Mallika Sherawat Ne Ek Din Station Pe Jana Tha Aur Uski Car Kharab Thhi. To Usne Sadak Pe Jaati Ek Taxi Rukwayi Aur Driver Se Boli. Mallika Sherawat: “Station Chaloge?” Driver: “Ji Haan Chalunga” Mallika Sherawat: “Kya Loge?” Driver Udas Hote Hue: “Garib Banda Hun Ji, Chut To Aap Dogi Nahi, Paise Hi De Dena“

Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Hum Ladko Ke Saath Na-Insaafi Hoti Hai Jab Ladki Pregnent Ho To Usski Saari Friends, Usske Pet Pe Hath Pher Ke Kehti Hai “Congrtultions“, Lekin Koi Bhi Ladko Ka Lund Pakad Kar Nahi Kahti “Well Done – Well Done“. Aakhir Kyu?

Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai. Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?” Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Thha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal [...]

Badi Murgi Aur Choti Murgi Mein Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi Badi Murgi: “Mera Andaa To Rs 3.50 Mein Jaata Hai Tera To Sirf Rs 3.25 Mein” Choti Murgi: “Chal-Chal Rehne De Yaar Chawanni Ke Liye Kaun Apni Gand Fadwaaye“

Kabrastan Mein Ek Aadmi Ki Laash Aayi Usse Dafnane Lage Toh Kabrastan Wale Ne Usski Patni Ko Bola. Kabrastan Wala: “Mam, Aapke Pati Ka Lund Khade Hone Ke Karan Kabar Bandh Nahi Ho Rahi” Patni Gusse Se: “Kaat Ke Uski Gand Mein Daal Do, Bas Pure Shehar Mein Bas Ek Yahi Gand Bachi Hai Jo [...]

South Indians Just Discoverd Kolaveri Di… . . But . . . . . . North Indians Discovered Maa Di , Bhen Di Years Ago…

Ladka Ladki Ko Kehta Hai. Ladka: “Munna Yahi Se Bahar Aata Hai Na?” Ladki Muskurate Huwe: “Haan Lekin Tum Jhanko Mat, Nazar Nahi Aayega, Bahut Chota Suraakh Hai…” Ladka: “Yaar Fir Bhi Ek Baar Dekhne To De Na” Ladke Ne Surakh Mein Se Jhanka Par Kuch Najar Nahi Aya. Thodi Der Baad…. School Ki Bell [...]

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab, Ek Din Sapne Mein Mar Gaye Aur Bhoot Ban Gaye. Agle Din Uthe Aur Sapne Ko Yad Karke Sher Likh Dala ———— Woh Aye Hamari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Moot Ke, Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Unki Chut Ke, Bohut Hi Sunder Aur Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Chut, Lekin Benchod [...]

Ek Medical Rep Suhaag Raat Ko Biwi Ke Saath Sex Ker Raha Tha. Biwi: “Yeh Tumhara Apna Hi Hai Na?” Medical Rep: “Kya Matlab” Biwi: “Medical Rep Ke Paas Aksar Sample Hi Hote Hai Na“

Ek Baar Ek Baccha Apni Dadi Se Puchhta Hai. Baccha: “Dadi, Mammi Kya Raat Main Murgiyo Ko Dana Khilati Hai Kya?” Dadi: “Nahi To” Baccha: “To Mammi Raat Mein Roj Aah Aah Aaah Aah Kyo Karti Hai“