Hindi Non Veg Masala Jokes & Dirty Humor.

Ladka Chahiye Ya Ladki

Posted on 02 Feb 2012
Pati-Patni Suhagraat Manane Apne Kamre Mein Jate Hai. Jate Hi Pati Sex Ke Liye Shuru Ho Jata Hai, Pati Sex Karte Hue Bola, Pati: “Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki” Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Ja Rahi Hai Pehle Jo Dala Hai Vo To Nikal“

Figure Zero Crazyness

Posted on 02 Feb 2012
One Girl Was So Crazy For “Figure Zero”, She Did Excessive Dieting & Got So Deadly Thin, That She Had To Tattooed On Her Breast, ? ? ? ? ? “In Case Of Sex, This Side Is Front“

LIC Ki Policy Ka Fyada Ya Nuksan

Posted on 02 Feb 2012
Ek Lic Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Piche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya. Agent: “Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua To Aap Ke Bachho Ko Paise Milenge” Santa: “Agar Bachhe Naa Ho [...]

Secretary Se Ishq, Santa Ka

Posted on 01 Feb 2012
Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Uske Office Se Ho Kar Aati Hai Aur Uss Raat Santa Se Ladayi Karte Hue Puchti Hai. Biwi: “Tumhari Secretary Ne Sab Ke Samne Kaha Hai Ki Tumhara Lund Chhota Hai, Is Baat Ki Safai Do?” Santa Soch Ke: “Juth Boli Sali Wo, Sach To Yeh Hai Ki Us Kamini [...]

Ladki Ke Boobs Ka Deewana

Posted on 01 Feb 2012
Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha. Ladki: “Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?” Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: “Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…” Ladki Ye Sun [...]

Soch Samajh Kar Bolo

Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai. Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

Why Do You Stand In The Balcony?

Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Wife: “Whenever I Sing A Classical Song, Why Do You Stand In The Balcony?” Husband: “To Ensure That Our Neighbours Don’t Think That I Am Fucking You Forcefully“

Bechara Tote Ka Dukhda

Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai. Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“

Abe Maa Ko To Baksh De

Posted on 30 Jan 2012
Pati-Patni Sex Kar Rahe The Ke Achanak Door Bell Baji. Pati Bola: “Is Time Koun Kamina Aa Gaya?” Ek Dum Se Bete Ki Nind Bhi Khul Gayi Beta Uthha Aur Bola. Beta: “Papa, Tum Meri Maa Chodo, Main Bell Bajane Wale Ki Maa Chod Kar Aata Hoon“

A Fact About Mahabharat

Posted on 30 Jan 2012
Fastest 100 In The World: Azhar: 64 Balls Sehwag: 60 Balls Ijaz: 59 Balls Jaysuriya: 48 Balls Afridi: 37 Balls And Dhritrashtra: With 2 Balls.