Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ek Nangi Ladki Bar Me Jati Hai Aur Waiter Ko Order Karti Hai

Ladki: “Ek Peg Lao

Waiter Uski Aur Dekhte Rahta Hai

Ladki: “Kya Kabhi Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi?

Waiter: “Arrey, Mai Ye Soch Raha Hu Ke Tu Paise Kahan Se Nikalegi

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 01 Nov 2010  83 Comments  46,498

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Nangi Ladki Bar Me Gayi Or Waiter Ko Boli: 1 Peg Do. W8r Usko Dekhta Raha. L: Nngi Ldki Nhi Deki? W: Dekhi Hai Par Tu Pese Khan Se Nikalegi

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  83 Comments

  1. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke!

    vaise waiter stupid tha. usko samjhna chahiye tha ki jis ladki ke pass pahnne ke liye kapde bhi nahi hai wo paise dekar drink thode hi legi. wine ke badle me jo wo de sakti thi wo uske pass tab bhi tha :)

    1. Vikram says:

      Waise Deepti tumhari coments to thik hai lakin jab tum bathroom me nangi nahati ho to tumhe kaisa filing hota hai i know same use bhi jor ka jhatka jor se laga hoga.

    2. himansu says:

      mujhe to lagta hai us ladki ne kapde uttar kar aane me hi pure pese wasul kar diya. agar vetar ki jagah me hota to me use pura baar hi gift kar deta or me phita nahi par uske saath pita… any girl contect me for a took plz yous this no only for msg…. 08955956662

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    I have gud ans for dis…but anyways…stay tune in me n i wil entertain u higher..remember keep ur ntina always ri8 direction ..n-vg ka mamla hai.

  3. kapil dev as a shari says:

    dIVYA yaar tun b kamal ki baat karti ho,jo ladki kapde tak nhi pehn k aai,wo kya hath me pese leke aayegi?
    wo bill k badle sex offer karegi

  4. acky says:

    Are Uske paas swaping machine jo hai jisme mgr apna debit card insert karega. hai na logical answer……..

  5. ravi-2 says:

    joke abhi adhura hai. ab ladki kehti hai, " kya ab paise bhi lega?" tujhe to lene ki bajaye dene chahiye ki free me " show" dekhne ko mil raha hai.

  6. shabnam says:

    Are bhai nangi ladki ke liye kaun aadmi paise nahi dena chahega. Sab mard ek jaise hi to hote hai, jahan ladki dekhi bas ch**t ke chhakar me pad gaye, aur ye to nangi ladki hai,iske liye to apna sab kuch kurban kar denge.

  7. neha parekh says:

    usme likha hai k usne kapde nai pahane the but ye nai likha k uske pass purse nai tha…she had a purse with her..

      1. kapil dev as a shari says:

        neha ji me yaha pe hu iska matlab ye nhi ki me sharif nhi hu,for your kind information-yaha pe me hi nhi sare girls & boys sharif hain,ab tum apne bare me batao

    1. naresh says:

      to fir nehaji waiter pagal tha jisko purse dikhai nahi diya. i think uske sath koi to hoga jo vaha par hoga ??

  8. rajani says:

    Kya bakwas joke hai. Abhi India ke itne bhi bure din nahi aye hain ki ladkiyan nange ghume. Aisa to videshon me bhi nahi hota hai. Pata nahi ye joke kisne socha hai.

  9. jay says:

    ladke haraan hai pareshan hai ladkio ke jawab sun kar.
    yero pareshan mat ho yeh ladkia apane apane tujarbe(exp.) bata rahi hai jab ye nangi hoti hai aur kase pasa pada karti hai. nice joke.

  10. Raja_Hyd says:

    Haath mein purse hoga, If not then ho gaya kaam tamaam uska….saare waiters tabiyet se marenge uski..

  11. Pratap Singh says:

    RAJNI Gussa Nahi Hote Me Janta Hu Wo Tum Thi Magar Yese Kam Kyu Karti Ho Ke Koi Tumhare Bare Me Likhe..hehehehe Waise Tum Nangi Piti Ho Mujhe Az Pata Chala Koi Bat Nahi Me Tumhare Liye 36" & 40" Ki Chije Bhej Dunga Fir Koi Nahi Likhega ADMIN Dhayan Se Sun Le Ab Ye Kapde Pahan Kar Jayegi Or Agar Tune Iske Bare Me Likha To Use Fir Bura Lagega..hahahahahahahahahaha

  12. ahsaam says:

    waiter gay hoga, ya phir bahot hi kanjoos, jo nangi ladki dekhne ke baad bhi..paise ka khayaal aaraha hai usay..uski jagah main hota tohhhhhh….paise ki jagah kuch aur wasool kar leta…

  13. Pratap Singh says:

    ADMIN Me Tujhse Naraz Nahi Hu Or Shayad Tu Mujhse Magar Aj Jo 2 Jokes Mere ID Par Aye Tu Dekh Maine Comment's Kiye Ya Nahi Fir Batana Kyu Nahi Dikh Rahe Hai.

    1. admin says:

      Pratap Pratap Pratap… Bhai mene tujhe pahle bhi kaha tha ki comment approve hone mein time lagta hai… like u posted then in morning and i am approving it on 4 pm so please yaar wait kara karo.

  14. Rashid says:

    @Aaliya,

    Hi sweetu,

    Khushi ka lamha kisko gawara nahi hota

    Har musafir manzil ka sahara nahi hota

    Dost to bahut mil jate hain zindagi me

    Lekin har koi tumhari tarah pyara nahi hota.

  15. divya says:

    admin ji mere comment kyu nhi post ho rahe hai maine koi gaande comments bhi nhi diye to fir aap mere comments ke saat yesa kyu kar rahe ho plzzzzz yesa mat karo.

  16. sumit says:

    ye joke thoda adhura hai. last me waiter kehta hai paise kaha se degi uper ke dono gullak se ya neeche ke ATM machine se

  17. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiiiii rashid..,,,

    thnxxx alot dear………itna accha shayari…(bhale hi chori ka hai) par bht pyaara hai.,,bilkul tumhari tarah…..thnxxxx……..

  18. shabnam says:

    Pratap, Rajini ke saath teri behan bhi gayi thi magar wo manager ko us se jyada achchi lagi isliye manager ne use rok liya thokne ke liye. Wo us time manager se thuk rahi thi. Kyon sahi kaha na?

  19. DHIRAJ says:

    @ahsaam, waiter apne job k mamle me risk nahi lena chahta …ladki usse rape kaise mein phansa k black mail bhi kar sakti hai nd lene k dene pad sakte hain.

  20. minisha says:

    ladki poori nangi ho to utni sexy nhi lagti waise waiter ne sirf uski baat ko talne k liye aisa kaha ki paise kaha se nikalegi.
    dil hi dil mai to wo usko naine chudai(eye fucking) kar rha tha

  21. Pratap Singh says:

    "SHABNAM" Sali Ek To Khud Lu**d Khade Karne Ke Comment's Deti Hai Or Bad Me Chillati Hai Tere Ko Kya Bahar Hi Logo Ne Chod Diya Tha Jo Nangi Gayi Thi Itni Hi Chudas Chadi Hai To Bol Deti Hum Mana Nahi Karte…. Or TERI JANKARI KE LIYE BATA DU MERI BAHAN HI NAHI HAI AB AGAR BW KA BOLA TO TUJHE BHEJ DUNGA..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAL…………RAN……….ADMIN ISKO JAROOR POST KARNA OR HA ISME TU BHI JANTA HAI MERI GALTI NAHI HAI SHURUAT USNE KI……….

      1. amit says:

        MANISHA AGAR TUM BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM ME NANGI HOTI HO TO MAIN BHI USI ME HOTA HOON. EK KAAM KYON NAHI KARTE HAIN HUM DONO APNA BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM EK HI KAR LETE HAI..

      2. deepgav says:

        aap sexy dek

        7 Nov, 2010

        MANISHA AGAR TUM BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM ME NANGI HOTI HO TO MAIN BHI USI ME HOTA HOON. EK KAAM KYON NAHI KARTE HAIN HUM DONO APNA BATHROOM AUR BEDROOM EK HI KAR LETE HAI..

        chating

      3. Farah says:

        hye, Shukar he mujhe abi Nangi hona hi nai parha kisi man k samne, or rahi bathroom ya toilet ki bat tou wahan tou sab hi akele men nange hi hote hen. hahahahahaha.

  22. dharmesh says:

    ladki kahi aur bhi ja sakti thi lekin vo baaar me hi kyu gai batao any on know????????????? then reply me 8957237393