Narak Mein Sawarag Ka Mazzaa
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he he he bina ched ke ladki kis kaam ki……….
hi Dear……….agr himmat ho 2
ched banay v ja skta hai…….
(muhh 2 hogahi)………..
hehehehe…………..
Or haa……………..Yaar tum
Naam se hi nhi………
waise v cute ho……..ha..ha..hha..hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
hah a ha a ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqaaaaaaa
@admin ji gd. Eveng.
Boss sala yamraj bhi bevkoof hi tha usko pta hona chahiye tha ki us aadmi k pass arldite nd dril dono hi uplabdh h
Ek se chhed band
Dusare se chalu
Atleast blowjob to le hi sakta ha.
Koi bat nahi 1 idea he ladki ki hole wali jagah pe 6ed wala gilas rakh dena
Isi pe 1 joke yad aaya
1 marwadi ka bhi esa hi hota he
Aadhe a66e kam or aadhe bure kam ab god ne kaha ja tu jisme jana chahi ja sakta he
Marvadi bolta he
Muze swarg or nark dono ke bich me 1 kirane (rasan) ki dukan de do swarg se bhi custmer aayege or nark se bhi
@anjali ji..mam se b kya sharmana…….
Sahi kaha Yuu hooooooooooo!!!
Agar ya paheli hal na hui . To narak me narak wala maza mang lena.
Abe Oye………naam ke age 2 shri laga rakha hai
or bina chhed wali ladki ko chhod ke,nark me bhagna chahta hai….
saale kam se kam ladki ka moonh 2 chhed ki tarh, istemal kar skta ho..
shi ha BooS……. tumara naam,
"MUTHMAAR"
hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA.:-)
Miene to pehle hi kaha ha! ha..ha..ha…
Abe gaur se pad. Yamraj ne withoud chhed wali ladki di ha mtlb na mooh me ched na gand me ched na kan me ched na nak me ched. Agar ek bi ched hota to vo apna lund gusa gusa ke use bda na kar leta.
Wah muthmar ji maan gye, mujhe aaj pata chala ki aap muth marne k alawa dimag b laga sakte hai hoho
WAH..MUTHMAAR………..FIKR KYON KARTE HO YAAR,
PAHELI KI 2 FIR V KOI BAAT NHI,
AGR AADMI APNE JESA HUA,
SAALA,APNE LYE NAYA CHHED BNA LEGA..
HA..HA..HHA..HHAA…HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
Sale muthmar eshe name ke pichhe singh hata le sobha nahin deta. ye rajput ka royal sirname he samjha!
aur Punjabiyo… ka bhi sir name
Dril Se ched kar dooooooooooooo
jai hooooooooooooo
Yaar tune to apne Naam ka
matlab hi badal diya……..
Ek hi option hai Dabao aur m*th maro.
9c joke…………….
agr glass wala ched ladki pe set na hua………..
2 koi baat nhi,
YaaRo-2 naya ched kar denge………
ha..ha..hha…….hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
hehehehe nice
lgta hain humare dost humse naraz hain, to kya kiya jaye hmm sochna padega…… Soch liya aj hum unse baate kerege, sbse pehle
Admin ji hum apka tahedil se sukriya ada kerte hain SHUKRIYA.
Raj agar hum badal rahey toh ap b toh badal rahey ho
Jay ji ap k cmts bindas hotey hain read ker k hasi aati hain, jra humare dhiraj ji ko b hasa diya kijiye
Kapil ji inocent rashii ki apko yaad tak nhi aati bhubhubhubhu
Mausam ji ab hum apko bhulne wale hain
panchi ji sbko jalebi khilayi ja rahi hain or hume pucha tak nhi?
Prince ji itna lamba cmt padhte padhte to hume nind aa gayi, ab se jb b hume nind nhi aa rahi hogi toh apka wo cmt padhungi nind aa jayegi hehe
bhaiya shivandra ji vacation k mje liye ja rahe hain
raavan ji hum to aate hain per ap he gayab ho jate ho
Kyo Dear Rashii………me kya aapko sapno me aake tang karta hoon
jo aap mujhe bhool gayee………..
4 U……..
********(:-"LOVE"-:)**********
Pyar se Humein koi gila nahi
Q k Pyar Humein kabhi mila nahi,
Hum ne tou ki hai zindagi mein sirf
D0STI
Kio K Dosto se zyada Pyar karne wala mila nahe.
My friends my beautiful life.
Pyar Ka Naam Na Lo Naresh Bhai,
Pyar Dil Dukhati Hai
Pyar Ka Naam Lete Hi
Rashii,
.
Panchhi,
.
Divya,
.
Anjali,
.
Sapna,
.
Kajal,
.
Savita,
.
in Sab KI Yaad Aa jati Hai:-)
@ Rashhi ji gud day,
Aapko mere comments acche kaise lagane lagey ? Mai to jaise pahle comments karta thha waise hi ab v comments karta hun, phir ye kaise ?
Khair jo v ho aapko comments acche lagte hai, so thanks.
@Hey Dhiraj!!!!
mai
or
tum
tum our mai
yani
hum doono
ajj rat ko
2 baje k baad
akele may
chup k se
bistar pay late k
Khoob pyari-pyari batey karenge
aur
mai tumhari shikayat door kar donga…tc.
give me reply very soon..
Arre rashi ji dost puchhte ni h vo to muh se chhin kr kha jate h aur ap hamari dost h to ho fir puchhna kesa ji
Rashii g aap panchy g ki bato me mt aana. Ye wine kah kr gadhe ka susu de deti hai peene ko aur khud soft drink peeti hai. Hehehe
Shivendra ji apko kese pta rashi wine piti h?aur me use gadhe k susu wali wine pilaugi arre yar me to use jalebi khila rai hu yar..aur usme gadhe ka susu ni h dnt wry ap v khalo
Chaliye kam se kam hum aapko achhi neend to de gaye. Mere ek teacher kahte the ki agar ek ladki saare tension bhool ke raat ko soye to ghar, samaj aur desh ka bhala hota hai. Naari shakti jindabad. Mujhe pata hai aapko lag raha hoga main aapki khichai kar raha hoo? Kya kare ye jagah hi aisi hai jaha serious se serious bat bhi hawa ho jati hai.
Uff cmt fir bade hote ja rahe hain. Good night raashi ji. Baba ji aapko bhi. Jaha rashi waha aap. Aur jaha aap waha raashi. He he he.
Rashii abi is heart ki beat chal rahi abi main jinda hu sala apunch ko sab bhul giya
Rashii g aapne vada kiya tha ki " 1 june k bad daily darsan dungi". Hum to vacation k khub maje utha rhe hai. Aap b daily aati to "DOUBLE DHAMAAL" ho jata
Ye kya ho gaya humara cmt prince ji k cmt ki tarah ho gaya hehe ab to hum apna cmt read ker k he so jayege hehe
psycho ji kaha ho ap?
Anjali ji kaisi ho ap?
Yaha per ek punit ji b thae Mumbai wale wo nhi dikhte ab?
Admin ji aj apko fir se humara shukriya kya keru dil he nhi maanta hehe
shivandra ji ap k baba ji seriously masti kerte hain shyad,hehe
Wanted ji ap dukhi kyu ho, fir se toh kuch nhi kiya aapne?
All frnds tc
Mien tumhe aur sameer(Admin) ko kabhi ek nahi hone doonga dekh lena. he…he..
hi, how r u?
@panchhi, kem 6?
@jay kaise ho dost?
Hey Viru mere yaar tum kaha chale gaye thhey ????
yaar tere bina ye jay adhura ho jata hai kyuki ye Gabbar sing ke Harami Aulad (Bacche) sab jyada hi updrav macha rakhey hai. Sale sab hai Ladke aur Ladki bankar yaha aate hai, aur es muhalle ke ladko ko bigad rahe hai. bhosari ke Sochtey hai Jay ki naigah se Gand bach jaayegi. Bahan ke loude ye nahi sochtey ki Jay Ki nigah se bach v gaye to BABA ji ki nigah se bachna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, Kyuki wo jantey hai ki baba ji ke pash sabhi chez ka METER hai.
Abe Ganduwo salo agar marwane ka etana hi Shook hai to mujhse bolo, Ladka se Ladki ban ne ki kya jarurat ??????
Hii viru hu majama 6u ….tu kem 6? Kya gayab thai jay 6e tu?
Rashii g aap coment krne aati ho ya neend puri krne? Hehehehehe
hum sub to must hai bt lgta hai aap muzse naraj ho kyuki jis din se maine site join ki hai us din se aapne site pe aana band kr diya hai.
hyeeeeee…rashiiii
m fine dear nd tum kaisi ho
Hi "RASHII"……..
,,
(”,)/’ OYE KIDHAA
<))
./ L
,,
(.”) Pata tenu
kinna miss
./ l. kitta????
INNNA,,
,_____c”,)______,
))
./.> SAARA
Hello ji kaise ho tussi?
me 2 theek hoon……..
per lagta hai tm theek nhi ho,
tmhe ye warning di jati hai,
agr "Dost" smjhi ho to,fir mera naam nhi
bhulna………………O.k.
Y d wy……..Rashii
tm kahan se ho..????????
dabangg style. . Yamraaj pyare hm us ldki ki body ma itne chhed krenge k bhool jaoge k swarg wale kisme dale or narkwale kisme. .
Yaarooo hum mardon ki bhi kya jindgi ha sali jeete ha to chhed ke liya marte ha to ched ke liya.matlb kai log aise bi ha jo chhed na milne ke dukh se mar jate ha. Is par ek sarve bi hua ha. Hamare india me har din 10 admio ki sirf chhed na milne se maut hoti ha. Ab dekh lo hum badnasibo ko upar v chut naseeb nai. Is liye jinta ho sake muth maro
JAI HO SHRI MUTHMAR JI KI
@rashi ji misssssssssssssss u so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oooohhhhhhhhooo Rashiii dear
apko iinne dil se koi miss kr rhe h….plz rpl toh kro unhe
Santa- yar aaj tk mera itna apman nhi hua hai.
Banta- kyu be aisa kya ho gaya.
Santa- kal subah meri nayi padosan ne muze g**d marate dekh liya hai.
Banta- to tu kya chahta hai.
Santa- badla.
He he he..shivendra ji nice joke
Santa wröng side par gadi chala raha tha.
Banta- aaj phir late ho gaye na dekho baki log to vapas b aane lage.
Admin nice joke h yar tumhara b…he he he
Hey friends good A.M. !!!!!!!!
Dosto mere ek dost Ki Shadi es Bahut Haseen Larki Se Hui Mera dost Us Larki Se Kabhi Nahi Mila Thha Bas Sabse Uski Khubsurti Ki Tareef Suni Thi, shadi k baad Uska ghunght utha kr bola:
Tumhain Kya Gift Chahye?
Larki Sharmati Hui Boli: D0 Aap Ta Dil Talay.
(Larki Totali thhi)
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Jay tujhe koi haq nahi hai Raj ki story yaha sunane ka… galat baat
Bhai mai to dosto ko bata raha hun ke Raj bro. ki tarah kahi aur kisi ka hal na ho jaaye.
Admin ji,Shivendra,kapil,NARESH,Rashii,viru,Matrix,Heartbeat,Aki, Prince,Panchhi,kamdev,AJUBA,Dr.kumar,jay,sab log kaise ho
hi Divya, hum to ekdam mast boley to super, dupar, badhiya, jabardast, extra jhakash aur ab to pocket (jeb) k paise v khalash hai……
ab aap apni sunaye aap ka kya haal hai ?????????
ha..ha.. kal hi to tune ek rah chalte ki jeb maari thi. Aur itne jaldi paise khalash??? Ye kya hai bhai :P
hehehe abe Matrix tujhe kaise pata maine abhi kal hi mari thhi ???? Kahi tum hi to nahi hai jiski maine kal mari thhi:P
H! Dear Divya………me 2 bhut majhe me hoon,
or parion ke sath esh kar raha hoon,
per tum kaha chali gaye thhee,,,,,
age se mujhe chhorr ke mat jana…..
Bole 2
"MISS U"
Divya Divya Divya Divya…
Dibbiya…..Dibbiyaan, dibbiyan…. ha..ha..
hyeeeeeeeeeeee diviiiiiiiii…
mujhe bhul gyi h……..bt m thik hu…tum btao kaisi ho
Divya g mai to ekdam mast hu aur aap kaisi ho? Regular kyu nhi aati ho aap?
Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam pyar hota hai deewana sanam ab yaha se kaha jaye hum teri bahoo me mar jaye hum
Kaho na kaho yeh aankhen bolti hain
O sanam o sanam, o mere sanam
Mohabbat ke safar mein yeh sahaara hai
Vafa ke saahilon ka yeh kinaara hai…..
Tune divya ko kab dekha be jhuthe?
Divyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..
Tu jab tak mujhe yaad rakhegi tab tak mien thik rahoonga. Ab ye tumhare upar hai ki kya kare apne sweets se frnds ke liye :P
Hmmmmmm…
Hi everybody,kaise hai aaplog.