Swarg Mein Gandhiji Bahut Gusse Mein The. Bhagwan Ji Ne Gandhiji Se Pucha: “Kya Hua Hai Itna Gussa Kyu Ho?” Gandhi Ji Gusse Se: “Saali Government Ne Har Note Par Meri Photo Chhap Rakhi Hai” Bhagwan: “Ye To Iss Liye Ki Government Aapka Kitna Samman Karti Hai” Gandhiji: “Aap Nahi Samjhoge, Yehi To Problem Hai, [...]

Adalat Mein Ek Talak Ka Case Aata Hai, Patni Judge Se Kehti Hai. Patni: “Ye Mujhe Bahut Chodta Hai, Main In Ke Sath Nahi Reh Sakti” Judge Uske Pati Se Puchta Hai: “Kitni Baar Chodte Ho Ek Din Mein?” Pati: “Raat Ko Sone Se Pehle, Phir Aadhi Raat Ko, Phir Subah Chai Se Pehle, Phir [...]

Ladki Rakhi Ke Agle Din Apne Padosi Pappu Se Puchti Hai. Ladki : “Kal Mein Tumhare Ghar Aayi Thi Rakhi Le Kar. Tumne Mujhe Rakhi Kyu Nahi Bandhne Di?” Pappu: “Ajeeb Zabardasti Hai. Kal Main Tumhare Ghar Condom Le Kar Aaun To Tum Mere Sath Sex Karogi?“

Ek Gaanv Ke Shareef Ladke Ki Shaadi Shehar Ki Sexy Ladki Ke Saath Ho Jaati Hai. Suhagraat Ko Jab Pati Sone Laga To Patni Ne Kaha. Patni: “Aaj Hamari Suhagraat Hai Kuch Karoge Nahi?” Pati Hairan Hote Hue: “Kya Karna Hai?” Patni: “Jo Karna Chahiye” Pati: “Mujhe Nahi Pata” Patni Ka Sex Karne Ka Bahot [...]

Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe 1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo” 2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model” 3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai” 4th Bola: “Meri Biwi [...]

What Did Snow White Complain About After Having Sex With The Seven Dwarfs? Snow White Said: “I Would Rather Have Seven Inches At One Time. Not One Inch At Seven Times“

Chor Ne Dudhwale Ko Nanga Kar Ke Ped Se Bandh Diya Or Bhains Chura Kar Le Gaya. Subah Logo Ne Dudhwale Ko Khola To Ussne Bhains Ke Bachhade Ko Khub Mara. Logo Ne Puchha: “Arrey, Iss Be-zuban Ko Kyo Marte Ho?” Dudhwala Gusse Se: “Yeh Madarchod Chaar Mahine Ka Ho Gaya Par Gandu Ko ‘Boobs’ [...]

Sattar (70) Saal Ka Budda Apne Doctor Dost Se Bola. Budda: “Main Aaj Bhi Sex Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minute, 15 Second Lagata Hoon” Doctor Hairaan Ho Kar Bola: “Kaise ?” Budda Bola: “40 Minute Khada Karne Mein, 15 Second Dhakka Marne Ko Aur 1 Ghanta Sex Ke Baad Hosh Main Aane Ko“

What Is The Difference Between U, A, X & XXX Films: U: Hero Gets The Heroine. A: Villain Gets The Heroine. X: All Actors Get The Heroine. Xxx: Entire Unit Gets The Heroine.

Ek Gaav (Village) Ki Aurat Murgi Kharedane Bazar Gayi. Aurat Dukandar Se Boli: “Bhaiya Jara Murgiya Dikhana” Dukandar Ne Ek Murgi Dikhayi Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Gand Par Apna Haath Lagaya Aur Boli, Aurat: “Ye Delhi Ki Murgi Hai, Ye Nahi Chahiye Dusari Murgi Dikhawo” Dukandar Bola: “Kyu???” Aurat Boli: “Yeh Murgi Chara (Khana) Toh [...]