Pathan Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai. Pathan: “Kya Humari Jaan Aaj Hum Se Naraz Hai?” Patni Hairani Se: “Nahi To” Pathan: “To Phir Hamari Taraf Apna Muh Kar Ke Kyu Leti Hui Ho“

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab 3 Saal Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche Pade Thhe, Kafi Koshisho Ke Bad B Jab Vo Na Pati To Unhone Ek Dukhi Mann Se Sher Likha. Hum To Tarse Teri Ek Deed Ko, Hum To Tarse Teri Ek Deed Ko, Hamse Achha To Tere Bathroom Ka Lota Hai, Jisne Dekha Hai [...]

Question: “What Is The Difference Between Guilt And  Shame?” Answer: “Its A Guilt To Sleep With Somebody’s Wife But Its A Shame To Miss Such Opportunity.“

Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne Hath Mein Pakad Ke Bolta Hai. Pappu: “Tumhari Soft Ungliyo Ko Dekh Ke Mann Mein Vichar Aata Hai” Girlfriend: “Janu, Kaisa Vichar Aata Hai?” Pappu: “Tumhare Lambe Naakhun Gand Dhote Waqt Gand Mein Lagte Nahi Kya?“

Santa Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hone Ke Baad Santa Suhagraat Ke Din Jate Hi So Gaya, Phir Dusre Din Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Aur Aisa Har Roz Hone Laga Santa Jata Aur So Jata, Santa Ki Biwi Pareshan Ho Kar Santa Ki Maa Ke Paas Jakar Boli Patni: “Apka Beta To Mere Sath Kuch Karta [...]

Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki, Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai, Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere, Bilkul Galat….. Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai? ? ? ? ? ? “Bra Mein Kab Haath Daalu“

Ek Ladka Raand Ko Line Maarte Hue Bola. Ladka: “Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karu…” Raand Gusse Se: “Behan Ke Laude, Chal Darshan Le, Dakshina De, Parsad Le Aur Chalta Ban, Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Line Mein Khade Hain“

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai. Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai” Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“

Ladkiya Agar Gori Na Hoti, Ladkiya Agar Sohni Na Hoti, Ladko Ke Dil Ki Chori Na Hoti, Koi Na Puchta Unke Husn Ko Dekh Kar Agar Unki Tango Ke Bich Mein Mori Na Hoti.

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha. Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?” Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“