New & Old Mariage Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai?
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Teacher Class Mein: ” Bachho Koi Batayega Ki New & Old Mariage Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai?”
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pappu to kafi samajhdar ho gaya hai
isiliye pappu paas ho gaya aur munni badnaam ho gayee
vry funny joke….
Maja nahi aya admin ji
Bhai logo ab main roj roj kaha se maja laya karu :(( samjha karo hehehe mere pass koi jokes ki factory nahi hai.. par fir bhi dekh lo piche kuch dino se continuous ache jokes hi aa rahe thhe
pahle roj mein ek joke dalta thha to sara month roj bhadiya jokes hi aate thhe ab vo hi ache jokes din mein 3 times dalta hun to jokes to kam hoyenge hi yaaro
New marriage me pati ka jaldi khada ho jata hai aur old marriage me late khda hota hai
Am i the first viewer of this joke?
HYEEEEEEE MANISHHHHHHHH tum AMRITSR se ho kya…….
hey anjali can u frndship with me .this is vry intresting site ……
good
hyeeeeeee KAPIL
where u live dear???
hey anjali tum kaha rahati ho kal raat ko aajana mai tumhara booooooooooobs prees karna chata hu
hye VARUN iss kam ki kisi ko prmision ni h yarrr aurr kisi ldki ko choose krlo dearrrrrr.
are anjali kabhi na kabhi kisi se to boobs press karwaogi hi na chalo varun se na sahi mujhse karwa lo
vryyyyy BAd JOKE ADITYA.
DIVYA batao ladke aur ladkiya kya mila ke sote hain
oye kapill aaj to badi late comment diyaaaaaaa kya huaaaa tina ne chora nhiu tha kya?
hi divya kaisi ho
aur jab me tum se milu to tum b mujse milana apna………haath
ye wala joke kuch jama nahi Admn bhai. Khair, aap ki bhi majboori ki roz aapko joke deni hai.
thik thak tha yaar
anju mere pass aajan mai tumhe thik thak nahi bahahut badiya dunga
@varun beta lagta tu padha likha nhi hai… hum anuj hai anju nhi.. aur agar gand marne shaukh hai to apne bbap ka maar le.. kyoki mere paas aaya mai tere gand ka bura haal kr dunga
nicccceeee jokkeeee.hi alllllll
TINA tum kehti ho ki ladki puri tarah se kabi satisfied nhi hoti….par muje to aisa nhi lagta
kapil, ume meri baat ko kisi bhi ladki se confirm kar sakrte ho.
SPICY my dr missing u
DIVYA
ANJALI my frnd me yahi hu yaar ……tum kaha so rhi thi
KAPILLL m pdh ri thi dear bt ab tum kaha chle gye…..
TINA agar tume boobs press karwane ho to tum kis se karwaogi
@kapil, vaise to kabhi jarurat nahi padi par agar jarurat padi to main apne boobs khud hi press kar lungi.
khud se dabaoge to hamara kya hoga tina jani
@aditya , Bhagwan ne tumko bhi sina diya hai, use dabao or vaise bhi main to tumhare hath aaungi nahi to pados wali aunti ko line maro Kyoki uncle bhi bahar gaye huve hai. now get up and go……
par tina seene pe do dairy farm to tumhe diye hain aur in hathon ka hak banta hai use dawana in najuk hathon se inka hak mat chhino meri jaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DIVYA dear aaj me tume dundne bahut jagah gaya par tum khi nhi mili last me me tang aa ke
ANJALI tum kya karti ho
yar B.SC kr ri hu aur tum kya krte ho dear.
divya dear kya tum meri dost banogi ??
DEVRAJ ji dosti starttttttttt ok or sunao kaha se ho
Nyc joke even ur all jokes are awsome really must say nyc sense of humour
This site is no more friendly like it use to be. I think we all visit this site to enjoy and get some fun. Why fighting all the time……..
Aaliya dear i wanna know your Date of bitrh (if you dont mind). Missing you so much sweetheart…….
Hi Admin Sir!
How r u?
Why you have not flashed my last comment regarding
"CCC".
Please flash it as soon as possible.
Yeh wala Joke mujhe bahut accha laga. Aap se mujhe ummeed hi nahi poora vishwas hai ki aap mera "CCC" wala comment zaroor flash karenge. Jo ki main aapko fir ek baar post kar rahi hu.
Love u & Miss u.
Take Care
(Rukhsana)
Rukhsana, CCC wala comment kal publish kiya to thha ek baar.. ab bar bar ek hi jaisa comment dalogi to nahi approv karunga
anjali mai delhi me rahata hoo tum kaha rahati ho
anjali i m a varun.mai bhi bhahut funny hu
hyeeeeee VARUN tum FUNNYYYYYYY ho na to joar se hasssss kr dikhao dearrrrr jldi se…..
Tina, khushnu, piyush
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE…
Opps sory
LEAVE SPICY ALONE
My Dear SPICY Abhi bhi aap alone ho,
Tina, Khushnu,Piyush & Admin Also yeh bahaut badi HASTI hain,
Inse ulajhne ki zaroorat nahin hai ok , kiyounki abhi meine toh tumko sirf do ya phir chaar baar comment kiya hoga toh tumhari GAAND se dhuaan niklana shuru ho gaya, lekin agar tumhara peecha pakad liya toh phir pata nahin kahan kahan se dhuaan niklega.
Aur agar tumne mera pakad liya toh sirf tumko mazaa aayega, aaj rat sapno mein try karna shayad tum mera pakad lo,bt be careful if u virgin,
bcz prostitue has been warn to me that I will not sex with virgin (Aakhir Ek Aurat Hi Aurat Ka Dard Samajh Sakti Hai) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha :)
KHUSHNU (ALWAYS HAPPY)
no dear spicy, hum chahte hai ki aap jald se jald shadi kar le.fir tum dono alone……..
piyush kisi k life mei itni tang mat adao k wo tumhri tang hi tod de
Bahut practical school lagta h
tina lagta hai k tum sugar kuch jyada hi khati ho, datz y itni mithi batein karti ho, kyu sahi kaha na?
you are right spicy, sugar meri kamjori hai or mujhe bahut pasand hai
m mr. kushnu, meine sawal kapil se pucha tha, tum kapil nai ho, to plz ans dene ki taklif na uthao
kapil kya baat hai, aajkal kuch jyada hi miss kar rahe ho
Nice 1
Sex Guru KAPIL
Masoom Ladki TINA.
Tina:- Yeh Lund Kaisa Hota Hai.
Kapil:- Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht, Koi Naram, Koi 3inch, Koi 6inch, Koi 10inch aur Koi Koi toh 12inch ka bhi hota hai,
Tina:- Kapil Lagta Hai Tumne Saari Umar Gaand Marvayi Hai.
Pls Comment On this Joke,
SAMEER BHAI APKI HELP KAR RAHA HOUN
hehehe abe ye to hamari site wala joke hai hehehe
@khushnu, is site par tum mujhe kafi safajhdar lag rahe ho, keet it up………
Thanks Tina,
But Comment toh aap bhi achche pass karte ho yaar.
Sameer bhai doodhwala publish kar do aur agar woh purana hai bata do.
Anjali , I m frm Rohtak
Arey wah re.. ek Ambala se Ek Rohatak se mujhe kyu bich mein fasa rahe ho bhai logo
Hi, wiase yeh joke thee hee hai
Main to delhi se hu
Admin bhai, yahan apna contact number dena apraadh hai kya??
Bilkul Gaur Bhai.. No mail no number
hi anjali….wanna be frnds??
CADDDDDDD we r frndzzzzzz yarrrr.
hiiiiiiiiii
My Dear @KAPIL@ tere kehne par mein line se hat chuka tha aur meine SPICY ko sorry bhi bola tha,
but my dear pls ab aap interfare mat karna mere aur spicy k beech mein, ya phir SPICY mujhko sorry bol de toh mein phir normal ho jaaounga,
and 1 more thing I m not WARNING to u, aur baaki tum jo marzi samjho.
I hope u understand
KHUSHNU (ALWAYS HAPPY)
@Spicychick,jab mai kisi ki life me taang adata hu na to wo zindgi me kabhi palat kar waar karne layak nahi rahta hai…
aur yaha par koi bhi kuch likhta hai to personal nahi hota,har koi us pe comment kar sakta hai..agar itna hi personal hai to yaha pe kyu likhti ho,phone no lekar baat karo..ya personally chat karo…
dekh spicy tu meri bahan ki umar ki hai…mai tumse bahash nahi karna chahta,aur mai Dost banana pasand karta hu kisi Dusmani karna nahi..
i m new
divya mere frnd bno ge
sahi baat hai
yukti tum ko pasand aaya ye jokes ?
anjali jaanu,,,,janeman,,,,jaanetammana,,,,,,tum kya jaano how much I LOVE U hahahahahahaha
hye PRIT agr tum mujhse love krte na….
to jo cmnt tumne nxt joke me ki thi na vo kbhi ni krte ok…. aur jyada hi pyar krne ka junun svar h to kisi CALL girl ke pass jao smjhe….. agr mujhse bat krni h na dear to pyar se kro ok pyar se kh ri hu to pyar se smjh jao ok dearr….
danish kyu tuje achha nahi laga