An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy Consultant: “What Is Your Name?” Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir” Consultant: “Sex?” Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week” Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?” Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels” Consultant: “Holy Cow” Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too” Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?” [...]

Dosto Aap Sab Log Kayi Bar Complaints Karte Ho Ki Is Site Pe Kuch Jokes Jokes Nahi Hote Hai. Khas Kar Baba Saxidas Ji Ke, To Friends Mein Kahna Chahunga Ki Yes You Are Right But, Kuch Baatein Aur Cheeze Aisi Hai Jo Main Chahta Hun Ki Aap Logo Ke Sath Share Karu Baba Saxidas [...]

Why Do Girls Attend Classes Regularly? . . Because….. . . Missing Of Periods Are Sign Of Pregnancy….

Girl To A Tattoo Artist Confirming A Tattoo Charges. Girl: “How Much Do You Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee?” Tattoo Artist: “Rs.100/- For Tiger, Rabbit And Lion, But Giraffe Is Free“

Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Aur Kahaan Lagti Hai ??? ? Socho – Socho…. ? Kheit Mein Lagati Hai  “Dirty Mind” ? Hamesha Apne Gand Ke Bare Mein Hi Soch Te Ho.

Nehru Ji Was Fucking Victoria, On Climax, Nehru Droped Semen On Bed. Victoria: “Ander Kyu Nahi Nikala?” Nehru: “Gandhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mana Kiya Hai“

Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A PC ??? PC Wont Laugh At 3-Inch Floppy Disk…

Akbar Ne Apni Raj Sabha Mein Birbal Se Pucha. Akbar Ne Birbal Se Puchha: “Meri Munchh Pe Kitne Baal (Hairs) Hai?” Birbal Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “12450 Baal Hai” Akbar: “Dekh Lo Birbal, Agar Ek Baal Bhi Jyada Ya Kam Hua Toh? Teri Kher Nahi” Birbal: “Jahapnah, Agar Baal Jyada Ho To Samaj Lena Ki [...]

Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli. Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye” Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?” Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai“

Batao Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Hai To Tumhari Lekin Hamesha Doosre Lete Hain? . . . Oye Tera Naam Yaar! . . . Tu Gaand Samjha Tha Na Chal Koi Baat Nahi Tera Jwaab Bhi Ek Tarha Se Theek Hi Hai.