A Woman Takes A Lover Home During The Day, While Her Husband Is At Work. She Don’t Know That Her 9 Year Old Son Was Hiding In The Closet. Her Husband Comes Home Unexpectedly, So She Puts The Lover In The Closet With The Little Boy. The Little Boy Says: “Dark In Here” The Man [...]

Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Ne Apne Ek Friend Ki Tariff Mein Ek Sher Arz Kiya. Na To Himmat Aap Mein Hai, Aur Na Hi Aapki Haddi Mein, Na To Himmat Aap Mein Hai, Aur Na Hi Aapki Haddi Mein, Himmat To Usme Hai Jo Bina Haddi Ke Aapki Chaddi Mein.

Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke. Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke. Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo, Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

Teacher Ne Sex Education Ki Class Mein Ladkiyo Se Pucha. Teacher: “Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki Condom Ki Full Form Kya Hai” Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, C’ontrol O’n N’atural D’rops O’f M’an – Is Called Condom” Bechari Teacher Chinki Ka Muh Dehti Rah Gayi

Choot Bahut Hi Mahaan Hai, Iska Andaja Is Bat Se Lagya Ja Sakta Hai Ki Hum Isko Kayi Naamo Se Pukar Sakte Hai, Jaisi Pussy, Yoni, Fuddi, Bhonsdi Aur Khas Kar Teri Maa Ki …… Ke Bad Kuch Bhi Lagao Uska Arath Sirf Choot Se Hi Hota Hai. Yun To Kisi Bhi Keemat Par Choot [...]

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apne Ek Friend Ke Kafi Time Se Chalte Ishq Ko Dekh Us Se Pucha Unn Ki Aankho Mein Bhi Kabhi Tumne Gor Se Dekha Hai Kya “Sameer” Ya Sirf Sari Zindagi Mammo (Boobs) Ki Paimaish Karne Mein Hi Nikal Di.

Koi Bhi Kunwari Ladki Savecha Se Apni Choot Nahi Deti, Usko Majbur Kar Diya Jata Hai, Chahe Pyar Ka Natak Karke Karo Ya Usko Koi Aur Lalach Dekar. Aurto Ke Liye Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Mahan Naara, Tum Mujhe Choot Do Main Tumhe Bacha Dunga, Par Hairani Is Bat Ki Hai India Ki Aurte [...]

Aaye Thhe Wo Itni Der Se Ki Mera Dil Jala Diya, Pehle Kiwad Band Kiya Fir Deepak Ko Bujha Diya, Pehle Khel Khelne Lage Mera Seena Tatolkar, Fir Khel Khelne Lage Apna Underwear Kholkar, Ek Jang Si Aisi Chid Gayi Mere Palang Par, Gole Wali Top Rakh Di Usne Meri Surang Par Yeh Tha Sirf [...]

Pappu Class Mein Aayi Nayi Ek Ladki Se Puchta Hai. Pappu: “Aye Tune Aaj Panty Nahi Pahni Na?” Ladki Gusse Se Par Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye Tujhe Kaisi Pata?” Pappu: “Kyunki Tere Shoes Par Dandruff Lagi Dikh Rahi Hai“

Baba Sexydas Ji Ka Ek Mahan Parvachan Mano Ya Na Mano, Par Ye Jeevan Ka Ek Kadva Sach Hai. Admi Ka Sabse Jyada Paisa Uski Girlfrnd Ya Biwi Ke Kapdo Par Kharch Hota Hai, Aur Aadmi Sabse Jyada Enjoy Bhi Unhi Kapdo Ko Utar Kar Karta Hai.