Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar, Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar; Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko, Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapke Boobs Dekh Kar!

6 Years Ke Bache Ne 4 Years Ke Bache Ko Bola “Oye Tujhe Pata Hai Mujhe Aaj Balcony Mein Condom Mila”

Girl 2 Boy.. Hamein To Apno Ne Loota Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha, Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,

Luck And Fuck Are Directly Proportional To Each Other, When Luck In Your Favors, You Can Fuck Whole World, But When It Doesn’t, Whole World Will Fuck You !!!

Pakistan Mein Bache Ki Khatney Ke Waqt Naayi Ko Mashwara Diya Jaa Raha Thha Chachi: “Iske Chacha Jaisa Nokdar Banana.” Mami: “Iske Mama Jaisi Gol Topi HoR

Kabira Khada Bazar Me , Dekh Oont (Camel) Ko Roye Itni Unchi Gand Ko Maar Sake Na Koi.

Burning Of Calories In Sex Lying: “90 Cal” Standing: “492 Cal” Dogy: “326 Cal” 2nd Round: “824 Cal”

Symbols Of Love Nipple: “Peak Of Love” Boobs: “Shape Of Love”

Ek Din Musharraf Ko Manmohan Singh Ka Phone Aata Hai Manmohan Singh To Musharaf: “Tere Paas Sariya Hai?” Musharaf: “Haan Hai” Manmohan: “To Gaand

Mehboob Mere Mehboob Mere, Teri Masti Main Mujhe Jeene De. Bahut Doodh Hai Tere Sennay Mein, Mujhe Daba Daba Ke Peene De.