Modern Man’s Thinking
Views: 12,112 - Posted on 06 Aug 2012
Modern Man’s Thinking:
“My Heart Will Always Belong To Just One Woman But, I Have My Sperm For The Rest“
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Ye hai kya
Rashi doston ko bulne ki salah to nahi hai
Nice joke
Navya mujhe to samjhe me hi nhi aaya seriously would u please clear it?
Ek shaks tha jis ki adat thi k wo raste me milne wale hr shaks ko SALAM krta tha,
pr ek shaks us k salam ka jawab dene k bajae use gallian deta tha.
Phir b wo naik insan use hr roz salam krta tha.
Ek din us se kisi ne pocha k “wo shaks hr roz tmhe bura bhala kehta h tm phr b use salam kyu krte ho?”
us naik insan ne jawab dia
“JAB WO MERE LIYE APNI BURI ADAT NHI CHOD SKTA
TO ME US K LIYE APNI ACHI ADAT KYUN CHODU”
O:) :D
great lines deepak bro:) !!!!!
@Rashii di, gift mein aapko kya doon….sabse accha gift…koi bhi relation ho…usme samajh pyaar sahanubhuti sacchi dosti sacchai imandaari vafadari kshma aur zindgi bhr dil mein respect love rahe..usse badhkr aur dusra koi gift ho nhi sakta…isliye Rashii di…aapko mein kbhi nhi bhul sakta..haan aur ishwar se pray krta hoon ki..Dear Deepak jaise dher saare aapke friends ho :) ..aapka jeeven kushal mangle shanti se beetta ..rahe..aur kismat aap pr sada mehrbaan rahe…so tc di!!
….aaj bhi pyaar ko duniya se chhipae dil mein ghum raha hoon…
….khuda kre mere pyaar ko woh duniya se chhipa rkhe..sirf mere liye :)
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…HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY DEAR DEEPAK…kaash tumhare jaisa dost mujhe hr janm mein mile…jisse sirf dil ki baate ki jaa sake!!…..wakai tum apne naam ki tarah hi ho… :)
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……. EK ICCHA….
woh pyaar se iss qdar mere pass beithe…
ki mein shrm se jhukh muskura doon..
woh pyaar se mera chehra iss qadar uthae..
ki mein apne aankhein shrm se khol bhi naa paun..
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ohhooooo :D !!!!
gud…one..!
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy : It’s the Thought; b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in Your mind.
MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.
SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion.
INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked)”WHY”?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it wasover!!!! :-D
hmmm..!!
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abhi bhi aadhe smiles code hi mile h pure kab milegi???????? bhuhuhuhu
mai kya karu?????
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Good Morning Frndzzzz…..
good morning priya.. hzz u?
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Gudmorning frnds
gud mrng
Delji ab Apke dady kese h
good mor Navya how r u ???
Un ke baad baaki to sab theek hai dosto,
Bas jahan dil tha pehle, Wahan ab dard rehta
hai…
Ho agar shikaayat is zaat-e-nacheez se to maaf
kar dena dosto,
Kal agar ye zaat hi na rhi, to karz koun
utaarega…
Passenger was complaining to a
railroad engineer…
Passenger:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the
trains are always late?
Railroad engineer :
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t
have a schedule?