Motapa Kaise Kam Kare, 3 Din Mein 20 Killo

Hamara Pyara Dost Rathee Bahut Mota Tha Aur Apne Wajan Ko Lekar Bahut Pareshan Tha.

Usne Bade Bade Tarike Apnaye, Gym Gya, Medicines Khayi Par Koi Farak Na Pada.

Ek Din Usne News Paper Mein Add Dekhi, Ki “Teen Din Mein 20 Killo Wajan Kam Kare, Fees Sirf 5000 Rs

Rathee Bada Hairan Hua Ki Esa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai, Man Mein Shanka Lekar Udhar Ja Pahuncha.

Jake Manager Se Mila Aur Pucha: “Arey Esa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aadmi Ka Teen Din Mein 20 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Jaye?

Manager Muskura Ke Bola: “Aap Is Bat Ki Chinta Na Kare, Join Kare Aur Khud Dekh Le

Rathee Ne Socha Ki Chalo Itne Paise Barbaad Kiye Hai Ek Baar Aur Sahi, Usne Ye Soch Ke Fees Bar Di.

Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Usne Uske Sare Kapde Utarva Ke Nanga Kar Diya, Aur Use Ek Kamre Mein Chhod Aya.

Do Minute Bad Kamre Mein Ek Nangi Par Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Ladki Aayi

Rathee Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Gaya Aur Uske Muh Se Laar Tapkane Lagi.

Ladki Boli: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Pakad Liya To Tumhe Apne Saath Sex Karne Ka Moka Dungi

Ye Kahte Hi Ladki Kamre Mein Bagne Lag Gayi Aur Rathee Usko Pakadne Ke Liye Uske Piche Piche.

1 Ganta Race Chalti Rahi Par Rathee Us Ladki Ko Na Pakad Paya Aur Thak Kar Behosh Ho Kar Gir Gaya.

Thodi Der Baad Hosh Aaya Utha Aur Bahar Nikal Ke Usne Apna Wajan Tola To Dekha Ki 5 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Gaya.

Rathee Khush Hua Aur Ghar Aa Gaya, Agle Din Fir Vahi Pahuncha Aur Man Mein Socha Ki Aaj Is Ladki Ko Pakad Hi Lunga.

Fir Race Shuru Ho Gayi, Rathee Uske Piche Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Is Bar Ladki Ke Kafi Najdik Pahunch Paa Raha Tha

Par Ladki Aur Tez Bhagne Lag Gayi, Is Bar 2 Gante Bhaag Kar Rathee Thak Har Kar Beth Gaya.

Bahar Aya Check Kiya To 5 Killo Aur Wajan Kam Ho Gaya Tha. Rathee Bahut Hi Khush Ho Gaya Aur Ghar Aa Gaya

Agle Din Usne Kasam Kha Li Thi Ki Aaj To Is Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Hi Rahunga.

Agle Din Vo Nanga Hokar Kamre Mein Pahuncha Aur Ladki Ka Intezar Karne Lag Gaya.

Tabhi Ek 7 Foot Ka Kala Habshi (Neegro) Kamre Mein Aya, Jiska Lund Bahut Hi Mota Aur 12 Inch Ka Tha.

Rathee Ko Dekh Ke Habshi Muskura Ke Bola: “Beta Agar Mene Tujhe Pakad Liya To Main Teri Tasalli Se Gaand Marunga

Bas Fir Kya Tha Rathee Aage Aage Aur Habshi Piche Piche, Rathee Pure Josh Ke Sath Bhag Raha Tha.

3 Gante Tak Ye Chalne Ke Baad Rathee Puri Tarha Thakne Ke Baad Gir Kar Behosh Ho Gaya.

2 Gante Baad Jab Hosh Aya To Bahar Nikla Aur Wajan Tolne Gaya To Dekha Ki Sidha 10 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Gaya Thha.

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  45 Comments

  1. naina says:

    hehehehe, really very funny i like it ………
    waise rathee ji mote h ye nhi pta tha mere ko :p thanx btane ke liye

    1. deepak says:

      hi, neina ji kya haal h ap k…?
      Wese neina ji…rathee ji mote h nh..mote the..ab to
      unka wajan ab 20 kg kam ho chuka h…

    2. deepak says:

      ap sb frnds ki dua se..1dm mst chal rahi h…13 april
      ko bhai ki shadi h..bs thodi bhaag doud h…
      Kl baroda the..us k pehle mumbai n aj rajsthan udaipur…but maje he yr…
      Naina ji aap k 1 qstn ( ladkiya ladko ko hamesha bro. Bol kr hi kyu bulati h) ka rply dhiraj ji ne kiya tha..vo bht sahi tha n us k bd me maine b kuch likaha tha..kl k eve wale jok k cmnts me..vo keisa laga..ryt or wrng..bataiyega..

      1. Mausam says:

        Nigro ne deleted se kahaa ,ki saale priya ka address de nahi to teri le lungaa,ab pata nahi kaise bach ke aayaa he ye deleted,uss nigro se.

  2. naina says:

    ha priya yahi q mere man me aya isilye dobara comment krne k liye aayi.. that us neegro ne kya kiya del ji k saath :P iska answer to del ji hi de sakte h ki ek dum 10 kilo kese kam ho gya. hm

  3. Sujeet says:

    Wajan kam karne badhiya tarika hai……
    Hamare mote bhaiyo ko free me join karana chahiye…….
    Hehehehehehehehehehehe……

  4. manish kmr says:

    Bhai ye to post kard dena yaar itna dimag lagata hun joke banane me aur aap hai ki joke ko joke hi nahi samajhte post hi nahi karte. “”””Important aur Impotent kahne me sirf “R” ka fark hai to “R” kya hua.Lagao Dimag…………..Are yaar”R” ke hattey hi mahatvpoorn napusank ho gaya to…..hua na uska wo.. guess…;)”””””

    1. Admin says:

      heheheh abe chal bhi to tu usi wajah se nahi sakta tha… habshi ne teri itni tasalli baksh service ki agle din tu khada b na ho saka

  5. deleted says:

    Agar Ek Chinese ladki ki Virginity chali jaaye to Uska Naam Kya Hoga ?
    Guess

    “.. LEE HUI ..”

  6. deleted says:

    Na ro sake kabhi na bata sake khud se bhi wafa na nibha sake

    halchal hai shore hai jo toofan ka sa dil main doobenge khud hi ye ashq jo agar na baha sake

    hain muntazir kabse shayad kabhi wo puchain koi raasta nikalen jo manzil ko jaa sake

    wo bhi khafa hain humse humko khabar hai lekin hain intizaar main hum -e-kaash ke narazgi ki koi wo ek to wajah bata saken

  7. deleted says:

    Agar kisi ne mujhe dekhna h to Mein apni FB I’d ya blog I’d de deta ….but is site ka rule h no personal I’d sharing…..
    :’(

  8. Priya says:

    @bhaiyaaaa nilesh ….aap kaise ho??aapki study kaise chal rahi hai bhaiya??
    @didi naina ab aap apne school se free ho. so aajkl kya kar rhi ho??masti or aage ki study ki tayari??
    @DEEPAK bhaiya ..aap toh bade famous ho gaye ho is site pe….
    @del bhaiya …..aapki leg ab kaisi hai??
    baaki sab behano & bhaiyo aap kaise ho???& aajkl kya kar rhe ho?

      1. mohammad devendr says:

        priya ji,

        apke esa bolne k baad aaj mai islaam(muslim) dharm apnata hu hehehehehehehe

        vaise islaam dharm k anusaar bhai behan k beech interactin ho sakta h hehehehehehe

        is liye ab mujhe koi ladki mana nahi karegi

        and to all friends

        islaam dharm is kaam mai best hai to apna lo ise abhi hehehehehehehe

    1. Priya says:

      @devendr bhai ji,,meaningless baaten mat kro,aisa kuch nahi hota muslims me,hota v hai to aftr marriage with wife.;)

      1. Mausam says:

        hmmmm ab marrige ke pahle ho ya marrige ke baad ho,magar bahan bhaiyo ke beech me hotaa to he,
        to kya wo neeche se yahee kahtee he “aahistaa bhai jaan,ammy jaag jaayengi”
        hehehehehe

  9. devendr says:

    deleted tisre din dugni speed se bhga hoga hehehehehehe

    vaise yadi vo nigro pehle din se hi aa jata to 2 din mai hi 20 Kg kam ho jata deleted ka vazan hehehehehehehehehe

    lakin nigro pehle din aa jata to deleted dusre din nahi aata shayad??? hehehehehehehehe

    1. Mausam says:

      hahahahahahhahhahah joke to dhaansu he hi magar devendr teraa comment us se bhi jyadaa dhaansu he hahahahaha

  10. devendr (the specialist of sex) says:

    sex is our most important part of our life

    think it more
    feel it more
    do it more

    sex is done by the people, for the people, on the people. hehehehehehe
    –>> by –>> Abrahm lundn (the friend of abraham linken) hehehehehehe

  11. manish kmr says:

    us joke ko maine kai jagah choda to reaction theek mila .waise aaj aap apni hi samajh se door ho gaye ki har joke har kisi ko pasand nahi ata.lekin mai bhi samajhta hun decide to ap hi karoge apko pasand aaya to sabke liye warana kisi ke liye nahi.ek baar post karke dekh lo pata chal jayega ki mai use badhiya joke theek samajh rha tha ya nahi.ajkal waise mujhe bhi kisi joke ko starred kiye huye kaafi time ho gaya hai.par u r great admin bhai kyunki aksar aap bohat bohat hansate ho.

      1. sonam says:

        Are tumh weight km krna ho to,neha ko wo ladki bana skte ho,ab tum meri setting ho so mujhe permisn to deni padegi na……….

      2. Admin says:

        Setting kya ganta hai :( number to de nahi rahi :(( itni minnate to mene prime minister ki bhi nahi kari thi jab joke ki site ka license liya tha

        buhuhuhuhuhu