Dua Karne Se Suna Hai Bagwan Bhi Maan Jaata Hai, Isliye Hume Dua Karte Rahna Chahiye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bhi Hua, Akhir Bhagwan Ne Dua Sun Hi Li

Jo Log Apni Girlfriend Ko Chaand Samajhte Hai, Wo Kripya Dhyan Rakhe Ki, Chaand Par Aapse Pehle 17 Log Chad Chuke Hai, Aur Probably Ek Kutta Bhi. So Soch Samajh Kar Bolo

Santa Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha Santa: “Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti” Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya Patni: “

Dear God, Please Give Clothes To All Those Poor Ladies In Daddys Laptop, And Please Provide Houses To People Who Use Mums Room When Dads At Work.

College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Ha

Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Samne Muth Maar Raha Tha. Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Apni Salwar Niche Karke Chut Pe Haath Ferte Hue Boli Biwi: “Haye Ram Samne Washing Machine Padi Hai

Wo 500/- Rupaye Mangti Rahi ….. Hum 250/- Pe Hi Ade Rahe, Wo Naala Baandh Ke Chali Gayi ….. Hum Lund Pakad Ke Khade Rahe, Muth Ke Liye Hi Hum Reh Gaye ….. Ki

Devdas Ne Apna Lund Paro Ko Dikhaya To Paro Boli: “Dola Re Dola” Aur Wahi Lund Jab Chandermukhi Ki Choot Mein Dala To Chandermukhi Boli: “Haye Maar Dala̶

Vese Hai To Ye Ek Joke, Par Agar Aap Log Iske Ander Chupe Message Ko Follow Karo To Aap Bhi Arabpati Ban Hi Sakte Ho, Arab Pati Na Ban Sake To Ek Ache Pati To Jarur Ban Jaoge.

Zindagi Ki Race Mein Hamesha First Ana Ke Liye, Ye Soch Kar Bhago Ki Piche Lund Pada Hai, Tez Nahi Bhagoge To Gand Mein Ghus Jayega. By William Sexfear