Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo
Picture Hall Mein Film Chal Rahi Thi Achanak Ek Aurat Ka Bacha Rone Laga
To Peeche Se Aawaz Aayi: “Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo”
Yeh Sun Ker Aurat Ka Pati Gusse Se Bola: “Koun Hey Oye Dum Hai Toh Samne Aake Bol”
Beti Wo Ladka Thik Nahi Hai
Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”
Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega
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Sardar Ji Aur Madam
Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai
Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na. Fir De Dungi“
Underwear Ki Garranty
Ek Aadmi Garments Ki Dukaan Par Jata Hai Aur Underwear Maangta Hai
Shopkeeper Use Underwear Dikhata Hai
Aadmi: “Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai?”
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Pathaan Aur Uski Tang Biwi Ke Haal
Ek Pathan Ke Ghar Uski Shadi Ke Kuch Dino Ke Baad Uski Biwi Ke Muh Se Suna Gaya Dialog
“Pathan Sahab Maine Apse Shaadi Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bachhe Ho,
Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Savere Tatti Khull Kar Aaye.”
Ladai Or Chudai
Ladai Or Chudai Mein Sab Kuch Jaayaz Hai.
20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi
Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”
Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno
Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.
Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai
Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai
80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Aise Sher Thodi Na Mar Jaate Hain”
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Doctor Aur Marij Ke Loose Motions
Ek Aadmi Ko Dast Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai
Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”
Aadmi Jawab Deta Hai:
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Hello Is It 22171314?
Ek Bar Ek Ladka Phone Milata Hai Aur Phone Uthaye Jane Par Number Confirm Karta Hai
- Boy: “Hello Is It 22171314?“
- Girl: “Sorry, Zara Hindi Mein Bolo“
- Boy: “Do Do Ne Ek Sath Choda?“
Girl: “Sorry Wrong Number Ye Teen Teen Ek Sath Do Bar Choda Hai.“
Lun.D Aur Police
Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro
Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai