe Hm H.
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Agr Koi Hme Bura Lagta Hai To
Jaan Lo Ki
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Bura Whi Hai Q Ki….,hum To Achhe H Na…
Hahahaha vry nyc :-D
mast!!
True Fact….
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We often say that
“ham Jo chahte h vo aasani se kyu nai milta..”
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Bt
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The fact of life is that
“Hm chahte b vhi h jo milna aasan nhi hota”
Good joke
Nice Thought:
“We believe Good luck will do some day, something for us!
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But we dont know Goodluck is also waiting that we do something,Someday..!”
hehehe
Aaj ek v shayri nhi ?? Y ?
DELEATED kha hai aaj?? Lgta hai fekalogy ki class krne gya hai :-P:-P
kal itni shayri ho gyi thi …ab aur chahiye kya……
actual fact is that i was watching movies on laptop with my wife..abhi khatam hue h.
Wo mujhe aazaad nahi karta, mai b aazaad hone ki fariyad nahi karta……
Kabhi kabhi wo itna yaad aata hai ki,main zid me aakar use yaad nahi karta…
Khud Hi Roya aur Ro Kar Chup Ho Gaya,,
Yehi Soch Kar Ke Aaj Wo MERI Hoti To Mujhe Rone Na
Deti….
Itna kuch to hota hai…
Tum mere ho jao naa..
…….WHO IS BIGGEST HARLOT OR RUNDEE…….
1.pehli wali:maine to saare saher k ladko se marwali hai..
2.dusri wali:maine to unke saath saath unke baap se bhi marwali hai
3.teesri wali:maine to ladke aur unke baap k saath unke paltu kutto aur gali k kutto se marwali hai.
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Aa gaya hai mujhme hausla 2mhe chodne kaa….
Main abb aakhiri saans leta hu aur tum aazaad..!
bahut khub
Good joke
Sazaa aisi mili mujhe muhabaatein e ishq karne kaa….
Chupata to dil nikal jata… Aur sunata to bikhar jata..!
Haaye… <3
nitesh jis site se ye sher liya h uss par mera real naam daal kar seach kar..hehehe…mein vahi milunga ..hehehe
admin aaj ka joke? ????
..biggest insult from the GIRLFRIEND……..
ladka:meine tujhe kitna pyaar kia kitna chaha pocket money se tere liye kapde liye padhai mein fail bhi hua..yanha tak ki apni mummy ka gold necklace chura kr tujhe dia..par tune mujhe dhokha diya..kisi aur ladke se chudai krte hue dekha..!
ladki:behn l lode maa ki chut,meine kha tha woh sab krne ko..meine kha tha phel hone ko,neclace dene ko,pocket money khrch krne ko..
ladka:to wapas kr mujhe jo bhi meine tujhe diya hai..
ladki:abe chutiye ..necklace bech diya hai meine..aur paise khtm ho gye hain,..kapde jo diye the..woh aune pone daam mein bech diye..ab jo dusra mila hai..woh tujhse jada paise wala hai..aur mujhe apna mooh mat dikha..chal nikal le yanaha se..!
mast hai….
gd evng frndsss…
Hw r u all…???
admin bro apki new site kb aa rhi hai…
And gud n9t all frndzzz..
Gd n8 nilesh:-) nd happy mndy v ;-) :-P
Piyush, Almost Ready and Online Just Testing It Now… :)
..yaar nilesh saade chaar baje..tumhare yanha raat ho jaati hai..lolz!!
Bhai ji dusra joke kaha hai aaj
Thaa main nind me or mujhe itna sajaya ja raha tha,
bde hi pyr se mujhe nahlaya ja raha tha,
na jane tha wo konsa ajb khel mere ghr me,
bacho k tarha mujhe kandhe pe uthaya ja raha tha,
tha pas mere mera har apna us waqt,
phr b me har Kisi k mun se Bulaya ja raha tha,
jo kabhi dekhte b na thy mohbt k nigha se,
un k dil se b pyr lutaya ja raha tha,
malum nai hairan tha har koi mujhe sota hua dekh kr,
zor zor se ro ro kar mujhe hasaya ja raha tha,
kaanp uthi meri ruh mera wo makan dekh kar,
pata chala mujhe dafnaya ja raha tha,
ro pada phir me b mera wo manzar dekh kr,
jahan mujhe hamesha k liye sulaya ja raha tha
hye achha likha hai !!! khud likha hai ya copy past??
@admin yar mai comment karu to its saying duplicat com.. detected??? why??
nilesh 4:32 pm pe hi gud nite….aaj din mein hi pee li h kya….
Delet mujhe lagta ha bachlor ne bhi angrezi pee rakhi ha tabi sala sone chala ha kabaristaan me. Hehehe. Abe ye 2no to sale holyday ka bharpur fayda utha rahe hain. Hehe
Dear Deepak..k liye..
ab tak ka sabse badhiya Dost..jiska milna aasaan nhi..bhagwaan ka shukriya ada krta hoon..ki mein hindustan se hoon..englistaan se nahi!!..chhodna hai kitna mushkil tumhe..par hum bhi to khud se kucch ko chhod dete hain..baatein krne k liye umar nhi..janm jamn bhi km hai ..tumse baato k liye..pyaar humara marne k baad bhi saath rahe tumhare..aise meri marne se pehle khwahish rahe!!
jay honeeheart ..k liye..
mera pehla dost pehla saathi pehla yaar aur pehla pyaar!!..usse pyaar hum jatate nhi..par uske liye pyaar utna rahega..jitna soch bhi naa hum paae..uski khamoshi se bhi hume pyaar hai..uski yaado se bhi hume pyaar hai..har janm ki ek hi khwahish hai..uske liye..woh mujhe Dhiraj sweetheart khna naa bhule…aur mein usse jay honee heart..uske liye bus yehi khta rahoon..i will love u forever..coz tum mere honey heart ho..apne sweet ko dil mein har waqt rakhna taki tum humesha meethe raho..tc!!
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!!!!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! EVENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!!!!
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hye dude!!! just asking are you gay??? dont mind !!!!
@aby,..i m 10000percent natural non straight guy..dont call gay..its not cool..call it non-straight..non straight people take this as an offensive word!!…i knew it since i was 4yrs old boy!!..but mujhe bura kyun lagega..kya tumhe bura lagta hai ki tum kya ho??..this is mindset problem..mein to enjoy krta hoon khud ko…problem yeh hai ki log..pehle unki acchaiyo pe km dhyan dete hain..buraiyo pe jada dhyan jata hai..inn cheejo ko normally treat krna chahiye logo ko..but yeh cheeje unke knowledge pe depend krti hai…mera to manna hai ki agar satyug raha hoga to usmein bhi non straight rahein honge..yeh koi nai cheej nhi..jispe nayapan dikhya jae..
mujhe koi shok hai non straight banne ka..ya tumhe koi shok hai..straight banne ka..by birth yeh cheeze milti hain…mein chah k bhi straight nhi ban sakta..mera bhai straight hai..woh kyu nhi bana meri tarah..use to ladkia pasand hain..mera khne ka matlab hai ki..yeh cheeje ekdum natural hain..just like straight boys,bi boys,and other sexuality…agr jise humse problem hai to woh unki hai..humari nhi..straight ladke kya bure nhi hote…iske liye non straight jimmedar hain…huge population,crime,rape,voilence,dhokaghadi,..kya inke jimmedar non straight log hain???..at last nonstraight should be respected..aur baaki cheeje aap khud socho aur samjho..mein iss topic pe jada bolna nhi chahta…kyunki yeh koi nai cheej nhi rah gyi!!..naa hi yeh kabhi nayi thi..!!..good night..!!..aadmi pehle ek insaan hai..baaki baad mein..!!.
hye its ok bro!!!!thanxx tummne mujhe sajhaya!!!! and enjoy your life life!!! mai aour comments karta but mere comment aaj karu to kal approve honga yaar!!!!
aaj raat koi nahi aaya …..
kaha?
Bhabhi mayke gyi hui hai, lgta hai ;-)
Waise aap AAYA ko bulate ho :-O mjhe lga AAYI ko bulate hoge :-P
hehehe.. ..
good observation wanted (deepak)
Mai aai hu
WC Prity :)
Nishani thee ladki randi h
Gud answer wanted
your Bhabhi is with me. I was talking about you friends .
Good morning to all users
Bahut Hi Naaz Se Chuma Usne Labo Ko Mere Marte Waqt…!!!
Kehne Lage Ki Manzil Akhiri Hai Kahin Pyas Na Lag Jae Tumhe….!
Gd mrng deleated bhai. Ye shayri dil k kafi karib hai mere coz dil k kafi karib rhne wale kisi shakhs ne ye sunaya tha mjhe kvi :-)
Deleted aur agar ladki mari hoti to ladka to fir uske muh mein pipe laga deta ki le.. pee aur jeee
priya ji gud morning…….
good morning ji :)
Priya ji gud evening
gd mrng frndz
hw r u all…???
Del bro kal hum kuch jyada hi busy ho gye the.. Rat 1.50am par free huye.
So jaldi gd n9t kah gye..
nilesh kya party mein the? ??
rave party mein the kya …..hahaha…
admin joke kaha h aaj ka? ?
joke na aaye time pe to meri gand leni mat kara karo… mujhe bhi koi problem ho sakti hai…
Deleted g mujhe pta nahi us site ka coz ye shayri maine fb se uthai hai.! lolzzz
Usne gale se lagya aur kaha aao aaj tumeh ishk…e…Muhabbat sikha du…
Unki maasumiyat ke bich ye bhi khyaal na aaya unhone to chaku mere sine pe lagaya hai..!
dil lena tha to pyaar bhi kar skte the wo to aise bhi tumhara hi tha…
Aaj begano ki share le ke mujhe u… gaali naa diya karo..!
Nd deleted g aapka real name kya hai mera to yahi hai nitesh
my real name is Rakesh Rathee
@Admin kamine tu kaha apni ga#d marwa raha hai..!
A couple went to a farm. A bull was servicing the cows.
The lady asked the manager,” how many times the bull can service?
“the manager replied, “5 to 6 times in a day.”
The lady looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”
The Husband asked the manager, “is it the same cow every time?”
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow.”
the husband looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ?? ;)
1Sir 1miss ki boobs daba raha tha,
1bache ne ye dekh liya.
Sir: Beta!
Miss k seene me dard hai isliye daba raha hoon..!
Bacha:
Bhen Ke Laude!
Bacha hoon
Chutiya nahi,.
HBO DEKHTA HooN, POGO NAI……..!!
(.”)/”
<))
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College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko ke kaan khade ho jate hai..!
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kahte ho? :-XD
Santa baahr baitha ro rha tha..!
Lady: kya hua..?
Santa: maine kbhi nahi li..! :(
Lady: ro mat meri lelo…!
Aftr sex Santa hsne lga..!
Lady: kyu has rhe ho..?
Santa: maine ro-ro ke puri GAON chod li..! :P
Ek bus me ek young
teacher khadi thi,
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Ek bachche ne kaha”aap meri jagah pe
baith jayein”,
. Teacher ne use thappar maar diya, .
Bhalai ka toh zamana hi nahi hai aaj kal… :(
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Bacha rote hue dobara apne papa ki
god mein ja ke baith gaya.