Most Touching Lines By A True Lover
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Most Touching Lines Said By True Lover To His Love While Break Up:
“Teri Maan Ka Bhonsda, Sali Gastiye, Ja Lunn Te Waj Bhenchodi, Kutti Saali, Jugad“
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Ek aadmi Mallika Sherawat ke Daddy se: Uncle Ji, aap “Murder” film mat dekhna.
Daddy: Kyu na dekhu kya hua?
Admi: Usme aapki beti bahut kam kapdo me dikhai gai hai..
Daddy: Are bhosdi ke! mujhe kya chupa hai..! maine to bachpan se hi uska sab kuchh dekh rkha hai..
hahaha..really..heart touching lines…by a TRUE LOVER…:P:P:P:P:P:P
Fantastic quote if u undrstnd:
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“Itz D Same Life Whether We Spend It In Crying Or Laughing” .
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“Think It Over”
Bakwas . . Nd wt abt grz lines while brk up? . . .
Bilkul thik kaha himanshu bhai .chalo wait krte h new site me kya hoga.
Good morning frnds…
Aap log kaise hai ?????
Dosto Aazkal me bahut he disturb hun.
Q K……
Socha Thha Uski Zulfon Ke Saaye Main
Zindagi Bita Dunga.
Socha Thha ke Uski Zulfon Ke Saaye Main
Zindagi Bita Doonga,
Lekin..
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Usne Baal he Katwa Liya :’)
O My God..!! Ap Uma bharti se itna pyar krte ho..!!!…
jaha tk muje pata h…abhi last…baal katwa kr ganji banne wali aurat to Uma bharti hi thi….
Ya fir Yuv raj singh… :P:P
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Kher dono me se jo b ho…ap ki choice ko maan gaye bro..!!
Nahi Deepu….
Wo meri Bhootani hai………..buhuhuhu
Jay yaar deepak ko aaj se hum D.K boss bulenge. Kyun deepak kya khyaal ha apne nai naam ke baare me
hehehe….. DON bhai, Pahle Deepu to Agree ho. Kyuki agar koi Frnd ye khata hai keee
Bhaag DK …….. Bhaag DK………Bhaag DK………
Tab to thhik rahega ..
Lekin Agar kisi ne esi baat ko English me kah diya toh ??????
Hahaha..gud name don bro,
Jay bro…hehehe koi fark nh padega agar English me b bola jaye.,chahe..
Bhaag D K Boss..bolo.. ya.,
Boss..D.. K. bhaag…coz
Boss D K…to sb hote h…
He koi esa jo D K Boss,. ya…
., Boss D k…nahi h..!!!
hahahahaha…….. Deepu, Shayd tumne es site pe Bhaag DK…..Bhaag DK wala joke nahi padha hai.
@ Admin bhai plz us joke ka link Deepak ko de dijiye .
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Dosto!! Tanhaaiyon Mein Aazkal Hum Aanshu Baha Rahe Hai
Duniya Ke Liye Phir Bhi Hum Muskura Rahe Hai.
Khud Ka Koi Wajood Ho, Hasrat Thhi Kabhi Humari
Mohabbat Mein Unka Saaya Sa Bante Jaa Rahe Hai.
Woh Na Rukengi Aaj Bhii, Maluum Hai Lekin
Dil Ko Behlana Hai, Is Liye Bulaa Rahe Hai.
Majbooriyon Ki Duniya Mein Khoyi Rahengi Woh
Ham Hai Ke Intezaar Mein Jeevan Bita Rahe Hai.
Kal Hamari Khushiyon Ko Wo Kehti Thhi Apni Duniya
Aaj Hame Bhool Kar Duniyadaari Nibha Rahi Hai.
Good
Hello friends kahan hain sabhi
Haa Lalit Ji, Kahiye ?
Hum to yahi hai.
@Sweetheart……Tu Meri Tamaam Wafaon Ka Sila Kuch Is Tarah Se Deti Hai.
Baat Karke Kuch Aisi Mujhe Meri Nazron Se he Gira Deti Hai.
Khyal Rakhti Hai Tu Mera Kuch Is Tarah Se
Ke Zubaan Ke Nashtar Se Mujhe Maar Deti Hai.
Tu Meri Baat ka Fandaa Ban Kar Atak Jati Hai Mere Dil Mein
Tu Kabhi Kabhi Bin Maut Mujhe Maar Deti Hai.
Banti Hai Phir Meri Zaat Hi, Mere Shikwe Shikayaton Ka Kaaran.
Yoon Lagta Hai Mujhe Tu Mere Hone Ki Saza Deti Hai
Na Jaane Kaise Sehti Hai Tu Mere Wajood Ko
Mujhe Apne Upar Tu Bojh Qaraar Deti hai.
Bhool Jata Hoon Main Bahut Jald in Teri Gustakhiyo Ko
To Jab Ek Bar Mujhe Dekh Kar Muskura Deti Hai…
ohh soo nice dear…tum aise aise kavitae likh mujhe kyun khinch rahe ho!!…tum jay ho ki magnet…tumhara pyaar..pyaar nhi amrit ka saagar hai..jise pee kr lagta hai..main amar ho jaunga…itna pyaar kisi se nhi krte nhi..to woh tumhare dil mein sama jaega aur tumhe pata bhi nhi chalega!!…baad mein raat mein break k baad milta hoon…mere khuda k diye hue nayab tohfe..mere jay!!..tumhari kavitae meri jaan lelengi jay..iska khyal rakhna!!bye bye n tc!!:)
@Deepak..,tumhe hansta hua dekh mujhe hansi aa rahi hai…aur jay ko rota hua dekh rona aa raha hai…..hahahaha+bhubhubhu…what is dis??…
by the way…Deepak tumhari aur deleted ki shayri ka jawaab nhi..aur jay ki kavitao ka hisab nhi..kya kamaal hai!!..chori krta hai..ya khud se banata hai.Q:))…par sach kanhu deepak kasam se tum itne mazedar boy ho..ki tumhari hansi dekh k hasna aa jata hai..joke padhne ki jarurat hi nhi…aur jay ko yanha aata dekh kaafi accha lagta hai…love u both!!u both n deleted r jst ummazing:)
………………..***GOOD BEFORE NOON***………………………….
***~DEEPAK~***,***~JAY~*** ND frendzzzzzz!!!
Dear, jo shayri mene del. Bro. Ko rply ki thi vo meri apni shayri thi mene khud likhi thi…n..muj pata h..us sher k words itne behtar nh the..but fir b koshish ki thi..n…shayad..vo shayri kuch is tarah honi chahiye thi..
Numaish kuch is tarah ho gai un se………
.Zaban khaosh thi…
Nigah ne Dard e dil bayan kr diya…
Hi friends i m new here ye to mitro joke nahi hai………
Pls. must reply……..
Dosto koi Batayega keeeee……..
Jale huwe TOST aur PREGNANT Girl Friend me kya Similarity hai ??????
iske baad dono buri lagti hain….
Hehehe dono ko hi dkhkr log sochte hai, kash thodi der phle nikal liya hta ;-) :-P
kaash 1 munit pahle nikal liya hota…
Kash kuch der pahle nikal leta to dono ka ye haal na hota
hahahaha…….. gud ans dosto.
Dosto Ye us time ki baat hai jab Santa ke ghar me 1st Baccha (Chinki) Paida huyi thhi.
Santa : KAsh Humarey Ladki ki jagah Ladka Paida huwa hota ?
Preeto : Chhodo ji, Agar Mai Aapke Bharoshe rahi hoti toh…..
Ye Bhi Paida nahi huyi hoti :O
Admin bhai nahi smjh me aaya hindi me kro na.!
COLLEGE life of an Engineer
- Oneside love..
- Silent mode mobiles..
- Bus stand comedies..
- Escape from Seminars..
- Boring Last lectures ..
- Birthday treats..
- Last minute preparation..
- Overnight study for next day’s Exam
- Friend’s family functions..
- Internal marks problem..
- Mass bunk for a film..
- Eager wait for feb 14..!!
- Shortage of pocket money&
attendance.
Tutte tare ko dekh kr dil ne kha, tu v kch fariyad kr usse..
Maine v hashkr usse kh diya,
jo bhala khd tut rha hai wo kisi aur ko kya de skta hai…
Tut ta hua tara.. or kuch to nh..pr km se km kisi ko is khushi ka ehsaas to deta h..ki.. hasrat puri hogi…use tut ta hua dekh kr..
kya baat kah di deepu …..wah….gajab…..yaar
FUCK is the only word which can be used to express many feelings
Revenge: Fuck you
Failure: I’m fucked
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Anxiety: What the fuck is happening
Anger: Get the fuck out of here
Curious: How the fuck did you do that
Love: She is fucking beautiful
Lust: Aah fuck me baby
Pride: I am a fucking genius
Victory: I won that fucking competition
Sad: Why the fuck does this happen to me
Confused: What the fuck
By this time you will be thinking this is 1 fucking great status..!.:-D
Dear Katrina Kaif,
It’s just a Mango Juice Adv. not a mango flavoured condom.
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Regards,
Mazza… =P
Hahahaha nice
Haan ek bund muh me bhi leti hai.
Virginity is like balloon.
1 prick & itz gone 4ever
Sex is like a pack of chips
once u start u can’t stop
Exam paper is like a dick
When it gets hard people get fucked
Fate is like geting raped
If u cant fight, learn to enjoy it
Work is like a group sex
10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both ur money & ur hard work
Succes is like
masturbating, only ur own hand can let u achieve it.
Thats how this fucking life proceeds on, but still i love my life..!
Very nice definition…… Nitesh bro…… thanks..
jay bhai thanx kyu…?
Nitesh bro., Aapke cmnts padhkar humare face pe jo smile aa gyi uske liye thanks.
Teacher asks johny: if dere wer 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, hw many r left?
Johny: none, as others vil fly away Teacher: d answer is 4 but i lyk d way u think
Johny: i hv a questn madam, if 3 women r eating cone ice-cream.
1 eating,
1 biting n
1sucking.
whch 1 is married?
Teachr in sweat n nervousness: well, d 1 sucking d cone johny: no, d 1 wd wedding ring on her finger. bt i lyk d way u think madam ;) =D
joke acha hai but padne aour samjhne 5 min lag gaye !!!!
Tchr:-2mhare dad kya.? karte hai..?
santa:-Mam hum 14 bhai bahen hai..!
Tchr:- :o okay achha par 2mhare papa kya krte hai..!
santa:-Mam.! btaya to tha hm 14 bhai bahen hai aap ni smjhi kya..? :P
“According 2 latest research, Masturbation amongst men isa major cause of testicular cancer bcoz due to d frequent discharge of sperm by dis unnatural method i.e just after u hav masturbated u feel some sort of pain which develops in ur legs & at times goes all d way upto ur spine.. dat pain is actually due to d release from ur testicles of a compound named ‘Acetophenochloride’which although harmless when it stays within d testicular sack but outside of it, attacks other organs & systems (mostly nervous system)
So plz restrain urself from masturbation bcoz although it may provide u wid sexual relief, in reality it is actually slowly but steadily killing u
For further details visit..
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Marne k baad nasib me jannat ho na ho. Ye fiza kalho na ho
zinda hai tub tak to admin bhai ki si site ka mazza le
Lo. Kya pata humri KABAR pe NETWORK ho na ho.
Gud aft
Tu fikar mat kar rejesh bhai ma teri kabar pe network ane ke liye ched karke pipe laga dunga.
Jaha ek bhoot pehle se hi ha ek bhoot aur a jaega yahaan. Hame koi fark nai padne mala.P
Gud joke :-)
Humesha muskura ke aansuo ko chupaya…
Gum ko chupane ka yahi rasta nazar aaya…
Kis kis ko batate behte ashkon ka sabab..
Ke.. dard-e-dil dil main kis ne jagaya
Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha
Rakha dil pe patthar to khudko sajaya
Baat be baat apni aahain daba ker
Yaron ke dermiyan kis qadar muskuraya
Na thi chah kabhi mujhe mankashi ki
Jaam-e-wafa kisi be wafa ne pilaya
Kya muqadar se shikwa kerte rahain
Jo qismat main tha wohi kuch to paaya
Yeh kis mor pay aagaee hain umeedain
Ke saaya-e-manzil nazar main na aaya
Apnoo ne palat ke dekha tak nahin
Ghairon ne aakar gale se lagaaya
Acha hua ke raaz khul hi gaya
Dil-e-nadaan pe khanjar kis ne chalaya…?
Shab-o-roz chahat sila yeh hai shaiki
Dil ke tukre huye wo chunne na aaya…! :(
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha…?
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nahi karte…..
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. Girl: Saale…. Tu toh
chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne… !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.