Mom, What Are Those Things
Little Johnny Is Taking A Shower With His Mother And Says, “Mom, What Are Those Things On Your Chest!?”
Unsure Of How To Reply, She Tells Johnny To Ask His Dad At Breakfast Tomorrow, Quite Certain The Matter Would Be Forgotten.
Johnny Didn’t Forget. The Following Morning He Asked His Father The Same Question.
His Father, Always Quick With The Answers, Says, “Why Johnny, Those Are Balloons. When Your Mommy Dies, We Can Blow Them Up And She’ll Float To Heaven.”
Johnny Thinks That’s Neat And Asks No More Questions.
A Few Weeks Later, Johnny’s Dad Comes Home From Work A Few Hours Early.
Johnny Runs Out Of The House Crying Hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s Dying!!”
His Father Says, “Calm Down Son! Why Do You Think Mommy’s Dying?”
“Uncle Harry Is Blowing Up Mommy’s Balloons And She’s Screaming, Oh God, I’m Coming!“
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Nice joke
Good joke n aaj kya sabhi boys apni apni g/f se v rakhi bandhwa rhe h kya…koi nazar nhi aa rha
HPS Bhai agar resham ka dhaga(rakhi) bandhne se agar gf ya koi ladki behan ban jaye na to sarkar rape rokne ke liye schools colleg me har ladka ladki ko rakhi bandhwana aniwarya(jaruri) kar de. Hehehehehehe
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vry gud joke…
Good
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8) hi!! Deepak nd friends !!
ave joke
koi aaj rakhi bandha hai ki nhi :?
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ek khawat gaur se padhiye
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‘” jo apne dost ka nhi ho saka woh apni biwi ka ho sakta hai kya ”
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Nai ho sakta
Nice joke dear
Ab Toh Zindgi Ne Bhi Mujhse Puch Liya
Hai..
Kahan Gya Wo Shakhs Jo Tumhein
Mujhse Bhi
Jaida Pyara Tha..!
GOOD* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: NIGHT*
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@Deepak Dear sweet Dreams :oops:
@aby, where r u ??? :cry:
:oops: chlta hoon sone!!
Meelo k faslo me b duri n ho,
Baat n ho aisi koi Majburi n ho,
Meri tamanna hai hum dost rahe umr bhar
Aap dua krna meri ye dua adhuri n ho…
gud nyt Dear..
Lovely drmz..
TC…
hehehe
and happy raksha bandhan
but nonveg raksha bandhan hoti h lund pe rakhi bandh k na ki hath pe rakhi bandh k hehehehe
to kon kon manana chahta h nonveg raksha bandhan hehehehe
….. so so nice of you Dear Deepak!!
..yakeen kro yaa naa kro..jab tum mujhe yaad kroge mein tumhare kareeb aa jaunga lekin tum mujhe dekh naa sakoge..sirf mehsus kr sakoge dear..agr sacche dil se yaad kroge.. :)
…… i love u so much n for forever…
meine tumhe dekha hai tumhari baato se….
meine tumhe mehsus kia hai tumhari baato se….
jismo ki doori bhle hi sacchai hai..lekin pyaar ki najdiki sabse bdi sacchai hai
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tc Dear cute lucky lovely sweet awesome fantastic superb rocking mindblowin cool Dreams !!
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A cute Love Story:-
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GIRL: m I Pretty?
BOY: NO.
Girl: Do U wana Live wid me?
BOY:NO.
Girl: If I leave U then will u cry?
Boy:NO.
Girl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:-
U r nt “Prety” bt “BEAUTIFUL”.
I dnt wnt 2 “live wid U” bt”LIVE 4 U”.
Whn u leave me i will nt cry bt “DIE”