Nahate Waqt Kya Lagana Chahiye
Views: 38,951 - Posted on 23 Jun 2011
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anuj bhai, zyada zor se muh khol ke mat haso, tumhare waha barish ho rahi hai, muh me ghus jayegi.. he he he
hehehe aur pile-pile Daant bhi dikhayi de rahe hai hai.
He.he. Jay tu bhi mat has nahi to mitti bhi ghus sakti hai..he..he..
@tere Muh Mai Ghee-Shakkar Ki Yaha Pani Barse.
@Jay Yar Kya Karu Aaj Kal Colgate Use Nhi Kr Rha Hu.
@Matrix Sahi Bola Bro Aaj Kal Dhul Mitti Bahat Udti Hai.
Dear Anuj tu kyu Colgate Use Nhi Kr Rha hai, Colgate khatam ho gaya hai to mera colgate le jaaaaaaaa
Hahahahahaha
Rashii ji aap bahut hasti hai,kal aap khane me char makkhiyan nigal gai thi,khate samay mai nahi bolta,verna bata deta.sorryyyyyyyyy….
Rashii ji Aap jab halka sa mushkurati hai tabhi acchi lagti hai, Us samay to aisa lagta hai kiiiiiii………aisa lagta hai ki…….
Yaar Aage kya bataye hum to Hosh me hi nahi rahtey hai to batayenge kyaaaaaaaa
Jay me tere se guturgu krti pr tuje kuch smjh h ni ati panchhiyo ki language
To fir aap muzse gutugu kr liyo kro
Hmmm guturgu gutrgu ab btaiye shiv+indra ji mene kya kaha hehe
Tune kaha baba I love you
Hey meri Kabootari mere se 2-4 bar ghutur-ghu karke to dekh mujhe panchhiyo ki language ki kya, Panchhiyo ke sari jaankari ho jaayegi.
Ye baba kaun h?aur me use i lv u kyu kahugi ! @jay tmhara dhandha kesa chal rha h?
Panchhi g aapne jo b bola ho bt sun ne me bahut pyara laga. Plz din ek bar guturgu kr diya karo
Baba ji jyda taak jhaak kerte hain lgta hain hehehe
admin ji kaise ho ap? Apko msg kiye bina apna cmt acha nhi lgta, kya kerey dil hain ki maanta nhi hehehe
Matrix ji apko humse kya prob hain jo ap humare dushman ban gaye ho?
Jay ji namaskaar
divya ji 15 july k baad exam hain usi ki tyari me busy hain hum ap btayie kya ho rha hain?
Kapil ji ap intelligent ho tbhi to ap is site k santa ho hehehe
psycho ji hru?
Prince ji talaash kaha tak pahuchi?
All frnds tc
Namaskar Rashii ji!!!!!!!
Hi Rashii g
Mien apka dushman! kab bana ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata chala! kya baat hai! -_-
@ tik hu g , rashhi aap kaisi ho ?
kya pehle mallika ji kundi nahi lagati thi…………….waise kuchh bhi kaho baba ji mast hain
haaaa ha ha haha hehe haha he he!! aajak ladkio k pass time kanhan hai kundi lagakar nahane k liye…ab woh phone pe apne balakadost urf boyfrnd ko ya patidev ko bulaengi….helo janu batroom ki kundi band nahi ho rahi hai under se agar…chhodo tumhare pass time nahi hotamein kisi padosi wale ko bula leti hoon….he he saath -2 kundi lagaenge…kudi k 7 kundiwala…hehe!.
@jay,tell me da ans yaar!.
pahle m hi ans dene wala tha, per ab nahi, yeh to jay se hi lega…he he he
kbhi- 2 mre dil me khyl aata hai,jo jay ke paas hai , wo to mere paas bhi hai, han
size ka fark ho skta hai, size dse mattr…
Yar Dhiraj ya Apne Baba ji bhi naa kabhi-kabhi ekdam purane jamane ki baatey karne lagtey hai, Enko etana bhi maloom nahi ki ladkiya jaan-boojh kar Bathroom ka door open chor deti hai, Kyuki wo chahti hai ki koi andar aa jaye, Aur unke sexy badan ko dekhkar josh me aakar unke Sath Kuchi-Kuchi karey. Tabhi to jab unka boy friend ya padosi ghar aata hai to wo bathroom me chali jati hai aur Towal ya shop janboojh kar bahar chor jati hai, phir sare kapde nikal kar chillati hai Janu jara towal dena mai bahar bhool gayi.
(BABA ji ko sab pata hai wo to bash Ladkiyo ko ye Msg de rahe hai ki aap log jab Bathroom me jati hai to darwaje ko andar se band kar liya karey nahi to kuchi-kuchi ke chakkar me aapke sath bahut kuch ho jayega)
Ek dam sahi bola tumne jay, jokes se jyada tmhara comment padh kar hasi aa rhi hai kuchi kuchi hehehe
Baba g aapki pahuch to direct bathroom tak hai. Ladkiyo savdhan aaj se nhate waqt kundi zarur laga lena.
kundi tak to theek hai, per us wb cam ka kya jo sabke baathroom me laga rakha hai…
he he he
@pankaj, u silly silly boy….jay k pass dhiraj hai naa ki 100%off!…
bhagwan ne ch**+ isliye banaya ki ladkiya jaldan kar sake nd baby is optional nd sex bhi…ab g**d marne se bacche to paida nai hote evrybody knws but maje paane k liye log sab kucch marvate hain….choot marna koi religious activity nahi hai isliye g**d marna bhi nahi hai…dono balki sexual activities hai for entertainment….pathan log bus woh activity apne entertainment k liye karte the…gays k liye toh lesbian act bhi unnatural hai but baat natrl or unnaturl ki nahi hai understanding ki hai…jo bhuddho k dimag mein ghusta bole to dharm guru and dharmic janta.
Dhiraj, u r ri8, pyar aur sex me antar hota hai, jb do logo ki feelings match krti hai to unhe ek dusre pyar ho jata hai, phir ye mayne nhi rakhta k samne wala gal hai ya boy. Jo log ise galat khte hai wo narrow minded hote hai.
hiiii guyssss……
Malika sherawat ji kundi lagakar nahaya karein. Baba ji to ghat ghat ki aur pat pat ki jante hain. Koi bat nai malika ji aap imran hashmi ko keh dia kijiye. Vo aapki aisi kundi lagyega ki aap usi se kundi lagwaya karengi. Mtlb…..
yeh hamare yahaa ke ladke bigadte jaa rahe hai, koi saala divya pe line maar raha hai to koi panchirashi pr, dheeraj to saala jay per hi kavita likh raha hai…
abe salo saari ladkiyaa bhaag gayi, 2-3 bachi hai yeh bhi tumhare thurkipan ki wjah se bhaag jayengi, abe dusro ko bhi kuch mouka do pyaaro…he he he
Hmmm dekhte h ab is baat pr site k male users ka kya reaction ata h …ye jan ne k liye ap sb dekhte rhye nvg…. Vese Pankaj g btaya to tha hmari leader AD MINISKIRT ups chi chi ye kya likh diya haaaaaaaaaaaan yad aa gya ADMINI STRESS h hmari leader
Janu maine use tumhare liye chod doya (not chhod). Vese uski mini skirt bhadiya thhi hehehe
Hehe vo ye cment padhegi to doudi chali ayegi dono hatho me talvar lekr apka sir katne
Dear Pankaj es Site ke sabhi ladke tharki aur tumhare SALE nahi hai jo tumne ye "SALe" word use kiya hai, Balki es site ke Sabhi Tharki ladko ke tum SALE ho.
Yar Pankaj mere es comments se tumhe ab kya filling ho rhai hai mujhko maloom hai, Aisi hi filling tumhare comments se mujho aur es site ke kai logo ko ho rahi hogi.
So dear anuj n all frnds jo tumhare liye ye "SALA" Word use karey usi ke liye ye word use karo.
Pankaj bhai ye nonveg jokes ki site hai yaha sub ladke bindas ( tmhari bhasa me bigdell ) hi milege, jb yaha ladkiya hi dusro ki skirt kheech rhi hai to fir auro ka kya khna hehehe
Shukriya shukriya humari tareef kerney k liye jay ji, hume ati prasannta hui ap k mukh se apni tareef sunker , hum apka aabhaar vyakat kertey hain hehehe
hru shivandra ji
Matrix ji ydi ap dushman nhi ho toh dosti ka parmaan dijiye hehe
Ishu ji jb ap hume jantey hi nhi toh apko kaise pta humare muh me makhiya chali gayi, waise hum apko bta dey shyad apke netro me koi dosh ho jo apko galat dikhayi diya hehe
Rashii ji Aapki prasannta me hi, hamari prasannta hai, Aabhaar vyakat kerkey humko sharminda mat kijiye……
Bash jab kabhi Aankh se Aankh mile to thoda sa Muskura diya karey……hehehe
Admin ji kya ap hume reply nhi kerogae?
devi aap kon ho.. maine aapko pahchana nahi
Ap hume bhul gaye? Chaliye acha hain log apne dosto ko bhi bhulne lagey hain
yuppp.. vo kya hai main na dehradun kisi ladki se milne jana tha… aur baha mere sirf pe ek ladki ne sandal mar diya aur meri yadasht thodi si gadbada gayi hai :(
@pankaj, jo jay k pass hai woh kisi ladke k pass nahi hai..ha ha ha! ans it..
hi raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm, yeh sunnne se pahle kan kyu nahi phaat gaye(jay ke), abe tu ye kahna chahta hai ki jay ke paas ch——t hai , yaani bhagwan se bhi asssmbling mistke ho jaati hai,….he he he
Yaar Pankaj ye tum kaisi bewkoofi bhari baat kar raha hai, Yaar jiske pash Chut hoti hai usko ladki kahtey hai ladka nahi, Jabki mai ladka hun. Agar tujhko Dhiraj ki baat samajh me nahi aa rahi hai to tum apna contact no. ya phir Address de tujhko Acchi tarah se samajh me aa jayega aur tum bhi Dhiraj ki tarah JAY-JAY pukarega……..hehehe
Yaha koi Kanpur se hai kya?
Ye kanpur konsi khane ki chij ka nam h?
Panchhi g aapko khane k alava aur ku6 aata b hai k nhi? Kanpur , u.p. Ka ek mahanagar hai jaha mai rhta hu.
nhaate tym oro ka to pta ni bt snta jrur condom lgata hoega. .
@ baba aap v na darwaja ki kundi me kya rakhaa hai !
kundi to waha ka band krwa do jaha " jangal bich paani behte hai "
@ hi mousm bhai kaise hai , nd banjara bhai aap v kuch sunaaooo !
@ jay bhai wo pankaj divya g ke kaafi pichee hai ,
divya g me chipkne ki kosis kr raha hai ,bt divya g to khud ko etna fresh kr rakhi hai ki koi un me chipak hee nahi skta !
@ pancchhhi g kaise hai aap ? aap to vulne ki master digree paa chuke hai !
are bhai , tujhe bada dard hua, is baat ka, bi th way, bhai me to sabko comm karta hu, aaj tujhko bhi kiya hai, ab tu yeh bolega ki m tere bhi peeche hu,
per m bata du, mujhe pathan ji wala shouk nahi hai…ha ha ha
Hehe b.a ki deegre to mili ni usse pehle bhulane ki mil gayi vo b master deegre hahah yeeppiiieee…. vese deegree se yad aya apko dekh kr hmare chehre ki muskan pr 60 ka farq aa jata h i mean khushi badh jati h aur smile aa jati h…
Baba g meri cment kaha gayi?jo mene psyco ke liye di thi
@rashi ji kuch b kaho aap hume manjur hai..chahe santa bolo ya banta bolo..bt bolo to pyar se..
Hahahahaha….
@gud night..anjali,
gud night…tia,
gud night…priyanka
gud night…rajani.
gud night…soumya
gud night…dolly
gud night..rajani
gud night…divya
gud night…harsha
good nite…pankaj
good nite…shivi
good nite…anuj
last but no the least.goooood night…Jay..he he!.
@ Dhiraj……
From mon….2 sunday,
Jan…….2 dec….
Birth…..2 death
My feelings about u will never change…….
2 me u were n will be a SWEETHEART.
Pehli baar sex karne ke baad ladki boli:
Guruji aaj mujhe satya Ka Gyaan ho gaya, ki kewal MARD hi bujhaye asli pyaas. ‘ LIMCA ‘ PEPSI’ sab bakwas
hiiiii guyssss