Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Kara Do

Views: 13,074 - Posted on 27 Sep 2010

Ek Bande Ki Shadi Nahi Hoti To Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karta Hai

Bhagwan Ki Aate Hai Aur Puchte Hai Tujhe Kya Chahiye

Bhakt: “Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Kara Do.

Bhagwan: “Moorkh, Uski Ek Saree 1 Lac Ki Hai, Tu Kharcha Utha Payega?

Bhakt: “Nahi, Koi Upay Bataiye Bhagvan?

Bhagvan: “Mallika Sherawat

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52 Responses to "Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Kara Do"

  1. Rosy says:

    Uska 1 mini skirt 2 lacs ka h

  2. palak says:

    aaj kl aap sb old joke submit kr rhe,.aur joke hote bhi km hai@admin

    • admin says:

      Palak mam , actually i am little busy in some of projects and mere pass ab aur ache ache jokes nahi bache isi types ke hai.. jab se chatting shuru hui hai logo ne jokes submit karvane hi band kar diye hai kya karu main

  3. Big Boss says:

    kya idea diya waise rosy ka idea bhi galat nhi hoga hahahahah……….

  4. priti says:

    thank 4 show my jokes………………

  5. Aaditya says:

    ekdum sahi baat hai

  6. Punit mumbai says:

    Muje rosy chalegi.

  7. sam no .1 says:

    bagwan meri shadi rosy se kara de

  8. manish says:

    gud joke

    # but us bechare ko bata do ki mallika ki panty nd bra bhi designer hoti hai…….dont worry rakhi sawant se baat karen???????

  9. robin royal says:

    ab agar wo bolega ke shadi mallika se hi krwado to kya bhagwan karwa denge

  10. riya says:

    not so good joke as per your level

  11. Vickyssss says:

    par ye ladka mallika ki chuchiyo ka boj utha payega iski kya guarantee hai..

  12. DAKSH says:

    sahi hai chhote, ja kr le mallika se shadi…

    gud luck.

  13. DAKSH says:

    hey gals kaha bhag gyi tum log mujhe nanga chhod k…

    • UR LOVE says:

      sab mujhe entertain kar rahi hain….
      koi munh me le rahi hain…
      koi boobs dabwa rahi hain…
      baaki line main khade hain…

  14. jatt fantasy says:

    meri shadi mansi se karwa de bhgwan

  15. jatt fantasy says:

    hey girls tum yaha kya ..marwa rahi ho . chat par online kyo nahi aati ho . plz come soon. http://www.way2heart.com

  16. sapna says:

    good jokes

  17. Mohit says:

    God, aap mere shaadi kar do aishwarya se kyunki aishwarya ko saree to kya bra panty bhi pahn ne ka time nahi milega to saree ka kharcha kaisa?

  18. yukti says:

    yeh ladkiya aise pagal ladko

    ke liye nahi hai

  19. Pratap Singh says:

    Palak Ko Jocke Old lAG rAHE hAI Iske Muh Me Dedo Sali Ki Gand Me Se Niklega………….

  20. balaji says:

    shadi to c**t aur lund ka milan hota hai. jub bhe dono ko lagta hai ke ab ek ho jana hai to ho jate hai. aur unko tub bhawagan bhe nahi rok pata hai.

  21. Rosy says:

    @mohit, my chat isnt working. Which rosy r u talking about?

  22. Rosy says:

    Rosy+punit= no!
    Rosy+sam= also no!

  23. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy tumne mera dil tod diya. Theek hai ab yukti ya mansi par line marta hu.

  24. Rosy says:

    Keep on dreaming, ur love nd sam no. 1. Kuch ne hone wala..
    @punit, go ahead. Good luck

  25. DEEWANA says:

    @ ADMIN maine tumko jokes post kiye , per tumne ek bhi publish nahi kiya ,or ulta mere comment ko modify kerke mujhe gali deker yaha post ker diya , ab yaha joke ke liye rote ho ,agar aise hi karoge to new new joke nahi mil payenge tumhe.

    • admin says:

      Deewana bhai ji, aapke maximum jokes already site pe hai aur jo nahi hai unko mujhe abhi modify karna hai
      As you guys know ki mene tum logo ke liye chat launch ki… ye sab kam time lete hai… main tum logo ko nayi cheeze de raha hun sirf isliye ki you all milke create a good community.. and tum mujhe hi galiya dete ho comments mein.,..
      koi insaniyat hai kya ye

  26. Punit mumbai says:

    Ush bandhe ko aishwarya se shadi aur arabpati banne ka dono war mangne chahiye the.

  27. Rosy says:

    @madhu, hello. Its rosy nt rozy. So plz tc

  28. sunny says:

    rosy tumhe ek joke suna rha hu

    santa ek forenar ko chud deta h police puchti tumne rape q kiya

    santa-sir galatfahmi me aisa hua h mujhe nahi pata tha uska naam rosy merimarllo h..

  29. Rosy says:

    @sunny, keep ur jokes with urself. Bkwas tha

  30. Vickyssss says:

    @rosy … Hahahahaha..

  31. Rosy says:

    @sunny, ni samji

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