A Man To Cardiologist Angrily: “How Dare You Tell My Wife That She Has A Cute Vagina” Doctor Replied: “Stupid, I Told Her That She Has Acute Angina.“

Madam Ki Nayi Important Panties Ghar Mein Ghum Ho Gayi. Usne Apne Har Wale Se Pucha: “Tumne Kahin Dekhi Hai?” Husband Ne Kaam Wali Se Pucha: “Tere Pass To Na

Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya Sawap = Dream Kaccha = Underwear

Ladki Ladki Se: “Bina Guthli Wala Aam Kahan Milta Hai?” Ladki: “Arey Esa Bhi Koi Aam Hota Hai? Mujhe Nahi Pata Kahan Milega”

The First One Said: “My Hands Shake So Bad That Today I Shaved And I Cut My Face!” Second Old Man. “My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yeste

Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi, Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi, Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Pae

I Come In Many Sizes, When I’m Not Well, I Drip, When You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?

Barrish Aaye Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho, Dhoop Niklay Aur Sarso Pilli Na Ho, To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay,

I Go In Hard, I Come Out Soft, You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?

A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You’re Bored. The Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?