Friendship Adult Version:

• Friendship Isn’t About I Am Sorry, Its About Ma Chuda.
• Its Not About Where Are You? its About Kaha Gaand Mara Raha Hai.
• Its Not About I Forgive You, Its About Muh Mai Lele.
• Its Not About No, Its About Ghanta.
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What Is The Difference Between Man And Mobiles.

Mobile – Signal Gets Strengthen When It Finds A Tower.

Man – Tower Gets Strengthen When Its Find A Signal.

Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Mein Ja Rahe The To Unko Junglee Logon Ne Pakad Liya

Pakad Ke Vo Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.

Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha: “Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi Fal (Fruit) Leke Aao”

Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya. Sardar Ne Use Kaha: “Isko Apni Gaand Mein Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaj Nikali To Maare Jaoge.”

Usne Jaisi Hi Apple Gaand Mein Gusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gayi Aur Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya

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Sex At Different Stages Of Age

At 8 Ignore It,
At 18 Feel It
At 28 Explore It
At 38 Enjoy It
At 48 Pay 4 It,

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Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”

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Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.”

Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”

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3 Good Manners Of Male Penis:

1. Courteous - It Stands Before Performing.
2. Emotional - It Cries During The Performance.
3. Polite - It Bows Down After The Performance.

Q. What Is The Dumbest Part On A Man’s Body?

A. The Penis. It Has A Head With No Brain, It Hangs Out With Two Nuts And It Lives Around The Corner From An Asshole!

Men Are Like……..Bank Accounts

They’re Only Useful When They Are Loaded.

Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha

Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai”

Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa”

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Friends,

I am in hospital from last week. My finger got Infected and had an operation. Doctor told me to rest for five days.

So there will be some delay in jokes. I will start sending  jokes ASAP.

So pray for the best.

Thanks everybody

Ladki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai
“Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye”

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Ladkiyo Ki Top 6 Readymade Lines

1. Aage Se Ye Kabhi Nahi Hoga
2. Main Single Hoon
3. Vo Sirf Mera Friend Hai
4. I Like You
5. Main Tumhe Khona Nahi Chahti
6. Main Sach Bol Rahi Hun Yaar

Theater Mein Naari Pradhan Film Chal Rahi Thhi

Ek Ladki Josh Mein Khadi Ho Kar Boli

“Aaj Naari Khadi Ho Jaaye To Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?”

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Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence”

Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“