Naya Zamana Naye Tarike
Views: 36,340 - Posted on 08 Jul 2012
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चोकीदार ने ये देखा और हैरान होकर उस से पूछा: "अबे ये क्या कर रहा है?"
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ohh hehehe .. .. .. good one :tup
hmmmmm…….
Kya chakkar hai sabhi tumhe hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm karne lage hain kuch jyada hi maja aa raha hai kya
Ladkiyan “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” se kuchh jyada hi khush rhti hain.
ladkiyan jab hmmm Karen to iska ye matlb hota ha ki ladkiyo ko ladko se irkha(jalan) hoti ha ki humse jyada ladki sex enjoy karte hain. hehehehe
@Lm hehe….:-)
Hahaha good joke
Khayali pulav pakana
Ye tareeka achcha raha gf k saath sex karne ka
Sameer bhai, pls don’t post any jokes using lord jaganath or any hindu god’s name. It really hurts.
Brother ye ek kahavat hai. M not hurting anyone feelings.
ryt bro…..
its not insulting any religion,its just for fun….:-):-)
hello debraj,
…in india every second name is a god and godess’name .so dont mind yaar.
abe joke ko itna serious kiyu le raha he konsa ye joke tujhe bhadkane ke liye dala he
injoy kar nahi to pogo dekh
are! One man put his question,and anthr man answard,
what do you mean to say ‘pogo dkh’.
this is not a sensible comt.
priya ka ”hmmmm” tou site pr cha gya
hmm Gud 1 :)
hmmm… Mast joke.. Hehehehehe
wi-fi use kro na.
Gd evng frndz.
joke h pata nai anyways gudevng frnds
navya apko mstly joke smjh nahi atte??
Bump use Karo jyada fast honga hahahaha
lekin gf ke pa bhi to bump hona chahiye….ladka android aur ladki java use kare to kaise possible hoga?
ha bro naya zamana hai Sab iPhone ya Android Siva use hi nhi karate khas 18+ wale l!!! but Maine to aisi hi joke kiya kyuki BUMP APP use Karene ke liye mobile ek dusre ko chipkana pdta hai:D!!!! agar mobile itne pass hai to dono karhi sakte hai hahahahaha
hehehe…gud joke..
nice joke…
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mast hai.aur agar jagnnath k nam p hurt ho rahe ho to.kisi dharmik site p jao yaha aakar kyo muth mar rahe ho?
@Deepak n price…what do u think of above cmnt…mrs dirty girl of the word prity sexsana…shocking cmnt!! frm her!!…which was 4 debraj!!…
agr debraj ulta woh cmnt usse deta then what she has to say on that!!
………shocking cmnt so shocking!!…preety dont u knw the mning of brother..!!..
Gud mrng Dear….
Prity ji k comnt pr…,NO COMMENTS..,
ye to smjh he ni aaya :-(
wi fi(wife) to …hi fi(hubby)
.thodi chai bana dena..subah mujhe chai peene ki aadat hai..
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nashta thoda bana dena…aaj mann nhi kr raha naashta banane ka..
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.aaah dopahar ho gyi thoda t.v on kr dena…aaj lunch mein kya bana rahe ho..dekho 2 baje tak lunch tyaar kr dena
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haah!! shaam ho gyi jii..kucch pakode chai bana dete..to accha rahta baarish k mousam mein khane ka maza hi kucch aur hai..
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aaj ek acchhi movie aane wali.hai.plz dinner bhi tum hi bana dete..dekho 9baje tak ready kr dena..
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(hubby sab kucch kr k dedeta hai..wi-fi sofe pe baith k maze se t.v enjoy kr rahi hoti hai..)
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aae ji sunte ho..9baj gye hain..mein movie miss nhi krna chahti..dinner bhi le aate..(wi-fi .ko koi response nhi milta..kyunki pati thak k bedroom mein sone chala gya tha)
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aee ji..tum so gye..12 baje ka bhi khana baaki hai..
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?………..kya BIWI hai aapki AISE……….?
g.o.o.D n.ig.h.T!!
ab hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! chale sone!!..by d way neend nhi aa rhi
;)
a word,that have no mening but everybody use this today like a sheep raw,is….
…hmmmmmmmmmmm…
**GOOD MORNING FRIENDZ**
hw r u all..???
U hv a nice day and enjoy the first
day of week…
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.
Dosto aj shravan ka pahla monday
hai…
हर-हर महादेव.!!!
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gud mrng nilesh and deepak
—–@GOOD MORNING FRIENDS@—–
Nature has given you a face,
but you have to provide the expression,
Be careful when you express… because
your expressions will leave an impression…*
gud mrng
gud mrng Bro,
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Bro, 1 request…
1, 2 shayriya…Jindagi (lyf) pr sunaiye na…
Hv nyc dy..
TC,
Phool bankar muskurana Zindagi h
Muskura kar gam bhulana zindagi h
milkar khush huye to kya huye
bin mile ISHQ nibhana zindagi h
i don’t know u will like it or not ……its just ok type….kuch badhiya post karunga…..afterall kisi ne pahli baar request ki h …..
guzri hui Zindagi ko kabhi yaad na kar,
taqdir mein jo likha hai uss ki fariyad na kar,
jo hoga woh ho kar rahega,
tu fikr mein apni hansi barbad na kar.
tu fikar me apni hasi barbad na kr…
Wah..bro, kya baat kahi h…
Us Nazar ki tarf mat dekho Jo tumhe
dekhne se inkaar karti h
Duniya ki bheed me us nazar ki taraf
dekho.
Jo Sirf aur sirf tumhara intezaar karti
h
gm frnds
gud mrng ji
gudmrng delji kese h ap
हर हर महादेव ।शुभप्रभात मित्रो