Hindi Non Veg Masala Jokes & Dirty Humor.

Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Posted on 19 Dec 2011
Ek Callgirl Se Kisi Ne Pucha: “Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?” Callgirl Ne Jo Jawab Diya Vo Mujhe Wajib Laga, Vo Boli Sahi Jagah Par Galat Aadmi

Waste Thing Attached To Your P3nis?

Posted on 18 Dec 2011
What Is The Waste Thing Attached To Your Penis? Think Take Your Time Haha Its You.

Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?

Posted on 18 Dec 2011
Santa Idli Bana Ker Apni Patni Ko Deta Hai Toh Patni Kehti Hai. Patni: “Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?” Santa Usko Kuch Dikhate Hue: “Mere Pass Idli Banane Wala Kabda Hai” Patni Gusse Se: “Oye Sale Kameene, Ye Meri Bra Hai Wapis Kar“

Malika Ese Vese Scenes Mein Kaam Nahi Karti

Posted on 18 Dec 2011
Film Director Malika Sherawat Ko Suhagraat Ke Scene Ke Bare Mein Samjhata Hai. Film Director: “Suhagraat Ka Scene Hai Aap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi?” Mallika: “Huh, Glass Se Hi Pilana Thha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete… Mujhe Kyun Liya“

Vese Vo Kar Kya Rahe Thhe?

Posted on 17 Dec 2011
Kuch Aurte Bazar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi To Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Ek Kutti Ko Buri Tarha Se Chod Raha Thha. 1st Doctors Wife: “Wow,They Are Enjoying Life” 2nd Lawyers Wife: “No, Its Rape” 3rd Salesmans Wife: “Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai“

Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Example

Posted on 17 Dec 2011
Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Hindi Ka Muhavra Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Pappu Beta Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Koi Example Do” Pappu: “Madam, Yeh To Wahi Baat Ho Gayi Ke Hum Bhalu Ko Apni Jhantein Dikhaye“

How Much You Save?

Posted on 17 Dec 2011
Sindhi To Prostitute: “How Much For A Hand Job?” Lady: “Rs 500/- Do You Want One?” Sindhi: “No… No, I Was Curious To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self“

Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki

Posted on 16 Dec 2011
Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Ki Undrwear Dekh Ke Boli. Girl Gusse Se: “Tum Local Use Karte Ho Branded Nahi” Ladka Bhi Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Bhakt Thha, Jatt Se Bola Ladka: “Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki Puch Lo Gyan, Mol Karo Talwar Ki Fati Rehne Do Myan“

Samsya Ya Invitation?

Posted on 16 Dec 2011
Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi. Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai” Swami Ji: “Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?“

Harami Log Ese Hote Hai

Posted on 16 Dec 2011
Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya. Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: “Baitho Damad Ji” Damad: “Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi” Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli Saas: “Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main [...]