Nurse Ne Pareshan Hote Hue Doctor Ko Bola. Nurse: “Sir, Mene 14 Number Wale Patient Ka 4 Bar B.P Check Kiya Hai, Har Baar Bhada Hi Mila Hai” Dr. Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“

Dosto, Aaj Aapko Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Kuch Mahan Shabad Aur Baatein Batata Hun, Jisko Pad Kar Shayad Kuch Logo Ko Is Zindagi Ke Bare Mein Aur Choot Lode Ke Bare Mein Samajh Aaye. ———— Jyadatar Log Choot Nahi Paana Chahte, Sift Chod Ke Chhodna Chahte Hai, Kyunki Choot Ke Saath Bachho Ki Jimmedari Aa [...]

Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Goda (Horse) Thha. Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: “Yaar Itna Pyara Goda Kaha Se Liya?” Santa: “Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Aaye Hai Aur Tapasya Kar Rahe Hai, Jo Maango De Dete Hai” Banta: [...]

3 Pathan Logo Ne Khoob Jamkar Daru Pee, Aur Ghar Jane Ke Liye Ek Taxi Rukwayi. Taxi Wali Ne Socha Salo Ne Pee Rakhi Hai, Inka Chutiya Bana Deta Hun. Usne Gadi Start Ki Aur Vahi Khade Khade 1 Minute Bad Gadi Band Kar Di, Aur Bola. Taxiwala: “Lo Janab, Hum Pahunch Gaye” Pahle Pathan [...]

Aaj Kal Ki Mahngayi Ke Daur Par Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Sher Arz Kiya Hai Hum To Tailor Ke Pas Silwane Jaya Karte Thhe Apni, Par Aaj To Tailor Ne Hamari Hi Phaad Ke Rakh Di.

Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Apne Mom-Dad Ko Sex Karte Dekh Liya. Dad Ne Socha Ye Bacha Hai Isko Bahla Deta Hun, Bola. Dad: “Hum Tere Liye Ek Chota Bhai Bana Rahe Hai” Bachha: “To Fir Sex Doggy Style Mein Kare, Mujhe Bhai Ki Jagha Ek Pilla Chahiye“

Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha. Doctor: “Arrey Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?” Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue” Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?” Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur [...]

Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli. Ladki: “Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya” Maa Hairan Hote Hue: “Achhha, Lekin Kyu?” Ladki: “Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi” Maa: “Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo To Chadega Hi Na“

Shahar Mein Ek Bada Hi Sayana Doctor Thha, Har Tarha Ki Beemari Ka Ilaj Kar Leta Hai. Ek Din Uske Pas Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Si Ladki Apna Checkup Karvane Gayi. Doctor Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Gayi. Doctor Ne Usko Bola Ki Full Checkup Karna Hai Pure Kapde Utaro. Fir Doctor Ne [...]

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha. Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.” Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai” Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola. Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur [...]