Dosto Aaj Independence Day Hai Aur Main Jayda Kuch Nahi Kahunga Sirf Itna Hi Ki, Happy Independence Day. Azad Hoke Bhi Hum Ghulam Hai, Balki Shayad Pahle Se Jyada Ghulam Hai. ——————- Patni Ka Bahut Mood Bana Ki Sex Karu, Pati Ke Age Nangi Ho Gayi Aur Usko Chedne Lagi. Par Pati Ka Lund Khada [...]

Baba Saxidas Ki Book Mein Se Liye Gaye Kuch Aur Mahan Vichar Jab Tak Choot Ko Sab Tarha Se Mar Lene Ka Sukh Na Mile To Choot Ka Koi Arath Nahi Hai, Vo Sirf Ek Muth Marne Ke Brabar Hai. Hinsak Tarike Se Paayi Gayi Choot Se Hinsak Aulad Hi Paida Hogi, Jo Ki Duniya [...]

What’s The Difference Between A Lollipop And A Penis? If You Lick A Lollipop, It Becomes Smaller. But If You Lick A Penis It Becomes Bigger!

Pathan Aur Uska 12 Saal Ka Beta Nehar Mein Naha Rahe Thhe. Achanak Bete Ka Paanv Slip Hua Aur Vo Dubney Laga, Usne Fatafatt Baap Ki Lulli Ko Pakad Liya. Pathan Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Tairna Sikh, Apni Maa Ke Sath Hota To Aaj Doob Hi Jaata.“

Usta Chodumal Kkhan Sab Ka Ek Bada Hi Khas Dost Usa Se Aa Raha Tha. Uske Ane Ki Khushi Par Chodumal Khan Ji Ne Ek Sher Arz Kiya. Kamra Phulo Ki Khusbhu Se Mahka Rakha Hai, Har Desh Ki Mast Si Randi Ko Bula Rakha Hai, Na Jane Kiski Choot Pasand Aa Jaye Mere Yaar [...]

College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Dekha Aur Bola. Ladka: “Janeman Aajkal To Fuddi (Choot) Ki Badi Demand Ho Gayi Hai” Chinki: “Beta Ye Aur Bhi Jyada Hoti, Agar Tum Ladke Gaand Marwana Shuru Na Karte“

Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked. Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?” Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola. Pati: “Janu Aaj Bada Maja Aya Aur Main Bahut Khush Hun.” Patni: “Achha Ji, Kyu?” Pati: “Tum To Virgin Nikli, Apni Choot Ko Aaj Tak Badi Hifazat Se Bacha Ke Rakha Hai Tumne” Patni Sharmati [...]

Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye” Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nahi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi padd Rahi Thi. Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya. Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli. Patni: “Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai” [...]