Naajuk Hath Jaldi Thak Jaya Karte Hai
Views: 27,713 - Posted on 23 Jul 2012
Anuj Ko Ek Din Muth Maarte Dekh Uske Dad Ne Pakad Liya Aur Fatafat Uski Shadi Kar Di
15 Din Bad Jab Unhone Anuj Se Puchha: “Beta Ab Sab Thik To Hai Na?”
To Anuj Gusse Se Bola: “Ganta Theek Hai Daddy, Uska Hath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“
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अनुज को एक दिन मुठ मारते देख उसके डैड ने पकड़ लिया और फटाफट उसकी शादी कर दी
15 दिन बाद जब उन्होंने अनुज से पूछा: "बेटा अब सब ठीक तो है ना?"
तो अनुज गुस्से से बोला: "घंटा ठीक है डेडी, उसका हाथ तो 5 मिनट में ही थक जाता है"
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hehehehe anuj bro kya ye sach hai hehehehehehe ???? gl
GoOD MoRNing FNdZ how are you all??
Gud mrng… ABY bro,
Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,
Milna aur bhul jana logo ki fitrat hoti hai,
Bikharta to har koi hai dard me,
Magar gum bhulana ensaan ki jarurat hoti
hai..
“Always Be Happy “
Anuj bhai tusi great ho
hehehehe…Anuj bro,
Tum se Bohut Kuch
Kehna Hai Magar,
Kabhi Tum Nahi Milte
Kabhi Alfaz Nahi Milte,
Ye Doriyan Tu Mita Doon Mein
Ek Pal Mein Magar,
Kabhi Kadam Nahi Chalte
Tu Kabhi Raste Nahi Milte,
Tumhen Pana Chahta Hoon
Umar Bhar Ke Liye Magar,
Kabhi Halat Nahi milte
Tu Kabhi Jazbat Nahi milte!!
Mohabbat Kar Sakte Ho To Khuda Se Karo
‘
Mitti Ke Khilonon Se Kabhi Wafa Nahi
Milti….
Gud mrng dost @aby yr mast shayari likhi hai
Shukriya…….. HPS ji
Good joke
Goodmorning everyone kya ho raha hai
GM lalit ji
Peetay “Mohabbat” The Jis Ke Saath Woh Badi
Haseen Thi,,,
Aadi Bana Ke Usne Ne Ma’eKhana Badal
Liyaa….!!
Hehehehehe…….
Admin tu hi koi help kar de…..!
Dost hai tera..! :P
Gud mrng evry1…!
good morning bro!!! kal ki garam kavita to mast thi !! ;)
Naadan Hai Mujhe Patthar Dil Bataane
Waale
Shaayad Bhul Gaye Hain Ek Baat Ye
Zamaane Waale
Patthar Ki Keemat Un Haathon Se Pucho…
Taraash Ke Tajmahal Bana Gye Jo Banaane
Waale!!!!!
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.”Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded,”Well I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loadedmy favorite mule Bessie intothe….” “I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted, “just answer the question.”
“Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’!”
Farmer Joe said, “Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road….”
The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.”
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was interrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came onthe scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gunin his hand and looked at me. He said, “Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”
thanx a ton @aby nd 2mhari shayri bhi mst hoti hai..!
Suhagraat thi….
Saas ne derwaza zor se peeta.
Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gayi..!
Saas ke jane ke baad Husband bola:- tum dari kyu..? Maa thi.
Dulhan:- Oh main samjhi chhapa pad gaya..! :P
hmm hehehhehehehhe isliye ab me Baba ki GF se muth marwata hu ;)
Khawabo jab se tumne aana chod diya
to hamne neendo se nata tod diya
bharne lage hai zakhm dil k ab mere
shayad tumne mujh ko satana chod diya
puch rahe sare kamal ab jheel se ye
usne kyu ab akar nahana chod diya
wo ayd nahi mayyat pe meri
jiske liye -shanu-hamne zamana chod diya
dosto, i will not be able to cmt at site for next 15 days as my father had heart attack and he is admited for bypass surgery…..
Deleted ji !! dua karte hai aap ke father jaldi hi thik ho jaye!!! but aap kabhi kabhar aakar tabyet batana jarur!!!
Hum bhagwan se unke swasthay ke liye pray karenge
ohh To bad… Will pray for him… batate jarur rahiyo ki kaise hai
are dulhan k sath dhokha ho gaya
,.sorry to hear del…del, tumhare father jaldi se thik ho jaein..hum bhagwaan se pray krte hain!!..
i m dreaming about a straight heart(-)jo mere jaise non straight(|) heart se mhbbt kr sake..!!
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usko dekhu to aisa lage..*
jaise pehle ka tujhse hai naata koi..
yunhi nhi dil lubhata koi..
use dekhu to aisa lage..*
use meri talaash thi barso se
aur mujhe uski..sadiyo se
usse dekhu to aisa lage..*
woh hi hai meri pyaar ki aakhiri manzil
aur mein uske dil ka aakhiri safar
usko dekhu to aisa lage..*
maut se bhi aage hai pyaar ka safar
aur woh bhi..aisa hi mehsus kre..
usko dekhu to aisa lage..*
ek pal ki doorie..hume gwara nhi
tere siwa..iss dil ka koi kinara nhi
use dekhu to aisa lage..*
mandir mein hi tu,maszid mein bhi tu
ab tera pyaar hi mera dhrm hai.
tere sang hai rhna bus mujhe..wahi mera krm hai.
usse dekhu to aisa lage..*
tum hi mein hoon..mein hi woh hai
woh hi meri aatma meri parchhai hai
*******************************************<3*
Great feelings!!
Ohhhh….!
Vry bad deleted jee..!
Bt fikar nt bhgwaan hai naa sb kuch bahot jald achha ho jayega…!
main aapke liye dua karunga….. ki apke dad jald hi theek ho jaye..!
Teen ghante tak apni girl friend ko chodne ke baad Santa bola:- ab tum kuchh der mujhe dekh nahi paogee.
Gf:- Kya hua kaha jaa rahe ho?
Santa:-Kahi Nahi jaaneman…. Ab tum palat jaao..! :P
Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Boy:- ji samaj seva karta hoon.
Man:- Matlab?
Boy:- ji bichdo ko milata hoon
Gire huye ko uthata hoon.
Man:- wo kaise?
Boy:- BRA BANATA HOON.
Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. ”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his
pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, “The idiot used coins!”
Funny Laws of sex
> The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
> Nothing improves with age.
> No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
> Sex has no calories.
> Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
> There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
> Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
> No sex with anyone in thesame office.
> Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
> A man in the house is worth two in the street.
> If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
> Virginity can be cured.
> When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
> Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
> The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
> Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
> It is always the wrong time of month.
> The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
> When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
> Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
> Sow your wild oats on Saturday night — Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
> The younger the better.
> The game of love is nevercalled off on account of darkness.
> It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
> Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
> Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
> There may be some thingsbetter than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
> Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
> Love is a hole in the heart.
> If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
> Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
> Do it only with the best.
> Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
> One good turn gets most of the blankets.
> You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
> Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
> It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
> Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
> Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.
> Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
> Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
> A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
> What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
> It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
> Never say no.
> A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
> Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
> Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
> Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
> A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
> Love comes in spurts.
> The world does not revolve on an axis.
> Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
> Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
> Don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.
> There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
> Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
> Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
> “This won’t hurt, I promise.”
Ohhhhhh :P :P :P