Oh My God, What The Hell is Going On
Views: 26,961 - Posted on 21 Oct 2011
A Kid Saw His Mother Messing With Make Up On Her Face And She Said: “Shit”
And Kid Asked To His Mother What Is “Shit?”
Then His Mother Answered: “It Is Second Word For Makeup.”
Then He Saw His Sister Talking On Phone About Condoms.
When Kid Asked Her: “What Is A Condom?”
Then Sister Replied: “It Is Second Word For Clothes”
After Few Minutes, Kid Saw His Father Was Cutting A Chicken.
When He Cuts His Finger & Said Fuck, Kid Asked: “What Is Fuck?”
Father Said To His Son: “It Is Second Word For Cutting”
Suddenly Door Bell Rang Kid Opened The Door And His Grandmother Came In & Asked Grandson: “Where Is Everyone?”
Then Kid Said Happily: “Mom Is Upstairs Putting Shit On Her Face, Sister Is Putting Condoms On & Daddy Is Fucking The Chicken“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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hahahaha nice joke…abe hindi me likhna band kar diya kyaa..ghana angrez ban riya dikhe tu.. ;)
Jab se teri g ek gora mar ke bhag gaya jai tab se khundak me unse badle le raha hu
Lekin Raj bro. aur Wanted ne to bataya ke teri “G” koi Angrej mar raha hai esiliye tum hum sabko Apni “G” dena band kar diya hai:P
Aur Tabhi se tum Angreji bhi jyada Jhadna shuru kar diya hai:)
apni baat ko kisi aur ka naam leke batane ka gurr to tujhe seeke koi..
ya mujhe lagta hai Jailw ale hadse ke bd tu pagla gaya hai Meow
agala joke tyar hai tere pas 2 din ruk ;)
aur pakka usko padd ke tu kahi bhi muh nahi dikha payega, G hi dikhayega sabko aur suiside kar lega hahahaha huhuhuhu
buhuhuhuhuhuhuhu………2din baad tu meri “G” phadega esliye mai Aaj se hi ye Muhalla chor raha hun….buhuhuhu……..Naa mai edhar rahunga na tum meri “G” phad payega. Mai chala……….huhuhu……Sale tu meri waise hi Dhmaka-Dhamka ke Phad deta hai…… Mujhe Maloom hai Tu Apne Power ka Nazayaz phayada uthayega. Tere bhitar raham naam ki koi chez nahi hai. Tu dost nahi Kasai hai, Jallad hai, 1 no. ka kameena hai. Tu beech chourahe par Khada karke meri “G” marega…..buhuhuhu….Mai chala by-by…..tc..
dostooooooo Jisko meri yaad Aayegi wo rona nahi, Bash Apni Gand me ungali dal ki Hila Lean:P
is bar jo joke dal raha hu vo joke of the year ka khitab jeetega huhuhuhuhhu hehehehhe hahahahaha
HEHEHEHE,
ADMIN, jldi se post kr, mere pet me gudgudi ho rhi hai ;)
Admin bhai jaldi se jay wala joke post karo yar ab shabar nhi hota h…fir ye jay kapde fadkr gayega gand k tukde tukde kar k lund hilate chal gye hehehe…waise v bhai hume is site ki trp badhani hai…Jay wala joke to tu jarur post kariyo…..
Jay – tu bhagna mat chahe tere gand k chitde chitde udd jaye tu date rahiyo aur ek dilouge mariyo – jekar gand me hai dum use bole h baji rao singhum
hehehehe…….Bacche Dil ke Sacche……
Good Morning…..Dhiraj, Rashii dear, Admin bhai and dear all friends..
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………..nice jokes.
Nadan kid. mother sister and father ki to what lag gyi hogi.
Good morning frnds (admin bro,divya,rashii jay pankaj. etc…..) kaise ho aap sub?
Nilesh bro. Aap maze se to hum bhi maze se hai. hehehehe…….Aur Dhiraj ko samjhne k liye thnx.
Ishi baat par mujhe ek joke yad aa gaya.
Ek bar ek 8 saal ke chote ladke par rape case ho gaya tha.
Lady vakeel to judge:-judge sahab (ladke ki lullu pakad ke) rape aur isse?
Ladka:-ai madam jyada hilao mat warna abhi case haar jaogi.
@jay tumse ek sawaal tum mujhe kya gift dena chahoge…???
@ Rashii dear Aap study se free hone k baad ab kaha busy ho gayi hai ???????
@ Dhiraj aise comments mat likha kar yaar, Mere Pappu ki tabiyat kharab ho gayi hai Ab bata mai kya karu ??????????
Khair Aaj to koi baat nahi hai kyuki Aaj Friday hai esko mai Doctor ke pash le jaa raha hu……tum apna khyal rakhna…..tc.
just 4 u
Today again, you stole my peace by intoxication,
Today again, You have my heart set on fire,
Wake me in the spirit of today I have sex,
What in you, which I have drawn,
Why do you torture me so much,
let the spark lost in the fire of your youth ,
Let me drown in your self .. i cant come back again,
In the blood in your blood .. want to breathe a sigh in your sigh,
Just bring me so much in your lives ..
Even if the difference between me and you,
And I will dwell in the true liberation ..
hello frnds kaise ho..
bacche wohi sikhate hai, jinhe hum chupate hain.
or jay bhai kya haal hai?
banjara kahan gaya?
@jay, agar tumhare pappu ki tabiyat kharab ho chuki hai to mere yanha bhej de…mere pyaar se woh mast jawaan aur amar ban jayega..aur tum log ladayi karna chhodo….
@JAY,….koi apne ko hi samajh le ,,kafi hai..mujhe koi samjhe yaa na samjhe iski mujhe parwah nahi…
by the way joke mast laga kya kare bacche dil k sacche hote hain,,hahaha!!!
@jay, char aur nayi babes mil gayi….miss cuba bhi hai…hahaha
jAY bro Pappu ki tabiyat kaise kharab ho gayi.?
Kahi tu pappu se jyada menhat to nahi kara diya bechara pappu chchch………buhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Jay aap ke pappu me problem kya hai kahi wo…………….hehehehehehehehehehehe……………..
Samjh aa gya joke hehe aj pankaj ji ko samjhane k liye nhi bolegae hehe
aj hum Mr Sameer se baat nhi karenge quki wo rply nhi karte:-C
Jay dear pure 1saal baad hum free huae hain isliye humare relatives hume apne ghr bula rahe hain to wahi ghumne me busy hain hum. Ap kaise ho?
Dhiraj ji naraj hain humse kya ap?
Kinshuk ji study kaisi chal rahi hain apki?
Kapil ji ye dhanda manda kaise ho gya hehehe jst kidding kaisi chal rahi hain apki civil test ki tyari?
WANTED ji to gayab ho gaye :’(
hps ji hum singh likhte hain
Tea time (_)?
Hiiii….. rashii j kaisi hai aap?
Are humara bhi khyal kiya kariye ji.
@rashii di, bahut jada naaraj…baat nahi karni app se..agli baar baat ki mujhse bura koi nahi hoga..ok!!…its warning to you…aage iss baat khayaal rakhna samjhi aap..goodbye..
Thnx rashii ji (same to me, bcoz i’m HP Singh) kya dimag paya hai aapne aur ek apna jay hai jo dimag me aata hai bol deta hai. @ jay bro kabhi positive bhi socha karo a dost.
Mujhe ek sak hai bachhe ne sabhi ka second word kyon use kiya
Bachcha kahi pappu ka beta to nahi kyoki?
Santa-pappu-Bachcha!
Hello frnds!!!
@Jay bro, … aap apni koshish jaari rakhiye…kya pata taqdeer kab aap pe meherbaan ho jaye..
@samir ji, aap kahan gayab ho gaye? Aap k cmnts n repliz jokes se b mast hote hain. Hehe..
@Matrix ji aur addy aap dono ek 7 gayab ho gaye. Kahin dono jail me to nahi ho?
@ Dhiraj ji, aap Jay ko lekar itne senti q hain? Jab ki aapka naam hi “Dhiraj” means “SABR” to phir besabri se kaam q lete hain?
@Pankaj ji aur Raj bindaas ji ….. aap dono ka gussa….tauba-tauba!!
@Baki sare dost jinka main naam likh nahi paya, … … aap sab kaise ho???
HEHEHE
RAASHIII, sbka name small letter me n mera capital letter me, achcha laga. waise 2mhare liye ek pyara sa song:=
2mne bulaya or hm chale aaye hai,
jaan hatheli pr le aaye hai….
Jay aapka pura naam Jay Yadav hai?