Ek Gandu Thha Wo SMS Padh Raha Tha

Use Pata Bhi Tha Ke Sender Usko Gandu Kah Raha Thha

Wo Fir Bhi SMS Padh Raha Tha

Kya Karta?

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“Accidents Take A Minute But The Suffering Could Be Life Time“.

Please Wear Helmet & Condom On Your Appropriate Heads During “Respective Rides“

Pakistan Mein Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Maa: “Dr. Saab Iska Khatna (Circumcision) Kar Do”

Dr: “200, Rs Lagenge”

Maa: “Itne Se Kaam Ki Itni Jyada Fees”

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Shahzada Saleem: “Humare Ammi Or Abba Huzoor Hume Se Itni Mohabbat Karte Thhe Ki Saari Saari Raat Wo Dono Hume Sulane Ke Liye Khud Jaaga Karte Thhe”

Vazeer: “Janab, Aapki Isi Kameenepan Ki Vajah Se Aap Iklotey Rah Gaye“

Prostitution is the Only Industry

Where Freshers are paid More than the Experienced.

Ek Professor Ne Raat Ko Novel Padte Hue Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dala

Biwi Sharmate Hue Boli: “Utaaru Kya?”

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Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: “Jiju Meri Faraq Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai”

Jija Ne Jhuk Ke Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: “Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo”

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Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka
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Fooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti,

Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti

Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost,

Kyunki Bra Pehnane Wali Ladki Bachhi Nahi Hoti

Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai

Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai

Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”

Santa: “Jitni Aapki Hai”

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Ladka Ladki Se Bolta Hai: “Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo, Mera Bahut Lamba Hai”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya?”

Ladka: “Anubhav”

Ladki: “Oh Thik Hai Main Tyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai”

Ladka: “Kya?”

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Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai

Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai

Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai

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Darwaza Khola To Kundi Hath Mein Aa Gayi

Suitcase Uthane Laga To Handle Haath Mein Aa Gaya

Nal (Tap) Khola To Toonti Hath Mein Aa Gayi

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12th Ki Ladki Apni Aunti Se Puchhti Hai: “Aunty, Aapke Time Mein 10-10 Bachhe Kyu Paida Hote Thhe?”

Aunty: “Beti Hamare Zamane Mein Moonh (Mouth) Mein Lene Ka Riwaz (Tradition) Nahi Thha“

Ladki Apni Maa Se: “Maa , Saath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ladke Ko Dekh Kar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jaati Hai”

Maa: “Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameez Pehan Ke Dekh, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi“