Oh My Clever Mother….
One Day Anuj Invited His Mother Over To His Flat For Dinner. His Mother Came Over And Noticed Anuj’s Roomate Sonia.
Anuj Said: “I Know What You Are Thinking And We Are Just Roomates”
A Week Passed And Sonia Said To Anuj: “I’m Not Saying Your Mother Did Take It And I’m Not Saying Your Mother Did Not Take It,
But Ever Since She Came To Dinner Last Week I Haven’t Been Able To Find My Beautiful Silver Chutney Jar”
Anuj Said: “He Would Ask His Mother” So He E-Mailed Her,
Mother: “I Am Not Saying That You Did Take The Silver Chutney Jar And I Am Not Saying That You Did Not Take The Silver Chutney Jar”
Anuj’s Mother Replied Back:”Anuj I Am Not Saying That You Do Sleep With Sonia And I Am Not Saying That You Do Not Sleep With Sonia But Fact Is If Sonia Was Sleeping In Her Own Bed She Would Have Been Able To Find The Chutney Jar By Now“
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hahahahahahahahehehehehe….
Anuj bro. Ya soniya kon h……?
Or kuch b kaho yr..aunty ji ne…pura dhoo dala apko…
Wah ! Kya dimag paya h, unhone…wese b ghr me aag or petrol st st ho to dhyan rakhna padta h…hahahahaha…
:o bubububububububuubububu Admin noo
kis baat ki saza mil rhi hai mujhe :(
kam se kam soniya ki jagah Honda ko daal dete to dil ko kuch sakun mil jata :(
bubububububububububu
to kya abhi dil ko sukoon nhi mila……. Jo ab honda ko khoj rhe ho….
Bcoz hona mene purchase kar li hai ;) vo bhi cash No finance :p
anuj, kya hal hai bhai….
Kaisa rha joke…???
Aur ye soniya kaun hai?
Lagta hai tu b fas kya hai….
Hehehehehe….
Don’t mind…
Good
Sania anuj ki x-gablfrnd rahi hogi. Uske baad honda uski jindgi me a gyi ha. Hehehe. By the wy anuj hi reality bta sakta ha
gud evening frndz…
Dosto kaise hai ap sub…??
Del bhai kaise ho aj bahut km aaye…??
Admin bro, hume ab koi mtlb nhi hai.. Ap chahe honda perchage kariya or bmw…. Okk…
hehe Nilesh :p
Hum Ne Bhi Ek Aise Shakhas Ko Toot Kar Chaha Hai
Jis Ko Bhulna Mere Bas Mein Nahi,
Paana Meri Kismat Mein Nahi.. …:((
From Nilesh To Jay the Gay :o
Nilesh bro ka taja bayan jo unhone F t v pr diya
Kuch Aisi Mohabbat JAY K Dil Me Bhar De,
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Yaa Rabba,
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“Ke Woh Jis Ko Bhi Chahe, Woh”MAIN” Ban Jaun ”
heartly cmnts by nilesh…. just for… jay the gay….
achchaa joke,it shows the intelegence of Anuj’s mother.
hahahaha
nilesh yaar aaj bahut sad din raha…2:30pm par ****************
admin is cmt ko post hone ke kuch der baad delete kar dena…
whattttttt…..
kya bat kr rhe ho bhai…:-(:-C;-(
Ye sub hua kaise….?????
uska 1 month pahle shoulder ka operation hua tha…..kal postmortam k baad pta chlega
death ka reasion khi opration se infection to nhi….
Hmmm, sale ye doctor log hote hi madhar chod hai pakka dekh liyo ki operation mein koi na koi chutiya panti kari hogi bahan ke lodo ne :’(
Admin Mein aaj doctor’s ki vajah se apni legs par khda hun …mera chota bhai bhi Chandigarh Mein doctor h …
Yes, mujhe bhi uske operation Mein hi kuch lafda lag raha h ……par ab kya Ho sakta h …..kuch hours baad pta chal jayega …..
Sorry dosto tum log yahan jokes padne aate Ho aur meine Ye sad news post ki…..
Kismat wala hai tu fir BTW
Admin teri ungli ka ilaaj bhi 1 dr ne hi kiya tha
Galat us bahan k lode ne iski ma chod di thi. Ungli ka ilaj fir mene aur mere uncle homeopath hai unhone kiya tha. Doctors bahan ke lund hai ek adhe ko chodkar.
Jis doctor ka 5star hotel jaisa hospital hai samjo vo madharchod hai.
Jis ko meri bat pe nahi yakeen vo ek kitab pade. (Natural Cures They Dont Want You To Know About)
So sad deleted bro…
ye to bht dukh ki baat h bro. …!
Bht galat hua…..esa nh hona chahiye tha…
Ishvar un ki atma ko shanti pradan kare….
Deleted bhai dukh ki is ghadi me , mein aapke sath hun.
Sonu bhai 1-2 din pehle apne mere cmnt pe rply di thi ye uski rply hai
sonu theek hai bhai tum naya suna do agar naya mille to maine purane se kya lena , lekin ek sharat hai mujhe har roj 3 joke sunne ki adat padh gayi hai aur ab tum mujhe har roj 3 naye joke sunana agar kisi roj ek b joke purana huya us din main tumhari……….chhod dunga samje