Murge Kitne Ke Hai?
Views: 5,295 - Posted on 23 Oct 2010
Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya
Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?”
Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka”
Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?”
Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai”Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“
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Maza nahi aaya
@rosy mujhe tujse aise hi cmt ki ummeed thi …ab kisi ladke ki ye himmat jo tujhe ilu bol sake.
hi anju i love u plz reply thanks
i love u too.
@rosy ji punit or apki jodi RADHA OR KRISHAN ki hogi coz sari ladkiya KRISHNA par fida thi except RADHA..
Hello punit .. Hum apke sath hai
DEAR tum to bura maan gayi,yaar kisi ko chahna buri baat to nhi hai,agar muje koi flower pasand aata hai to jahir si baat hai me uski or attract hounga,ab muje tum pasand aa gayi ho to isme meri to koi khata nhi na,
Punit patak ke chod de usko bi aids ho jayega aur 10 rs me santa use kharid lega
murga delli ki kisi rand ko choda hoga
@Rosy,yaar Tu to sab ladko ko reject karti
hai…Tujhe kis tarah ka ladka chahiye..??
Ya zindgi bhar Kuwari hi rahogi.
@Kapil & @punit,yaar ek baat batau jo tumlog ko hua hai na wo pyar nahi hai,That is attraction towards opposite sex,Agar viswaas nahi hota to kisi ladki se dosti kar ke uske close raho dekhna tumhe usse bhi pyar ho jayega phir Rosy ke liye love comment jo likh rahe ho sab band ho jayega…So my suggestion is that Pahle life me settle ho jao phir apne liye ladki dhundhna,kahi aisa na ho sab chaupat ho jaye.
ketan mai tumhe kabhi nhi milungi
or Harshad tum mujhe kharidoge sakal achhi nhi hai to kya hua baat to achhi kiya karo.
hi grl …
Admin bro it is AIDS (Acquired immunodeficiency syndrome), and not aids!!!
o teri mai to kuch or hi samja tha AIDS ka matlb
AALIYA IS DAMN SEXY
JMC
hi admin.
i love this site. aur me bhi inme samil hona chahta hu..
kyun kaminey…?????
AIDS ka matlb AALIYA IS DAMN SEXY…?????
Waise thnxxx…….tumhare paas LUTHARIYA LU_D K alawa Dimaag bhi hai.,,,muje aaj infact abhi pata chala……
but santa great h wo condm laga k b murga kha lega. Hi hi
Harshad tum kit ne de sakte ho
kya gand marne se aids hota hai
mast joke hai bhai ! :D
Kyo Bhai Mast Sayri hai
santaa naa kyaa marii haai murgii ki gand