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  35 Comments

  1. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

    abe santa tujhse to kuch hota v nahi !

    tu kr v kya skta hai !

    @ aisa krna tu bina tukre kiye hee bibi ko apne padosi ko de dena !

    1. Matrix says:

      Abe Rajeev bhai naam kyun badal liya? Rajeev hi to achaa tha!

      Waise is joke mein jaise hi niche se aawaj aayi ki niche waala hissa mujhe de do to santa bara bharak gaya aur jakar us aadmi se ladai karne laga. Us aadmi ne kuch kehna chaha par santa ne us aadmi ki bina sune use maar diya aur faansi ki saza ke karan uski maut ho gayi.

      Baad mien jab santa aur us aadmi ki aatma bhatakte hue ek dusre se takrae to santa ne kaha:

      Santa: Abe bh*sri ke agar tu ye gandi baat na kehta to hum abhi jinda hote.

      To us aadmi ne turant gusse se jawab diya:

      Aadmi: Saale suar agar tu meri baat sun leta to hum jinda hote.

      Santa:Kya hai wo baat?

      Aadmi: Saale mien apne ghar mien bane cake ka niche waala hissa apni biwi se maang raha tha, kyunki saali bewakuf cake ke niche cream lagati hai!

  2. SNAKEY says:

    hehehehehe hahahaha …padosi bhi kaamina tha… mausam kahin padosi tu tou nhi tha aur santa jaat …..

    1. Mausam says:

      Hahahahahahhaahahaha hehehehehe

      nice joke he yaar saale padosee bhi lagta he santa ke ghar ki taraf kaan lagaaye rahte hain har waqt hehehhee.

      Yaar Snakey sach kah rahaa hoon ki jab main ye joke padh rahaa tha to main bhi yahee soch rahaa tha ki wo padosii Snakey ke siva koi aur nhi ho sakta hahhaha

      but yaar jab tera comment padha to pata chala ki teri mere baare me bhi same rai hai hahahha

  3. Adolf says:

    @Mr.Admin
    iss site pe kisi or ko joke post krne ki permission nahi hain kya?
    wednesday morning ko maine ek posting ki thi magar aapne usko waha sy remove kr diya……dis is not fare……

  4. AJUBA says:

    Abe upar ka bhi hissa le leta boobs v dabane milte

    neesat male kom? Are agar male kom nahi hoti to tum saj singar karke kisko dikhati or niche kya gajar muli ghusati?

    1. pankaj says:

      @hi Rashii,
      This is my 1st cmnt & its on u,
      I like ur cmnt & ur way of thinking.
      Rpy me soon pls

      1. Rashii says:

        Welcome pankaj ji

        thnx apko mere cmt pasnd aaye

        apka 1st cmt mere liye thank u so much, kaha se ho ap?

        Site ko enjoy kijiyega

  5. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo frnds yaar admin jokes ki main kya tareef karu jab b tareef karne ki sochta hu to ye samaj me nahin ata k kya type(likhu) karu all jokes very nice

    1. Admin says:

      Heartbeat Ji.. Thanks hamare jokes ko pasand karne ke liye

      Bas bhagwan se yahi dua hai hamesha huste raho..

  6. nishat syeed says:

    WAISE AJUBA TUMHARE SAATH SAATH YAHAN KE SARE LOGON KO MAINE TRACK KIYA HAI, AND BEING A HACKER YE MERE LIYE HASI-MAJAK JAISA HAI. KAHO TOH TUMHARI IDENTITY ALONG WITH TUMHARE COMPUTER KI ip ADDRESS PUBLIC KAR DUN????

    1. Admin says:

      Arey oye Nishat,…. vo kahe na kahe chal tu bata kya IP hai… Ajuba ka aur mera.. dekhta hun tere palle kitne daane hai

      Yaha hajar hackers aaye par koi b hack kya jhant ka baal bhi na paad saka.. dekhta hun teri

      Aur baki hackers ki tarha tu bhi ab yaha se goli na ho jayiyo.. Himmat hai to jawab kariyo

      1. nishat syeed says:

        mujhe sirf ajooba ko jabab dena tha jo tumne approve nahi kiya. u may be owner of this website so tumhari margi, karo na karo. haan jo kehna hai maine keh diya. ajuba ko v samjh do toh acha hai.

        gud day

    2. AJUBA says:

      Samir bhai aapki reqwest saraankho par vese me bahot kam coment karta hu lekin nesat ne pure male kom ko likha kya use pata nahi vo jaha se nikla hai vaha mail kom ka ? ? ? Andar gaya to vo bahar nikla

      fir bhi admin bro aapko bura laga ho to sory

      &

      neesat tu hekar hai a66i bat hai lekin tu mera ip adres to kya tu mera mail id bhi nahi bata paega kyu ki me mobile se chat karta hu samza lallu lal ha ha ha ha ha

      admin bro jane do baccha hai u6al kud kar raha hai

  7. panchhi says:

    @raavan janu uska name sanket haii..aur vo abi mera sirf bf he naki lyfprtner yaar aur wo lucky he ki ni ye to ni pata bt unlucky jarur hai…heheh kyuki me use bahot kharche karati hu…hehh pr uske liye v krti hu haan …aur jaan tum btao sweety ki sweet aunty kb la rahe ho??
    @raj bidu ab teri problem ke bare mein me kya kahu !!!ummmhh tume use bina bataye nahi mar jana chahiye yaar dil pe boj rakh kr kyu jina???aur uske pichhe kutte ki tarah bhagne ki koi jarurat ni haii use apne dil ki baat bata do agr vo na kahe to thik hai tum dono frnds raho itni koshish jarur krna bcoz wo tume tumari frnd ki yad dilati haii…vaise wo kaun hai?? he he he he

    @kapil janu tune kaha tha ke tu bachpan se hi condom use krta hai ab iljham mere pr kyu lga rha hai tu!!! aur yaar teri ramayan me ram aur raavan to ek hi rehta hai par sita kyu badal jati he bar bar!!!

    @rashii me to hamesha mast hi rahungi..
    @rosyy kaha ho tum dekho raj keh rha hai ki use tum uski ek frnd ki yad dilati ho..he he he

    @imran snake me tuje nahi bhuli yaar tu bhool gya muje yad v ni kiya ooooooooooooooooooooooooo……vese yar tu kaha tha itne din?

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    dosto

    suno

    holi ka ek apna experience sunata hu,,tab me 8th me padta tha….
    holi ke din the us din se school band hone wala tha….2 ladkiya class ke bahar bethi thi,mene kala rang un dono ladkiyo ko mal mal ke laga diya……kafi maja aaya,,dono ne chudANE KI KAFI koshis ki par mene nhi chhoda…

    fir me bhaag gaya…lekin us ke baad kya hua…me bathroom me apna chehra dhone gaya..achanak piche se hamla hua,,me gir pada ..4 ladkiyo ne muje daboch liya tha..un me se 2 ne mere haath aur 2 ne mere pair pakad liye,,fir wo muje le jane lage….fir jo hua wo aaj b meri ankho ke samne aa jata hai…..
    .
    jin 2 ladkiyo ne mere haath pakde the..un me se ek ki tang ke niche mera sar chala gaya…usne skirt pehni thi,,aur uski skirt ke andar mera sar chala gaya,,usne pink color ki panty pehni hui thi…mene sar bahar nikala jhatke se to..dusri ladki ki skirt ke andar mera sar chala gaya..usne white panty pehni thi..ab me relax ho gaya tha aur dono ki panty ka bari bari se didar karne laga……….

  9. nishat syeed says:

    ajuba admin se puch lena kuch yakeen ho aayega. now can be stop this if mr. ajuba and mr. sameer thinks its enough, else mera kya hai

  10. Admin says:

    Nishat bachha mere server ka ip nahi mera IP bata proove karna hai.. aur seriously mujhe khushi hogi ki tujhe itni knowledge hai ladki hone ke baad bhi

    SO i want ki tum meri ek achi dost ban jao aage tumhari marji

      1. knight says:

        Abe yahoo mien jab kisi ka email aata hai to uska server I.P address bhi aata hai.Aur ek link bhi hoti hai wahaan jaa kar agar woh email ka header copy paste kiya jaye to bhi I.P address pata chal jata hai. Wo nishat tum sabko chuthiya bana rahi hai. hahaha

        Agar wishwas nahi hota to yahoo mein kisi ka bhi email khol aur sabse bottom ke right mien uska server I.P address mil jayega.Jab reply karega to link bhi de dunga.

  11. sexyboy says:

    arre Admin yaaar tu lad….mai tere side hoo. agar teri wonderful site ko kuch bhi hue to uski maa chuda jaayegi. AASAN shabdon me chale jao hackers….