No More Jokes On Dharam Related Things
Dosto,
Bahut Time Se Mujhe Log Complaint Kar Rahe Hai Ki Main Dharam Se Related Koi Joke Na Banau.
Par Mera Hamesha Kahna Tha Ki Joke Ko Joke Ki Tarha Pado Dil Pe Mat Lo. Pado Aur Haso.
Par Kal Ek User Ne Mujhe Aisi Mail Ki, Jisne Mujhe Sochne Pe Majbur Kar Diya.
Uska Kahna Hai Ki
Hum Aapke Jokes Ki Vajah Se Bahut Time Se Has Rhe Hai, Aur Apke Jokes Hume Bahut Hi Zyada Pasand Hai
Mailbox Men Roj Apke Jokes Dekh Ke Mann Khush Ho Jata Hai Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Aa Jati Hai,
Aapke Banaye Characters Jaise Ki Baba Saxidas, Chodumal Khan Sahab, Chinki, Sexfear Sab Kamaal Ke Hai
Par Hum Aapse Ek Baat Kahna Chahte Hai, Apke Jokes Padd Ke Jitna Hum Log Haste Hai, Utna Hi Ek Dharam Se Related Joke Pad Ke Dil Ro Padta Hai
Na Chahte Hue Bhi Hamari Feeling Hurt Ho Jati Hai, Main Manti Hun Ki Aap Dil Se Kisi Bhi Dharam Ke Bare Mein Kuch Nahi Likhte Par Aakhir Likhte Hi Kyu Hai?
Main Aapse Haath Jod Kar Bolti Hun Sameer Ji, Please Aap Dharam Se Related Koi Joke Na Likhe, Aapke Hath Main Jaado Hai Aap Logo Ko Hasa Sakte Hai Unke Chehere Pe Muskan Laa Sakte Hai To Kyu Bhartiye Logo Ke Dil Ko Udaas Karte Ho.
Aage Aapki Jaisi Marji Ho, Humare Dil Mein Jo Baat Thi Vo Humne Aapko Bol Di, Haan Aapke Liye Hamare Dil Mein Kisi Parkaar Ki Koi Galat Bhawna Nahi Hai.
Aap Acche Insaan Ho Aur Aise Hi Rahoge.
Shalini Pandey
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So Maine Faisla Kiya Hai Ki Aaj Ke Bad Main Vakiye Hi Aisa Nahi Karunga Jis Se Kisi Ka Dil Dukhe.
Ghatiya Joke Likhne Se Kam Se Kam Koi Hasega Nahi To Kya Hua Dil To Udas Nahi Hoga Uska.
Umeed Karta Hun Ki Mere Sare Users Is Faisle Mein Mera Sath Denge
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Mujhe to dharam se related jokes se koi etraaj nahi hai. Aage baba ki marji………….
koun hai ye shalini ? Agr psand nhi to mt padh. Joke hai tere exam ka syllabus nhi Jo tuze padhna hi padega.
Bahut achchha faisla admin.. aur well done shalini ji
hmmmm………well…! kya bolun……..?! chalo baba ji…famous hone ki kuchh to keemat chukani hi padti hai..aise hi sahi. aur waise bhi bahut din ho gaye kisi dharm vishesh pe joke aaye…baaki hume koi aitraj nahi..shalini apni jagah sahi hain…we youth are apni jagah sahi….
Admin her kisi ki apni pasand hai joke ko agar joke ki tarah hi rahne diya jaye to isme burai kya hai kyon dil per lete hain agar dekha jai to hum coments main bhi 1-2sre per kichad uchalte hai per koi bura nahi kyonki sabhi ko pata hai ki yanha masti hoti hai
har koi yaha comment nahi padhta bro….
Suno Jaan…Tum Jaan Ho Meri…
Kahi Jaan Na Lena..Kabhi ‘Jaan’ Na Lena..
wase muje to bahut pasand hai aise jokes
bt apki marzi hai dale ya na dale.wo apni jagah hum apni jagah.
wase angrez apne dharam ka mazak udane me saram nahi karte.wase b india me bahut mil jayege jinko ase jokes se koi atraj nahi hai only in youth.
baki apki marji hai.
Sameer bro, ap ne sahi fesla liya h…
Ye baat mai is liye nh bol raha ki muj me dharma ki bht gahri aastha h…
Hum sb hr dharm or samaj ki izat krte h…dear, hum indians chahe kitne b majboot kyu na ho..jaha dharm ki baat hoti h hum kamzor pd jaate h…
Aj b india k kisi b chote gaav me… ghar chahe kacchi mitti k honge…but waha bane hue mandir ya gurudware pakki siment or ret se bane honge…ye hmari aastha h mere dost…
Or yahi aastha hum me itna josh bharti h..ki..hum hr mushkil kaam us rab ka nam lekr kr jate h…
Sameer bro, muje pata h..ap b apne us rab ko bht manta ho…
Ab chahe ye majak lage..but…hm sb ki dharm k prati yahi aastha or bharosa hme aj b kai buri baaton se bachaye hue h….
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So hum sb ko hr dharm or majhab ka dil se samman krna chahiye…
Majak insan ki ho toh behtar h…us ishwar ka majak nh udaya jana chahiye…
hmmm…really bolu to main bhagwan ko nahi maanta…haa ye ehsas jarur hai ki koi to hai jo itni badi duniya sambhale hai….
Prince bro ma bhi nahi manta bhagwan ko. Ma naastak hun.
Baba Aapko jaise bhi joke dalne hai dalte rho :p ……. mujhe bas shalni ka :fon number dedo :pls
age aur kaha ki hai ye bata dena :)
duniya apni raaste se bhatak jaaye…anuj nahi bhatkega..ha ha ha ha… Mil jaaye to mujhe bhi de dena…okay?
hahahaha jarur ;)
Dear Admin, other readers of this site and Shalini ji,
The best jokes in the world are the ones with religious background. There is nothing like laughing over people like pundits, putohits, mullahs, popes and priests. It would be a sad day when we did not have ‘religious’ jokes.
A joke from my adoptive country Germany:
The Pope (a German, original name Ratzinger) received a delegation from top beer producing companies of the world. Hua aisa ki yahan log zara dharmik ban gaye aur peena kam kar diye. The beer companies got worried. So, they made a visit to Vatican for heavenly intervention. After some ‘dharmik charcha’, they made a clear offer to the Pope. It said that the association of beer producers would pay the Church 2 million Euros each year, if the Pope changed the line in Bible which said ‘Give me O’ Lord my daily bread.’ to ‘Give me O’ Lord my daily beer’.
The pope thought calmly for a moment. He then tilted to his first cardinal and asked, “So, what is the annual contract amount we are presently receiving from the baker’s association”??
To abhi itna hi boloonga.
ohkk…..
lekin “L” “C” wale jokes toh dalte rhna….
Dhiraj Babay..what do you think? kuchh kaho…is topic pe..
waise Shalini ji ka logic mujhe jancha nahi…santa banta ke bina koi joke joke nahi lagta…yaha tak ki main kisi ka joke forward karta bhi hoo to charecter ka naam santa-banta kar deta hoo.. Shalini ji bhi yahi karti hongi…shalini ji..if you are reading this line..can you please tell us….kis joke se itna hurt hua aapko?
wow yar comments me users ke vichaar padhkar toh main dhanya ho gaya..kya baat hai……….religious jokes me inko sabse jyada maza aata hai..aisa kyu hai bhai logo? Religion hi hame sahi raaste par chalne ko prerit karte hai..aur bure kaamo se bachate hai.. Is tarah ke jokes sirf hasaate hi nahi balki inse hum dharm ki respect karna bhul jaate hai.. Aur kam se kam hame kisi aur ki na sahi Bhagwan aur Dharm ki respect toh karni hi chahiye.. Ye meri personal thinking hai.. Aur admin bro aapko ek baar aur thanx :-)
Dhoka Diya Jab Tune Mein Zindagi Se Naraz Tha , Socha
Dil Se Nikaal Phekun Par Yeh Dil Bhi Tere Pass Tha .
admin
tere post na karne se joke banne band nahi ho jayenge…….baki sites par post honge……
users to aate jate rahte h…..teri site ki tu jane ….teri marzi…..hum to sire pr aana band nahi karenge…..aur koi mail mein kahe ki gande cmts bhi band kar do …to humein zarror batana taki hum wo bhi band kar dein…..sher bhi band kr dein…..kuonki ye joke site h…….shero shyari ki nahi……aapas ki dosti bhi band kar dein….ho sakta h kisi ko usse bhi problem ho…….tu final kar k bta de……
del bro cool down…..
U are rite delet bro. Agar admin ne dharam releted joke band hi karne the to chupchap kar deta. Aise joke ki tarah post karoge to uspar nagtive paratikiriyaen hi ayengi. Jyada nahi to usko comnt me likh deta? By the wy sameer ki site ha vo chahe site band kare ya chalu hame kya
Bahut galat sochta hai re tu. Na mujhe samaj paya na meri feelings ko. And last thing jo mere email reader hai 30k vo idhar comment dekhne nahi ayenge. Samjha..
And tune sahi kaha meri site hai jaise marji karu… jaldi hi dekhoge meri marji
i m always cool jack………even i m not in favor of thosr jokes who hurt someone………
Deleted kisi ke bap mein b dum nahi hai jo shero shayari ya commemt band karva sake. Actual reason ye hai ki ye site 99% indian reader ki hai aur. Aur sach ye hai ki hum sab chutiye hai jo dharam sharam ke chakkro mein pade hai. Par main roj roj ki 100 mails pad ke tang aa gaya tha isliye mene ye faisla kiya. Main agar chahta hun ki tum sab has ke tension free ho jao to main kuid b chahata hun ki mere ko tens na ho.
Roj musalman log galiyo wali mails krte hai ki main unpe likhta hun khas kar vo joke “muslim ldki ke hindu ldke se shadi krne ke fayde”
Baki rahi bat main aur logo ki to mujhe unse jyada pyar tum logo se ho. Duniya jo mrji kahe soche tum logo ke comment lad ke hi mera dil khush hota hai.
End main itna kahunga ki tu pura lode ka topa hai sale nunnited :p
Thnx dear..khushi hui sun kr ki hum sb….@….ki hum dharm sharm k chakkar me pade h…
Shayad ap ne kabhi kaha tha..
‘Reason ye nahi ki main over cofidence hun..Reason ye hai ki mera rab mere sath hai..in jaisi kutto ki to aukat hi….’
(Doctor ki advice soch smj kr lo)
Aksar wo mujhse puchti hai.
kya zindagi hai aur kya maut?
Main khaamosh rehta hu aur
Dil hi dil me kehta hu,
Tujhe paa liya toh zindagi hai,
Aur kho diya to maut.
ab aap v shayar. . . . Wah kya baat hai.
@Deleted nd Admin bhai i agree with u both.
Jis Din Pani Muk Gaye Dariyava De
Ja Kade Badley Rukh Hawavaa De
Ja Kade Pacham Vichi Vaggi Purvai
Ta Os Din Samaji Teri Yaad Nai Aye.
@prince,..mere pass khne k liye bahut kucch hai….pehli baat..hum kishi devta pe aastha rakhtein hain to..woh humare liye behad dil k krib aur important ho jata hai…jisse hum uske khilaf bura sun nhi sakte!!…chahe joke hi kyun naa ho..ex:agar aap k maa baap aapse kitni bhi nafrat kitni bhi kyun naa krein..to bhi aap unka khule aam beijatti bardasht nhi kr paenge…akhirkar unhone aapko janm diya..aur aapka khoon ka rishta banta hai..aapko sab kucch nhi de pae to bahut kucch to diya..isliye…joke naa hi bane to accha rahega..kyuni naa rahenge joke naa sunega gaaliyan..admin!!…tolrence ki bhi limit hoti hai…waise bhi dharm se to log jude hi hain..kaafi dharmik krm bhi krte hain..phir bhi corruptin population gandagi..etc etc..kafi kucch faila hua hai..kya drm se judkr inn logo ne kya seekha…bhook se log marte hain..bimari se mar jate hain.paise k abhaw se..kisaan sucide kr leta hai..aur naa jaane kitne jarurat mnd logo ko do char hona padta hai unchahi musibato se…mandiro mein itna paisa chaddta hai..uska kya hota hai…kala dhan jama krna kon sa dhrm sikhata hai..aur woh kis dhram se hain..gaali dena kon sa dhrm sikhata hai..koi dhrm to nhi sikhata,.murder rape,dhokaghadi etc etc kon sa dhrm sikhta hai…phir bhi hum apne ko hindu muslim sikh christan khte hain..aur khte hain humari dharmik bhawnae ko bhadkaya jaa raha hai…dhrm k naam pr bhed ghinoune kaam bhi krwae jaa chuke hain…mujhe to lagta hai aur duso dharti paida ho jae unn pe bhi dhrm krm banne lag jaein…sabse jaruri yeh baat hai galat aur sahi kya hai..isliye dhrm k topic pe jokes naa bane to accha rahega..kyunki logo ki aastha hurt hogi..!!thats it..aur jo mere dimag mein aaega share krunga!!
@jay..tum ho knha par!!.???
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sabhi shyariya ladkio k upr..so disgusting…iss duniya mein aur bhi log hain jo ladko ko ladkio se jada chahte hain..ekdum pure love krte hain…i dont say i.lekin mein bhi krta hoon..but mere jaise to honge hi..kaash yeh saari shayaria pure boy lovers k liye hoti to shyarion ki sacchi kimat hoti!!..god bless shayars!!
@Deepak…aaj tum goodnight nhi kh pae..chalo mujhe mithi si good morning jarur kh dena..tumhara pyaara dost **GOOD NIGHT Deepak :) prince Dear..my missing jay n my friends!!
jay nw i really promise shiv ji ki kasam..mein tumhe hurt nhi krne wala!!tc goodnight!!..haah!!
good night baby…takr care and sweet night…aur baby ab fir se mujhe sochna padega tumhara comment padh kar…dharm…hmmmm…well. tc..love you..bye.
G O :) * D M o R n I n G D e A r*
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@Ankit
Religion walo ne hi hum sabko raste se bhatkaya hai.
Another one: Cardinal Joseph was busy with crossword puzzle after his afternoon siesta. He paused for a moment suddenly and asked the Wickar, “Tell me Paul what is a four letter word for a woman which ends with unt?” The wickar thought for a moment and then said, “Aunt, your holiness.” The cardinal said, “oh, so that was it….. ok, just pass me the eraser, please.”
gd mrng frndzz*
hw r u all…??
Gd mrng del ji.
gud mrng….
admin…merr bahut dost h and mein roz unhe bhi sms mein jokes bhejta hun…sirf iss site se nahi dusari sites se bhi amd for the last 4 yrs se …..tere pass to wo jokes h bhi jo meine mail kiye the…..wo backup copy thi……mujhe kisi ne kabhi koi objection nahi kiya……but beech beech mein puchh leta hun ki kisi ko jokes na pasand aa rahe ho to mein usla maam joke group se delete kr deta hun…..fir kuch din baad wo mujhe kahte h jokes nahi aa rahe….to mein fir add kr deta hun…….
tum bahut sahi kar rahe ho jo dharam wale jokes band kar rahe ho……..
but ab iss denate ko yahi band karna padeg nahi to jok sir se ye dharam uddh sir ho jayegi…………
Dear Dhiraj n al frnds…..
Hellloooo.B).
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happy happy wali..thandi thandi subeh..mubarak ho..
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guddi guddi wali moningg..
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Oll ha je chi kichna bi.:S.
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Take care..
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Njoy the day.:S.Hye.|D.
deepak ji i always read ur comments……i love ur shayari…..jokes too……
Thnx Naina ji…
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N I N G…..Take :) re!!
hi boys….how r u? …….. i m from delhi 25, engineer……..be my friend…..
ab ye ek aur nina ….kon…h?????
Nina-2.. ha ha ha ha ha ha..
tujhe hi pata hoga ki kon hai :p
Kya khabar na dekh paon kal ka suraj main…….,
Na aaye jo mera salam-e-subah to mujhe muaf kar dena..
vry nyc lines..Del. Bro.
Roye hum iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar…
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ke laash khud uth kar boli. Le tu mar le pehle..:
Ye new nina nd nunnited kon hai. G m frnds.
gud mrng, Dear..
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Nunnited nam toh del bro. Ne likha h…admin bro. Ko chidhane k liye…
Naina ji shayad koi purani user h…un k comnts auto aprov ho rahe h…
g m dear bro Deepak . How r u . Nd thanks 4 inform
Admin bhai apne jo faisla lia hai sahi liya hai….mujhe aur mere friends ko apke sabhi jokes psnd aate hai :D apne jo bhi faisla lia hai soch kr aur theek hi liya hai…..and ham sab ka support apke saath rahega hi :)
ishwar ko mai bahut manta hun aur itna manta hun ki maine auro ki tarah use maa baap ya parampita nahi maana hua balki apna dost banaya hua hai aur usse jee bhar ke baaten karta hun aur life ko masti se jeeta hun achcha hone par usse khusiya bantata hun aur galat hone par dukh bhi usi se share karta hun kyunki wo mera dost hai aur dosto ko mai gali bhi deta hun aur unka mazaak bhi banata hun aur unke upar bane chutkulo me maza bhi leta hun .same condition mere is baaki dost aur is bhagwan dost ke saath hai kabhi kabhi ye bhi mera mazaak banata hai aur khoob hansta hoga lekin na to iske mazaak ka mai bura manta hun aur na aaj tak isne mere mazaak ka bura maanaa.ab admin bhai samajh jao.kya ishwar insaani dosto se bhi jyaada beakal hai jo bura maan jayega.
@Manish kmr bro tumhara point bahut hi achchha laga yar.. But phir bhi admin ka faisla sahi hai mere khayal se :-)
yaar baat mere faisle ki nahi hai, baat un logo ki hai jo hazaro ki ginti mein hai aur jinki choti se baat pe fatt ke hath mein aa jati hai
fir kahe ko aisa kam karna jis se kisi ko rona aaye
Sameer Bhai..
Feelings me bah k faisla glat le liye tumne….Shalini se luv shuv to nhi hai kahin..?? Anyway jokes kaise b hon.. thinking logon k mind me hoti hai.. Jaise GOD ko hr koi manta hai aur unse related jokes se kisis kisi ko problem ho rhi hai..waise hi un logo ko tb problem q nhi hui jb atum maa ya sis.ya family k kisi b person k relation pr jokes dete ho…Tb in logo ki feelings kahan jati hain…Kahna to bahut kuchh hai bt abhi time km hai so Bye…
Baad me milta hun..
MAAHI
Mahi Bhai, Time Nikal ke jo kahna hai kah le yaar. dil ki sari bhadas nikal le. fir aram se main bhi bataunga ki mere dil mein kya hai
aur luv shuv ese nahi hota mere ko … aur jab b hoga usi se hoga jo ye kahegi ki Sameer jo dil mein aye dalo ma ki ankh duniya ki