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Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.
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Phir Puchta Hai: “Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”
Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“
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एक लड़की की शादी होती है तो वो 50 रुपये और एक माचिस की डिब्बी भी अपने साथ लाती है.
पति सुहाग रात पर उससे पूछता है: "ये सब क्या है?"
लड़की डरते हुए बोली: "जब भी मेरा कोई बॉय फ्रेंड मुझे चोदता था तो मैं निशानी के तोर पर एक राजमा का दाना माचिस में दाल देती थी"
तब पति माचिस खोलकर देखता है तो उस में से 3 दाने राजमा के निकलते है. सोच कर माफ़ कर देता है.
पति फिर पूछता है: "ये 50 रुपये किस लिए?"
पत्नी शरमाते हुए बोली: "जी, जो चार किलो राजमा बेच दिए थे ये 50 रुपये उसके है"
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Ladki to pakka bussiness man nikli…
But 4 kilo ka sirf 50 Rs. Nainsaphi hai…..
U r rite sujeet. Jabki rajmah ka bhav 60 rupes kg ha
bhai aisi bhole ladki ko to pati ne usi wakt dafa kar dia hoga
Bhai ye tab ki bat hai jab Rs ki value jyada hoti thhi.
Jaisi tab chavanni mein 5 ice ceams aati thhi :p
Purana h par good h
mst bsns h!
Hehehehehe tup admin….. LOL
Hii… Friends kaise ho ap sub.??
admin bro joke kuch jama nahi. Ek kilo rajma me kam se kam 50000 rajma k dane aate hain, to is hisab se 4 kilo rajma me 2 lakh rajma k dane aayenge. Yani us ladki ne 2 lakh bar chudaya. Ab agar us ladki ki umar 30 sal pakdo to sal k kul din, 10950 din hote hain yani agar us ki jindagi k .12 sal bachpan k nikal do to baki bache 18 sal yani 6750 din is hisab se vo roj 30 bar chudi ye imposible he.
arey bhai idmag kharab ho gaya kya tera.. 50000 dane hahahah aaj market ja aur purchase karke aa aur unko gin.. 5000 b nikal aaye to tera sir mera jutta. ;)
Man gaye guru……….
Abe admin kyu humko chutiya bna raha ha.
Maine aaj rajmah ki sabse badi kisam ke dane liye aur gin na shuru kiya : 1kg=2000 dane bante ha.
Ye to acha hua angara bhai ne hume jaga diya. Ab to is site me jagrut rahne ki jarurat ha
**JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO**
abe to mene bhi to yahi kaha hai ki chote wale bhi hote to 5000 se jyada na hote..
Ldki kya randi se shadi kr li us chutiye pati ne.
Hahaha,mst jok h,mja aa gya,
DHIRAJ
mera janu suna h teri ankhen bahut hi nasili h
tere gal oppps ekdum spunj k trh hain,
isi liye to bhut v tere piche pr gya wo v nanga ho k jahan v mauka milega mar dega wo apna hathaura…..:D,ab mera aur jay ka kya hoga
JPR
@Samir*,meri aankhein nashili nhi balki..ruko sheeshe mein dekh..i will tell you..
jise Dekh k tum doosri duniya mein kho jaoge..jaadubari dubte hue suraj jaise…ek ajeeb si chahat liye..ek aise aankhein jise dekh kar tum..pura din sangeet ki duniya mein kho jaoge..jise ek baar dekh loge..har baar dekhna chahoge..jise dekh tum apni najre mujhse nhi mila paaoge..tum iska sabut mere likhe cmmnts padkar chal sakta hai..kyunki aankhein aapki dil ki khubsurti ko dikhati hain..kyunki aankein dekhkar kisi aadmi k dil ki baate jaani jaa sakti hai…ab dekh li tumne meri sunset eyes:).isliye koi ladka ya to mujhe dekhkar smile krta hai..yaa najre nhi mila pata..tc!!…jab bhi meri aankein dekhni ho..janha suraj doobta ho..uss jagah ko dekhna..tum meri aankhein dekh paaoge!!tc!!:)
hahahahhahahhahhaha nice babaji
Maza aa gaya kafi dino baad mast item mila
Agar 15 rajma 10 gm. K hai toh ek kilo me 1500 rajma huye aur 4 kilo 6000 bar.. + 3
admin ye rajma kya hota he. Me ne to rajma yani rai ( sarso ) samjha.
Mujhe angreji nahi pata… :’(
Are bhai agar rai(sarso) hota to ladki ke 7 nasle agar din rar chudai karne me lage rahe phir bhi 4 kilo nahi ho payega.
Rajmah sarso se bahut bada hota hai…
Jaise ki aadmi ka lund aur hanthi ka…..
Abe tune ka mera liya.. hehehe aur yar sabko batane ki kya jarurat thi ki mera hathi se bada hai hehehehe
Is liye khaite hai larkiyo par yakin na karo. Kaha kaha gul khilate ferti hai
Nice joke
bahot badiya bhai muze lagta hai usne ganga jamuna wali malti se shadi ki thi hahahahaha