Ek Aadmi Santa Ki Bakery Par Jakar Bola Aadmi: “Bhai Ji, Paav Hai Kya?” Santa Gusse Se: “Oye Bhosdi Ke Toh Kya Main Apne Lund Pe Khada Hoon?“

Suhagrat Pe Pati Biwi Par Chada To Biwi Hansi, Fir Hansi…. Dobara Hansi Aur Zor Zor Se Hasne Lagi Pati Hairan Hoke Gusse Se Bola: “Abe Sali Tujhe Kya Hua, Hass Kyu Rahi Hai?” Biwi Hanste Hue: “Hehehe Vo Pankhe Ke Beech Jo Gol Chakri Hai Na Uss Mein Aapki Gaand Dikh Rahi Hai“

Ek Bus Mein Sab Seats Pe Mard Baithe Thhe Aur Ek Ladki Khadi Thi. Kaafi Der Baad Wo Boli: “Kaisa Zamaana Aa Gaya Hai- Chut Khadi Hai, Aur Lund Baithe Hain“

Lalu Saw A Donkey And Cat At Sonia’s House To Impress Sonia He Talk To Her In English. Lalu: “Madam, Your Ass Is Pretty But Your Pussy Is Simply Mind Blowing“

Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya Santa Usko Dekh Kar Samhane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: “Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai” Pappu: “Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai Toh Mere Pass CD Hai“

Ek Seth Apne Karjdaar Ke Pass Hisaab Ke Liye Gaya. Karjdaar: “Mere Pass Paise Nahi Hai” Seth: “Mujhe Nahi Malum, Agar Aaj Tumne Mere Paise Nahi Diye Toh Mein Tumhari Gand Maar Lunga” Karjdaar: “Theek Hai Seth Ji Aap Gand Hi Maar Lo” Jaise Hi Seth Ne Karjdaar Ki Pant Utari Uski Kali Gand Dekh [...]

Do You Know? There Are Three Kinds Of Men. 1st The Asians: “They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most” 2nd The Americans: “They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most” 3rd The Indian: “They Have One Wife & Four Girlfriends But They [...]

Pati Office Se Ek Phone Lagata Hai Aur Bolta Hai Pati: “Socha Call Ker Loo Tum Mujhe Miss Ker Rahi Hogi?” Patni: “15 Minute Pehle Jo Ladai Hui Thi Woh Kya Thha?” Pati: “Ohhh Madharchod ,Chinese Phone Phir Ghar Ka Number Lag Gaya“

Sir Hindi Ka Period Lene Ke Liye Class Mein Jate Hai. Sir To Student: “Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao” Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola Ladka: “Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut” Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak [...]

Dad Slips And Falls Badly In Bathroom And Fractures His Leg. Shocked Son Visits The Hospital And Asks: “What Happened Dad?” Dad: “Haram Khor Muth Marne Ke Baad Pani Dalna Seekh“