Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo

Picture Hall Mein Film Chal Rahi Thi Achanak Ek Aurat Ka Bacha Rone Laga

To Peeche Se Aawaz Aayi: “Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo

Yeh Sun Ker Aurat Ka Pati Gusse Se Bola: “Koun Hey Oye Dum Hai Toh Samne Aake Bol


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Beti Wo Ladka Thik Nahi Hai

Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai

Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega

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Sardar Ji Aur Madam

Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai

Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na. Fir De Dungi

Underwear Ki Garranty

Ek Aadmi Garments Ki Dukaan Par Jata Hai Aur Underwear Maangta Hai

Shopkeeper Use Underwear Dikhata Hai

Aadmi: “Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai?

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Pathaan Aur Uski Tang Biwi Ke Haal

Ek Pathan Ke Ghar Uski Shadi Ke Kuch Dino Ke Baad Uski Biwi Ke Muh Se Suna Gaya Dialog

Pathan Sahab Maine Apse Shaadi Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bachhe Ho,

Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Savere Tatti Khull Kar Aaye.”

Ladai Or Chudai

Ladai Or Chudai Mein Sab Kuch Jaayaz Hai.

20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi

Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.

Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno

Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.

Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai

Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai

80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Aise Sher Thodi Na Mar Jaate Hain

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Doctor Aur Marij Ke Loose Motions

Ek Aadmi Ko Dast Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai

Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?

Aadmi Jawab Deta Hai:

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Hello Is It 22171314?

Ek Bar Ek Ladka Phone Milata Hai Aur Phone Uthaye Jane Par Number Confirm Karta Hai

  • Boy: “Hello Is It 22171314?
  • Girl: “Sorry, Zara Hindi Mein Bolo
  • Boy: “Do Do Ne Ek Sath Choda?

Girl: “Sorry Wrong Number Ye Teen Teen Ek Sath Do Bar Choda Hai.

Lun.D Aur Police

Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro

Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai