Mosquito: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.”

Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.”

Mosquito: “No Mom I’m Going To A Blue Film, All The Hands Will Be Definitely Busy“

Baba Sexidas Ki Ek Advice Hamesha Yaad Rakhna - Jo Aapke Jeevan Ko Sukhi Banane Ke Bahut Kaam Aayegi

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