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  51 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    HAHAHAHAHA
    ab to pankaj gya kaaam se . ab ye dekhna hai ki kitne log uski maarte hai. best of luck. hehe

    @kl admin bro ka bday tha or mai is site me nhi tha, so sadd :(
    ADMIN BRO, HPPY BDAY DUDE
    bhagwan aapko is jahan ki saari khushiya de. aapko apne jiwan me hr wo chiz mile jiski aap tamanna rkhte ho. aap sada u hi hste muskuraate rho.

    aye dost tu sada muskuraye,
    tu apni hr manzil ko paaye,
    jb kvi teri raaho me andhera aaye,
    to roshni k liye khuda mujhe jalaye :)

    1. Wanted says:

      hey, RAASHIII, kaisi ho dear ?? achchii hi hogi, hm aapke liye god se pray jo krte hai roj.
      aapne pucha ki hm kiske liye wanted hai, jawab to aapko pata hi hai. ab swal kiya hai to jawab v khud hi bta do. or ye v bata dena ki wo chiz hme milegi ya nhi :)

      @ADMIN 27oct ko RAASHIII k cmnt pr maine koi rply nhi diya tha. kisi or ne mere name ka use kiya hai. mai RAASHIII k 7 kvi double meaning baate nhi krta. plz us cmnt ko deleat kr do or batana ki wo koun hai :)

      1. Admin says:

        ese to pata nahi lag sakta ki vo kon hai but uska ip match hota hai in bando se
        himanshu.the.don, Vinu roxxx!!! and CrAsH

    2. Admin says:

      Thanks Bro… vese sale ek bat bata tu hamesha ache moko pe jab teri jarurat hoti hai gayab kyu rahta hai :( buhuhuhuhu

      1. Wanted says:

        ADMIN, actually mai tere liye gift laane red light area gya tha. ek gift pasand v ki, socha apne ADMIN BRO ko gift krna hai to phle khud chek kr lu. baad me pata chala k wo to apna jay hai. khali haath hi wapas aana pada buhuhuhu :(

      2. Jay says:

        hehehehe…….Abe Wanted tujhe kaise pata Ki Admin gift me Lund hi pasand karta hai ?????
        Wase bhi Raj bro. Aur Sallu bhai ne sabse pahle hi esko gift me Apne-Apne Lund de kar Bohani kara diya thha mere Lund ki Kami thhi wo bhi tumne ese Lakar de diya.

  2. anshul says:

    hehehehehehehehe babaji ki jay ho hehehehe pankaj ko lapet liya aakhir kaar. hehehehe jay ho babaji aap ki. hehehehehe hasi ruk nahi rahi hai hehehehe.

  3. himanshu.the.don says:

    Arre waaaaah re pankaj tu to santa se bi gya gujra.
    Agar tu wakai gulel bnayega to aisa karna us bra ko le jana aur us bra wali ko mere hawale kar dena.

  4. Nilesh says:

    Hahahahahahahaha Oh….. Pankaj tum to wakai me pagal ho gaye ho . Are yar jab bra utar hi diye to phir kabutar ko pakad ke jabardast maro yar.
    isi bat par ek joke yaad aaya-
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……..
    Sabhi log haso (pagal man me hi joke sunate hai, aur khul ke haste hai.)

  5. Dhiraj says:

    @jay tum kya samjhto ho main kisi religion ki burai karta hoon aisa nahi….
    aur religion k chakkar mein padna nahi chahta…

    tum nahi jante jo ladka mujhe behad behad behad pasand hai…uska religion islam hai..aur uske liye main hindu dharm chhodkar islam kabool kar sakta hoon..lekin uska iss janm mein milna namumkin se jada namumkin hai….

    uske liye bus apni jaan nahi de sakta coz i love myself very much…kyonki m billion dollar
    baby…..

  6. Dhiraj says:

    shallu welcom back…..

    @jay..agar main koi baate religion ko lekar kahta hoon to kah sakta hoon…kyonki kisi dharm ko har insaan ki jaroorato ko samjhna chahiye…bhagwaan itni madad kar deta hai..to dharm kyuon peeche hatta hai…

    religion k anusar tum aaj k samay mein chal nahi paaoge..
    kyuonki religion kai cheezo par pabandi lagata hai…

    religion k anusar to gf bf banana bhi apradh hai…to tum kya karoge…buddh religion k anusaar hindu vaid puran nautanki hai…har dharm ek dusre ki baato ka virodh karte hain..

    main hindu dharm k baare mein yahi kahna chahunga woh har tarah k insaan ki kadra karta hai…

    ab mein jada religion ka issue nahi uthaunga band karta hoon…dats it ..

  7. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    hahahahahahahahehehehehehehehe…………. pankaj bhai hehehehehehe aj tuje lapet diya adminis ne

  8. shallu says:

    hehehe admin bhai mast joke h ,baar soch soch kr hasi aa rahi h yr pankaj ki to tumne utar di mera ek frnd or h pankaj ab uski mai utarunga pure frnd circle mai ye gulel famous na kr dunga.

  9. pankaj says:

    oyee hahahahahahahaaha abe sale mere saath bechari panchhi ko bhi lapet liya…..ab to GULEL zarur banaunga….aur is admin ko marunga…….hehehehehe

      1. pankaj says:

        wo isliye kyuki usne tujhe B DAY wish nahi kiya…..hahahahahaha yaar tumhari ladai ko ab bahut din ho gaye , ab to sulah kar lo……:)

      2. Jay says:

        hmmmmmmm……….Kya Tillu, Pillu ke baad Ab Gillu Aane wala hai ?????????
        Aur Admin bhai ye Pankaj Mamu ka kya Matlab ??????

  10. Rashii says:

    WANTED ji thodi prayer aur kijiye humare liye, dushera k baad se hum puri tarah thik hi nhi ho rahe hain :-(, pta nhi kis dusht ki humari voice per najr lg gyi gla hi khrab rhta hain:'(
    jay dear ok ji hum samjh gaye ap busy rhogae kafi months tak
    Pankaj ji joke samjhana apka kaam hain aur ye joke to ap hi achi tarah se samjha skte ho :)
    shallu ji acha lga apko aur anshul ji ko dekhkr:)

    1. Jay says:

      hehehe……..Rashii dear Aap to mere Umeed se bhi jyada samajhdar nikali, Aap to mere Dil ke Sath-Sath meri jindagi ki bhi baato ko samajh le rahi hai.

  11. Jay says:

    hmmmmmmmm………Ye samajh me nahi Aaya ki Pankah Bhai Pagal kaise ho gaye ? Aur Panchhi ko hi kyu marna chahtey hai ?????????

    1. Admin says:

      sry my mistake… busy raha so jo laga apne users hai jinko janta hu unke comment fatafatt aprove kar du buhuhuh

  12. pyare mohan says:

    admin bhaiya aajkal school main work bahut jyaada hai isiliye time nahin mil pata hai.lekin jab bhi time mil jata hai to aapke logon ke pass aa jata hun.
    sach main aapse dur rah pana asambhav hai.
    I miss you my best friend admin ji and site ke sabhi mere anmol sathi.

  13. shallu says:

    ok admin bhai first cracked karta hu fir try karta hu.
    Hi rashii ji u r sweet yr i like ur nature.
    Dhiraj i love u yr or bta kaisa h.
    Hi Anshul fb par msg mai apna no. send kr de.
    O yr panchhi ki bahut yaad aa rahi kha gayi meri chidiya.

  14. Hps says:

    Sameer bhai(admin), Aadami pagal hone par bhi bra utarne par boobs se jaroor khelega, gulel banane ki to napunsak hi sochega, aapne to pankaj ko pagal ke saath-saath napunsak bhi bana diya. Samalana pankaj bro.

  15. Khan says:

    Jaya and neeraj went to a lodge for having sex. After finishing the job neeraj saw a mans photo in jaya purse and asked him. Is he your ex BF please tell me i dont mind. After insisting jaya said thats my photo before surgery….;) hehe…

    @ Admin bhai: chaahe toh yeh joke apni factory mein daal kar reproduce karey…

  16. Dhiraj says:

    @admin tu example deta hai ki tu gay banta jaa raha hai aur…main hetro banta jaa raha hoon…apni viradri se baat karne se ab darr lagta hai..lagta hai homophobia ho gaya hai mujhe…

    aur ek baat kaan naak haath aankh pair kapde sab khol k sun le…gay banna koi buri baat nahi hai…mujhe pata hai tu bhi gay hai…hahahahahahaha….main to paida hone se pehle gay tha…mujhe kisne gay banaya pata nahi…lekin mujhe gay bane rahne main hi maza hai…

    tu bata mein lesbian kaise banu..hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!…gay ki jagah bisexual bola kar…

    mujhe ladkio ki awaaz pasand hai,khubsurti pasand hai.,.iska matlab main badal gaya…main to wahi rahunga jo paida hone se pehle tha….gay shabd mujhe pasand nahi sunna…uski jagah…loveboy bola kar..

    main bus yahi kahna chahta hoon i m not gay..bus pasand ladko main jada hai..aur jeene ki wajah bhi wahi hai…no boys no dhiraj n no bahas dats it..

    @ohh! who r u man naam jaana pehchana lagta hai…jay ho naa tum…???
    bahut jada yaad karte ho…
    itna jada mujhe yaad karoge to tumhe bhi jada yaad karunga samajh gaye ki nahi mr. jay ji…
    agar tum mujhe mera naam na lekar my sweetheart hi kah do to jada khushi hogi..yanha tumhare to sabhi yaar hai..kya unme aur mujhmein yahi fark rah gaya….
    bus itna kahna tha…ab tum bhi apna khayal rakho aur main bhi…dekho mujhmein ek problem hai..shak karne ki aur suck karne ki jo dono abhi tak kiya nahi..hahaha..ki tum mujhe yaad nahi karte dil mein nahi rakhte vagairah-2..lekin tum dildar insaan ho..jaisa shallu nai kaha tha..tum pyaar karte ho par baar baar jatate nahi jaisa rahul ne kaha tha..yeh tumhara style hai pyaar karne ka…aur yeh mera style hai pyaar karne ka…

    tc mere yaar nahi mere kucch door kucch pass jay ji