Nirmal Baba Ka Upaye Biwiyo Ke Liye
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"Dosto Aajkal Charo Taraf Nirmal Baba Ke Charche Hai To Mene Socha Ki Chalo Is Mahanubhav Ka Ek Adha Charcha Hum Bhi Kar De."
Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshani Ki HaalaT Mein Nirmal Baba Ke Pass Gayi Aur Rote Hue Apna Dukhda Boli
Aurat: “Baba Ji Meri Madad Karo”
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Nirmal Baba: “Ek Kam Karo, Ghar Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Do”
Aurat: “Ji Kaisa Board?”
Nirmal Baba: “Yahi Ki, Raat Ko 9 Baje Sex Shuru, Pati Ghar Ho Ya Na Ho“
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एक बार एक औरत बड़ी परेशानी की हालत में निर्मल बाबा के पास गयी और रोते हुए अपना दुखड़ा बोली
औरत: "बाबा जी मेरी मदद करो"
निर्मल बाबा: "क्या हुआ बच्चा?"
औरत: "मेरा पति रोज रात को घर लेट आता है"
निर्मल बाबा: "एक काम करो, घर के बाहर एक बोर्ड लगा दो"
औरत: "जी कैसा बोर्ड?"
निर्मल बाबा: "यही की, रात को 9 बजे सेक्स शुरू, पति घर हो या ना हो"
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bilkul sahi…. Hehehehehehe…
boht puran joke hai,
Nirmal baba ka naam naya hai bs
tere ko mene hajar bar bola hai.. tune jokes padne hai pad faltu ki bakwas na kara kar…. fir bhi tu har bar bich mein bolta hai
hajar baar me b bol chuka
Hu k ghatiya joke mat
Diya karo, tum mante nhi
Ho, tum dusro k joke
Edit karke logo se wah
Wahi lete ho bass
Sonu ji agreed. tujhe koi problem? hai to idhar mat aaya kar
Main to ese hi dunga chori kiye hue, edit karke unko fir aapna bol ke idhar publish kiya karunga
In clear word jisne yaha ana hai aaye nahi to gand marwaye aur sites bahut hai
Aur sonu ab jokes ke bare mein tera comment nahi aana chahiye… aage ab teri marji
dear…, tu 1 kaam kr…
bs 1 bar apni soch se 1 naya joke bana or yaha post kr…us k baad jitne chahe cmnts kr ki joke purana h ya suna hua h……kisi ko koi prblm nh hogi…
hahahaha…gud one..
Santa-Awaz laga raha
tha: doodh Ki THELi
20 20 rupey me
1 lady ne ja ke dekha,
phir sharma ke wapis
aa gai
2nd lady:kya hua?
Pehli wali: Kamina Bra
bech raha he!
Ye joke to tune jaise bada naya sunaya hai…. sadiyo purana aur bahut hi gatiya joke hai ye
Mene ye joke dala hota to tere jaise bolte ki purana aur gatiya joke dalta hai
Aur ab sun main agar ise edit kara to dudh ki thelli nahi “Dhudh ke Dakkan” likhta.. taki kuch to naya pan aata ismein
sonu suhagrat pe apni bv se kehta hai
sonu- jaan batao main tere liye kya lau
sonu ki bv mere photo nikal k kehti hai k jau ise le aao:p
hehehehehehe
MAST HAI
admin bro. Mere comnts awtng moderation me kyu a rahe h…?
Hmm. mujhe khud samajh main nahi aaya.. par baki ke 2 to aprove ho gaye the.. may be kuch problem aa gayi ho system mein
sorry bro. Vo meri hi galti thi..meri mail id me koi ltr edit ho gaya tha… Ab thk h..
No Prob :)
Santa ek Jyotish k paas Kundli dikhane gaya.
Jyotish:Tera naam santa sing hai?
Santa :Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish:Tujhe 2 Ladki & 1 Ladka hai?
Santa:Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish:Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai?
Santa: Ha, Oyye..Aap to antaryami ho!
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Jyotish: Bete Agli baar aana, to Kundli lana;
“Ration Card” nahi.
heheheheh :p
samir virk ji iss joke nu maa boli vich bna ke pesh karin fer vekhi ki swad aunda e
Hmmmm .. Jarur paaji jarur
hahahaha
kripa shuru :p
ryt…bro…
Pati ghr pr ho ya na ho…raat ko 9 baje kripa aani shuru ho jayegi….hahahahaha….
hi..frnds…kaha ho sb…?
Ajj “HONDA” ke comnts nhi dikh rhe :p
hahaha HONDA ……priya ji ko HONDA bna diya….
nilesh ko bhi koi naam dedo,,,,
Nilesh ji “HERO” Aur bahin bhai “HERO HONDA” Theek kaha na hmne bro
@are ye kya bol diya HPS bhai :(
Hero Honda ka to rista tut gya…
Ab Honda alag n Hero alag kaam karte hai.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
BIHARI bachi ka majak bnate jara bhi sharm nhi aati…
Majak ko majak ki tarah liya karo
मोहब्बत यहाँ बिकती है और इश्क़ को हर कोई नीलाम करता है ;
हर कोई भरोसे का क़तल यहाँ सरे-आम करता है ;
जमाने ने ठुकराया तो चले हम मैखाने में ;
और ज़माना हमे शराबी कह कर बदनाम करता है.
Wo apni zindagi mein huwa Masroof itna, Wo kis kis ko bhol gya usey ye bhi yad nahi
Sirf ik baar aa Mary Dil ki Aahat sunn………….
Phir Lotnay ka irada Hum Tum par chor Denge
Teacher : Because of the change in
hormones,
A Fruit get ripens & falls off the tree !!
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Student : Poor Newton !!!!!!!
He thought it’s because of Gravity…..
gud jokes.*
hw r u…??? Bro.
From nilesh to Priya
Chup rehte hai k koi khafa na ho jaye,
hamse koi rusva na ho jaye,
badi mushkil se koi apna lagne laga hai,
darte hai ki milne se pehle hi koi juda na ho jaye…
yar tum bbbbiiii…….,
oh, ho ! Are… koi…. inki nazar to utaro…yr…
dekho kaise sharm se laal hue ja rahe h…
**GOOD MORNING FRNDZ**
DEAR ALL FRNDS KAISE HAI AP LOG….???
Kya nilesh sher sun kar sharma gya ….ab tera naam nilesh sharma urf hero Honda ….hehehe
Anuj koi baat nahi Ye hero and Honda bhi alag alag hi h abhi ……
Samir virk ji Ye chota admin kab payda KIA aapne ……lagta h nirmal baba se mil kar tumne koi ladki set kar Li aur kirpa k jagah chota admin aa gya ……hehehe
Are bro hum “sharma” nhi hai..
Humari tital “maurya” hai..
hehehehehe abe heheheheh shai bola re..
Meri topiya le leke tu bhi syana ho gaya hai kiyo bacha kirpa hogi tere pe agar tu topi lele to
Admin mast joke par kuch post KIA h check kar lena ….
mere pass b ek mast joke h yaar plzzzz ise publish kr dena….
ek baar ek ladki doctor k pass gyi ,
ladki : doctor shab meri chut me bda drd h
doctor usI chut me jaakhta hua bolta h, “ye to gufa h” , “ye to gufa h” , “ye to gufa h”….
ladki is baat se chid jaati h,or bolti h,
ladki : isme 3 baar bolne ki kya jrurat thi ???
doctor : main to ek baar bola tha, awaaj to gunj rhi h…. ;-)
already published
Nirmal baba ne Admin ji se pucha:
Sansar me sab dukhi Q he?
Admin ji ne has ke kaha: Khushiya sabke pas he,
Bas 1ki khushi Dusre ka dard ban jati he.
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Gud mrng frnds…hv nyc dy..
abe hehehehe Nirmal baba mere pass kya gand marwane aayega.. aur aya bhi to main uski maa na chod dunga
vese mene reply kiya hta ki sansanr mein log isliye dukhi hai bcoz tere jaisi bahan ke lode paida hote hai aur duniya ki maa chod dete hai
tum apni ma ki chut pe dakkan laga lo na tere jaise nirmal paida ho na log dukhi ho
hehehehehe
hahahahahahaha….
Sala harami nirmal…ap ne usko kuch kaha..or..us sale ne…sb ko kuch or hi bataya…sach me vo usi layak h..jo ap ne bola…
Nirmal ki maa ko chodenge.
Good joke per wo aadmi sudhra ya nahi