Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola:
“Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai”

Shopkeeper: “Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?”

Santa: “Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai“

Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“

Pappu Apni Maa Se: “Maa Mujhe Mera Ek Chota Bhai Chahiye”

Maa: “Beta, Papa Dubai Gaye Hai Wo Aane Ke Baad Hum Sochenge”

Pappu Thoda Soch Kar Bola: “Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De De“

Ek Party Mein Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai “Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?”

Ladki: “Six”

Ladka: “Kyu, Maa Baap Ko Koi Aur Kaam Nahi Thha Kya”

Ladki: “What About You?”

Ladka: “Only One”

Ladki: “Kyu Baap Ki Ga.and Mein Dum Nahi Thha Kya“

Ek Aadmi Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Doctor: “Kya Problem Hai?”

Mariz: “Vaada Karo Ki Aap Hasoge Nahi”

Doctor: “Ok, I Promise”

Mariz Apni Pant Kholkar Lund Dikhata Hai, Jo Tili Jaisa Patla Hota Hai

Doctor: “Haha, Ok Whats The Problem?”

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Daal Mungi Di, Fuddi Goongi Di, Choot Nurse Di, Duniya Taras Di,

Loda Sardar Da, Badka Marda, Chut Bhapan Di, Koi Lod Nai Maapn Di,

Bhosri Jatti Di, Kahi Naal Patti Di, Fudda Sunari Da, Ghar Bimari Da,

Lun Tere Bai Da Le La Jinna Tenu Chhahi Da……….

Do You Like Math

Add A Bed,
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Now We Both Can Multiply Easily.

Why Should Guys Have To Dip There Penis In Horlicks ?
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Duniya Mein Ek Dost Mere Liye Bana Hai

Jise Maine Aapke Roop Mein Paya Hai

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aisi Samayi Hai

Jaisi 36 No. Ke Boobs Ko

Zabardasti 32 No. Ke Brazier Mein Gusaya Hai

Hanuman Chaalisa Aur Condoms Hamesha Apni Pocket Mein Rakho

Kyunki

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