Hindi Non Veg Masala Jokes & Dirty Humor.

Naam To Vakiye Hi Bada Pyara Hai

Posted on 03 Aug 2011
Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha. Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena. Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha. Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

How Was My Shots?

Posted on 02 Aug 2011
Dhoni Ne First Night Ke Baad Apni Wife Se Puchha Dhoni: “How Was My Shots?” Wife: “Bade Zabardast Shots Thhe Ji, Par Fir Bhi Aap Opening Batman Nahi Ho Ji“

Aaj Mausam Bada Be-Imaan Hai

Posted on 02 Aug 2011
Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Park Mein Betha Tha. Asman Ki Taraf Dekhkar Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Ladka: “Janu Aaj Mausam Kitna Bhadiya Hai Na, Tumhe Koi Feelings Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?” Ladki: “Haan Ho Rahi Hai” Ladka: “Kya?” Ladki: “Yahi Ki Main Aaj Phir Chudne Wali Hun“

Mast Jokes Mails Aur SMS Par Kaisi Receive Kare?

Posted on 01 Aug 2011
Hello Friends, Aap Logo Ki Mails Aur Comments Padd Ke Dil Bag Bag Ho Gaya, Aap Sab Logo Ne Jamm Ke Tarif Ki Nayi Site Ki. Sabne Mujhe Itni  Badhaiya Di, Shayad Mein School Collage Top Karta Tab Bhi Nahi Milti. Par Bahut Se Logo Ne Mujh Se Pucha Ki Kya Unko Veg Jokes Bhi [...]

Santa Aur Chowmein Ka Sawad

Posted on 01 Aug 2011
Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha. Santa: “Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi Hai Tujhe Dikhta Nahi Kya?” Biwi Gusse Mein Aake: “Chupchap Kha Le Madharchod, Raat Ko Puri Jhaantein Chowmein Samajh Ke Khane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Din Mein 1 Baal Ke Liye Nakhre Karta Hai“

Aaj Ki Naukraniya, Tauba Bhai Tauba

Posted on 01 Aug 2011
Ek Bacha Apne Ghar Par Kam Karne Wali Naukrani Se Bola. Bachha: “Tum Papa Ki Nunni Ko Muh Mein Leke Kya Kar Rahi Thhi?” Naukrani Bhi Chalu Thhi Vo Samajh Gayi Bachha Maa Ko Na Bata De, Usko Bahlane Ke Liye Boli. Naukrani: “Beta, Tumko To Pata Hai Main Kamwali Hun Saf Safayi Karti Hu, [...]

Veg Site Launched, MastJokes.com

Posted on 31 Jul 2011
Dosto, Jaisa Ki Aapne Dekha Hoga Ki Kuch Time Se Non Veg Jokes Kam Aa Rahe Hai Aur Aaj Ek Bhi Joke Nahi Aya. Iski Ek Khas Vajah Thi, Aur Vo Vajah Thhi Hamari Ek Nayi Veg Joke Ki Site. Main Bahut Time Se Aap Logo Ko Non Veg Jokes Suna Raha Hun, Par Ye [...]

Sayane Pati Ki Sayani Soch

Posted on 30 Jul 2011
Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Pe Usne Apni Patni Ki Gand Mari Aur Chut Ko Hath Bhi Nahi Lagaya. Agle Din Phir Esa Kiya, Aur Ese Hi Lagatar Hafta Bhar Esa Karta Aur So Jata.

Girdhar Barse Angan Main NVG Version

Posted on 29 Jul 2011
Teacher Ne Pappu Ko “Girdhar Barse Angan Main” Mein Kavita Likhne Ko Kaha Pappu Ne Likha Masti Bhri Ek Madam Aayi Josh Bhare Is Yauvan Mein, Saanjh Dhale Jab Piya Mile To Khaat Bichhi Fir Angan Mein , Hoth Chusaye, Chuchi Dabayee, Land Ghusa Fir Jaanghan Mein, Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Chillayi Jab “Girdhar Barse [...]

India Gareeb Nahi Hai

Posted on 29 Jul 2011
Ek Bar Flight Mein Santa Ki Bahas Ek American Se Ho Gayi. American: “Tumhra Desh To Bada Gareeb Hai” Santa Ko Ye Sun Ke Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Bola Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tum Angrej Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Karte Ho Na, Us Se Jyada To Hum Har Shanivar Ko Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hai“