Mohabbat Kaise Nibhayi Jaye
Views: 30,821 - Posted on 28 May 2012
Ustad Chodumal Khas Saab Ke Ek Friend Ka Affair Chal Raha Tha Par Bada Dhayan Rakhne Ke Bad Bhi Uski Girlfriend Pregnant Ho Gayi.
To Ustad Ji Ne Baki Ke Naujawan Logo Ko Shiksha Dene Ke Liye Ek Sher Arz Kiya
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Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kacha Na Ho,
Wah Wah….
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na Ho.
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Umeed Hai Aap Log Is Baat Se Sabak Loge Aur Dhayan Rakhoge, Chicken Pakate Hue :p Hehehe
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hahahahaha…wah USTAD wah…
Aakhiri line ye honi chahiye thi : ch*t aese maaro ki bachcha na ho. { gf ko } q ladkiyo/dosto sahi hai na.
Gf aapse sex chahti hai child nhi. [gf hit me jaari]
You said right alok ji
Thanx deleted bro.{the great shayar}
hmmm nice
Frnds kl Dhoni ki team haar gayi…but kyu haari us ka 1 solid rsn Dhoni k paas tha….pata h kya…
….coz..,
Jeetne Waali Team Ko Jo Volkswagen Ki Car Mil Rahi thi…,
Woh….. PETROL….. wali thi….!!!!!
joke smj nai aya
Dear navya joke nhi msg hai ye : gf k sath sex jarur karen but wo pregnent na ho paye. Ok
Mohabbattttttttt……….. Touba-Touba……..
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Dosto,
Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Ladkiya
Mardo Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hai Ladkiya,
Kapdo Ki Ik Dod (Dor) Si Lagti Hai Jese
Darziyon K Karobar Chalati Hai Ladkiya,
Make Up K Bagair Yeh Mukammal Nahi Ab Toh
Chehre Pe Ik Chehra Chadati Hai Yeh Ladkiya.
Kisi Takreeb Main Poocho Na Haal Tu Inka
Bar Char Kar Numaiyeesh Karati Hai Yeh Ladkiya.
Boodiyon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Ik Ajab Tamasha
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Bhi Kehlati Hai Ladkiya.
Bhule Se Agar Kisi Ko Jo Kehdiya Amma
Khandan Ki Tarikh Batati Hai Yeh Ladkiya.
Mill Jaye Gar Yeh Tu Ban Jati Hain Toofan
Ladko Ko Bhi Badnaam Karati Hai Yeh Ladkiya.
Duniyaa K Har Ik Mozoon Pe Karleti Hain Batain
Bolne Main Kabhi Maar Na Khati Hai Ladkiya.
Dekh Dekh Kar Ik Dosre Ko Hoti Hai Jelius
Tareef Kisi Ki Na Karpati Hai ye Ladkiya.
Tamanna Yehi Rehti Hai K Ho Jaye Inki Shadhi
Rone Ka Pheer Drama Rachati Hai Ladkiya.
Choti Choti Baton Pe Ho Jati Hai Naraz
Aur Muh Pheer K Ansoo Bahati Hai Ladkiya.
Acting Karne Main Koi Saani Nahi Inka
Actro Ki Bhi Chutti Karati Hai Ladkiya.
Din Raat Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar
Mardo Ko Bhi Ganja Banati Hai Yeh Ladkiya.
Ik Doje Se Bhi Bana Kar Rakhti Nahi Yeh to,
Chugli Pe Chugliyaan Lagati Hai Ladkiya.
Lag Jaye Koi Mazloom Agar Inke Hath
Joutoon Se Tawaza Farmati Hai Ladkiya.
Zar, Zan, Zameen Ka Jhagra Azal Se Hai Maujood
Mazloom Ko Bhi Zalim Banati Hai Ladkiya.
Rishte Dariyon Ko Bhi Khatam Karwa Deti Hain Yeh Toh
Pheer Aag Kuch Aesi Badkati Hai Ladkiya.
Aey JAY! Bahut Nadan Hai Abhi Tum
Nako Chane Bhi Chabwati Hai Yeh Ladkiya.
Haay ye mohabbt pta nhi hm se kya karwa ke rhegi.
Har ka yahi reason tha.hi friends goodeve… H r u?
Oye Bhootani,
Tumne Mere Pyar Ko Thukraya hai……
Jaaaaaaa……….
Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhey Yaad Aayegi…
Jab Chaand Sitare chamak rahey honge
Jab Yaadon k Phool Mehak rahey honge
Jab Need ko Nain taras rahey honge
Jab Aankhon se Aansoo baras rahey honge
Tab…
Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad Aayegi
Jab Tanhai se Dil Ghabraye gaa
Jab Tumhein Akela-Pan Sataye ga
Jab koi Khuwab hi nahi Aayega
Jab Teri Baat Sun ne wala koi nahi rah jayega
Tab……
Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad ayegi ♥
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Mujko rulaya hai, dil tera bhi kabhi royega,
chehra aansuon se usne tera bhi Bheeg Jaayega,
Agar na kiya hasil kuch hmne Tere Pyar me,
kuch na kuch to tum bhi khowogi mere pyar me….
Take care…….. Meri Rato ki Humsafar…….
Jab kutte ki mout
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Had ho Gayi Yaar…….
Aap Logo ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!:-)
@Dear Deepak..no thanks..aage kya likhu mein…jo tumne mere liye kha ..woh mere liye ek khubsurat tohfe se km nhi tha..aapne mujhe uss layak samjha..aapka har din har shaam har raat,aapke pura jeevan phoolo ki khushbu se mehekta rahe..u r nice Deepak..tc!!
@jay..tuhara bhoot is duniya mein azaad hai..isliye woh bacche paida krne mein help kr skta hai…tumhare talent k kya khne..pata nhi yeh saare contents tum apne dimag se likhte ho ya phir..!!..anywez good evening!! aur take care!!..aur meri bhootni se jada muh mat khulwao..woh maun vrat pe hai…!!
gud evng frndz.*
hw r u all…???
hehehe…… Darna Mat Dosto,
Aaz ka Question Kal ki Tarah nahi hai Jo Dimaag ki Maa Bahan ek Kar Dega :p
What 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Woman.?
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Think..
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Think Hard ???
sindur,sari aur gahne.,
yhi 3 chije. Hai jay bro..
Kisi ladki ko aurat banane ke liye..
Nilesh bro. Agar choti bachhi ko ye sab pahna diya jaaye to kya wo Aurat ho jayegai ???
Del bro. ne sahi Ans diya hai.
i think…tha ans is…
‘ AGE ‘
age change a girl into a woman…
ryt.?
…* The ans…..
kya age honi chahiye bro.
Hw r u dipak ji…???.
MRS
Admin bro. Shayad ap sahi h….but…1 baat to pakki h..koi b girl sari umar girl nh ho skti chahe vo shaadi kare ya na kare….1 age k baad hr ladki..aurat ya woman kahi jati h….
Wese Lata mangeshkar, Uma bharti, Mayavati or Mamata benarji ….in sb k nam se pahle MRS nh ata to in sb ko hum kya bolenge…Girl or woman..
Main to inko Miss Lata Mageshkar Hi bulata hun
hehehe… Jo mrs nh h vo to miss hi hogi na…but qstn me girl or woman k baare me pucha tha gaya tha na ki miss or mrs k baare me…..toh…Lata ji girl h ya woman.?
Weise mere mind me b pahle ap wala ans hi aya tha..but vo muje sahi nh laga..
SEX = 3 LETTERS
wah waah….!
Jay kal wale Que ka answer bta…..
@jay, meri bhootni,..girl hai ya women??/..ya phir woh kbhi bhudi hogi..i think never…but jay..mujhe pasand aya tumhara..bhootni k liye jo likha…but woh tumhari humsafar kaise ho gyi..uska humsafar to uske pass nhi ata…ab GOOD NIGHT…jay n frendz…
EK KHUBSURAT DIL EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SE JADA SUNDAR HOTA HAI..kyunki jay ne shyad ek khubsurat dil se naata jod liya hai…woh jay se kitna pyaar krti hai.. woh yeh to nhi jaanti..par yeh jarur jaanti hai..ki woh jay k liye nafrt paida nhi kr sakti..woh sabko bhul skti ho shyad..par khuda,jay aur known unknwon dream love ko kbhi nhi…..jay i want to be your..G.F…great friend jay..hr janm mein…
gn evrybdy
Wah!! Wah!!….
Dosto mujhe bahut jorro se need aa rahi hai..main sone chala…aap log bhi so jaieye…sorry aap sab log to pehle se hi swapn lok mein busy hain..aur nhi likh sakta..nhi to abhi so jaunga..tc bye good night!!..i love nights!!..its just like day 4 me!!..isliye kya krun mein dosto..mein hoon aadat se majboor!!…:|
Good morning nilesh
good mrng DEL BRO.
Hw r u. Frndz..???
gm frnds
Gud morning dear frnds. Kaise hain aap sabhi ?
Navya kya abhi tk so rhi ho ?
m f9 n u alok ji.
I also f9 frnd
Hey, frnds..Meri aap sabse request h ki
GUD MORNING msg bhejne k bajaye subah,
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Aloo k parathe, dosa,sandwich,etc. bhej dia karo.
Hehehe…. Meri morning khud hi Gud ho jayegi..
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gm:
jiyo sher,
dosto jra inki b to suno…
Bhai bura mt manna but apko varanasi aana hoga,
aur yha ka famous kachaudi sabji jalebi khilaunga.. Promissss…..
gud idea deepak…..mujhe to bhukh lagne lagi h…….yammmmmmiiii
mujhe to bus yeh mil jae meri hafte bhar ki bhookh mit jaegi..
agar mein kisi ka darwaza khatkhataun..aur ek glass pani mangu..to woh vyakti chahe male ya female ho..muskurate hue mujhe ek glass pani dede…aur pani peene k baad mujhe phir se smile se dekhe..isse badhiya cheez kya ho sakti hai….!!
………..GOOD MORNING FRIENDSS!!……………………
anywez i like
1.crabs-i love you crabs .. sorry this my tongue is telling:)
2.prawns
3.phamphret
4.all sea foods
4.chicken skin
…….good 10:50am+ friends!!