South Indians Just Discoverd Kolaveri Di… . . But . . . . . . North Indians Discovered Maa Di , Bhen Di Years Ago…

Ladka Ladki Ko Kehta Hai. Ladka: “Munna Yahi Se Bahar Aata Hai Na?” Ladki Muskurate Huwe: “Haan Lekin Tum Jhanko Mat, Nazar Nahi Aayega, Bahut Chota Suraakh Hai…” Ladka: “Yaar Fir Bhi Ek Baar Dekhne To De Na” Ladke Ne Surakh Mein Se Jhanka Par Kuch Najar Nahi Aya. Thodi Der Baad…. School Ki Bell [...]

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab, Ek Din Sapne Mein Mar Gaye Aur Bhoot Ban Gaye. Agle Din Uthe Aur Sapne Ko Yad Karke Sher Likh Dala ———— Woh Aye Hamari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Moot Ke, Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Unki Chut Ke, Bohut Hi Sunder Aur Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Chut, Lekin Benchod [...]

Ek Medical Rep Suhaag Raat Ko Biwi Ke Saath Sex Ker Raha Tha. Biwi: “Yeh Tumhara Apna Hi Hai Na?” Medical Rep: “Kya Matlab” Biwi: “Medical Rep Ke Paas Aksar Sample Hi Hote Hai Na“

Ek Baar Ek Baccha Apni Dadi Se Puchhta Hai. Baccha: “Dadi, Mammi Kya Raat Main Murgiyo Ko Dana Khilati Hai Kya?” Dadi: “Nahi To” Baccha: “To Mammi Raat Mein Roj Aah Aah Aaah Aah Kyo Karti Hai“

Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai Ladka: “Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?” Aunti: “Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai“

Ek Husband Wife Ki Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Ro Pada, Toh Wife Ne Puchha. Wife: “Dear Aap Kyu Ro Rahe Ho?” Husband: “Tumhari Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Aaj Usski Yaad Aa Gayi, Jo SMS Pad Raha Hai“

Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya. Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai” Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku“

The Vagina Is The World’s Best Rehabilatation / Correction Center. Even The Most Violent And Aggressive Penis Comes Out Humbled, Head Bowed And Reduced In Size.

A Boy Touched His Girlfriend Boobs And Said. Boyfriend: “You Are So Hot Baby” Girlfriend: “Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai“