Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar
Views: 45,385 - Posted on 23 Feb 2012
"Hum Log Hamesha Ladkiyo Ke Piche Bhagte Hai, Par Ek Vidhvan Ne Hume Samjhane Ki Koshish Ki Hai Ki Mat Bago, Par Kyu?"
Kisi Bahut Bade Vidwan Aur Bramhchari Ne Kaha Hai
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Kush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi, Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Plz Ladkiyon Naraz Mat Hona It’s Just A Joke But I Like That Dwar Very Much.
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Acchha hai
Kya likha h admin……mazaa nahi aaya…..
Maje ki main guarantee nahi deta…
Achaa ji ….
puri duniya to isi dwar ki deewani hai
sab kuch mila bus khudai ke siwa,
Zindgi bahut pasand aayi tanhai ke siwa,
Uski har ada pasand aayi,
Sirf judai ke siwa.
Tere Bina Main Ye Duniya Chhod To Du,
Par Uska Dil Kaise Dukha Du Jo Roz Sham ko Phone pe Puchhti Hai ki
BETA KAISE HO
Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha ke parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi, aaj 2 le aati.
sorry admin for so many posts but meine apne aap ko bahut mushkil se roka h…i will post jokes on mastjokes.com now onwards so that u can select which to publish and which do not……Sorry again…plz
aadat se majbur :-D
Deleted ji wo cmt jb hum so kr uthe the tb kiya tha waise hum late bhi sote hain
aap sote kab h aur itni subah subah 5 am pe cmt kar diya…
mein to 6:30 par uthta hun aur mere dost 8 am pe… office to 9:30 pe jana hota h.
jab jaagtey huae sapne dekh sakte hain to sone ki kya jarurat
hmmmm!!!
sapne wo nhi hote jo nind me aate hai,
sapne wo hote hai jo ninde udate hai.
by- APJ ABDUL KALAM
not good……….gn
Dosto aaj nind nhi aa rhi hai..
Aur dil bhi bahut ghabra rha hai.. But reasion kuch samjh me nhi aa rha hai..??
Dear all frndz aisa kyo ho rha hai.. Plz give me solution….???
It’s Really….
GOOD NIGHT FRNDZ.
Nilesh bro, akhir aisa kya ho gaya hai jo 2mhe neend nahi aa rahi hai?
Pata nahi q aaj mujhe bhi neend nahi aa rahi.
Admin mere cmnts directly approve nahi karta, nahi to main 2mse baat jaroor karta. -:(
anyways good night n tc bro…
3WBJ
Benaam isliye nahi karta.. bcoz ek to tumhara naam nahi pata.. franky main sirf unhi ko auto approval mein dalta hun jo mere apne hai aur jinpe mujhe vishwas hai
Thanks, ADMIN BRO.
no need to thanks dear
@Benam…
Tumne jo itna bda comment kiya uske liye dil se shukriya…..
Mains irf ek hi line mein itna kahna chahunga Ki kabhi meri jagha aake ek webmaster ke najriye se socho Fir pata lagega ki mene jo jo kaha vo dil dukhane ke liye bola tha ki ya ek jayaz bat boli thi
Bye
@Admin (bro),
woh “C” itna bada nahi hota. Woh toh bas “L” daalte daalte itna bada ho gaya. ;)
[ C= comment. L= lafz]
as a webmaster jo 2mhe sahi laga woh 2mne kaha.
Aur 2mhare aisa kahne se mujhe bura laga , so maine woh cmnt kar diya.
Khair jo hua so hua. Q na is topic ko yaheen pe khatm kar diya jaye…
“Shubh ratri”
3WBJ.
Del bro, 3WBJ means “THREE WHEELER BABA KI JAI”
(3 WHEELER BABA is my guruji’s name)
3WBJ
Mohabbat aisi thi k chupa na sake,
chot dil pe thi isliye dikha na sake,
chahte nahi the unse door hona,
magar dooriyaan itni thi k
mita na sake.
3WBJ
good night
“good night” Dear frnds….
3WBJ
Good morning friends
good morning ji..
Ab aap kaise ho?
@priya ji rajsthan Mein to GUD mrng Der se hoti hogi , app itni subah uth jate h , kamaal h …
GUD day to u .
Priya ji abhi acha to feel nhi kr rha hu but
apko b Good morning..!!!
@ Nilesh and @ Rashi ji aap log sote hi nahi raat tak cmt karte Ho aur subah subah good morning bhi …..
Wah janab , dono ka Ek jaisa haal h . Nilesh tum Rashi ji se pooch sakte Ho apni bimari ki vajah ,
del ji..good wali morning (:
Deleted bro , Doctor ka addres dene ke liye apko thanks….
Abe deleted rashi kya nilesh ko anindra ka solution btayegi usko to khud neend nai ati.p
Don ji , Rashi ji bimari ka naam btayengi , ilaj to babaji karenge …….HaHaHa
“Good morning”
dear frnds…..
3WBJ
Arey …..my cmnts r still in “awaiting moderation” stage. -:0
3WBJ
RASHII JI ap mere bimari ka ilaj bataiye..
@priya ji , good afternoon.
puri duniya to isi dwar ki deewani hai