Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai” Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: 

Eyes Operation Ke Baad Doctor Ki Fees Bachane Ke Chakar Mein Sardar Ji Bole “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Dikh Nahi Raha” Doctor: “Sardarji Apni Aankhien Band Kar

Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena” Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?”

Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye” Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahu

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