Ladki Aur I-Pill Ki Goli
Ek Ladki Nervous Haalat Mein Doctor Se Boli: “Dr Saab Maine Galti Se I-Pill Kha Li Hai, Kya Karu?”
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Nawab Ji Ki Shayari
Ek Gay Nawab Ne Nahate Hue Sheeshe Mein
Apne Aage Aur Piche Dekha Aur Ek Sher Arz Kiya
“Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai, Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai”
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Different Words After Sex
- Prostitute: “Chal Bheedu, Paisa Nikaal.“
- Girl Friend: “Wow, Aaj Sachhi Bahut Mazza Aaya.“
- Padosan: “Ab Fir Kab Aaoge?“
Saari Pehni Ki Nahi?
Honeymoon Pe Gayi Bahu Ko Saas Ne Phone Karke Puccha,
Saas: “Beti, Maine Jo Saari Tumhe Di Thi, Usse Pehna Ki Nahi?”
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Aapko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata
Patni Raat Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Pati Se Boli: “Aapko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata”
Pati Gusse Se: “Sali, Ye Teen Bachhe Kya Internet Se Download Kiye Hai?”
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Unki Mehfil Se Uthe To, Aitraaj Karne Lage,
Unki Mehfil Se Uthe To, Aitraaj Karne Lage,
Jo Hum Palte To, Kandhe Pe Haath Dharne Lage,
Unhe Kya Maloom Haal Kya Ho Chuka Tha Hamara,
Toilet Ka Rukh Kar Liya Hamne,
Kyunki Pant Se Armaan Ubharne Lage.
Tumhara Password Kya Hai
Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”
Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”
Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi
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Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Si Ghashti
Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti
Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Si Ghashti
Ye Jawaani Aur Sex ,Do Pal Ki Masti
Condom Lagana Dost, Yeh Lulee Nahi Sasti
Najayaz Sambadh
Wife: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka Neha Ke Sath Najayaz Sambadh Hai.”
Husband Hairani Se: “Yeh Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho.”
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Main, Woh Aur Bhagwan Ke Darshan
Wo Kirtan Ka Samay Thha,
Main Dholak Baza Raha Tha,
Uske Haath Pooja Karne Ke Liye Uthe,
Suite Me Se Case Nazar Aane Lage,
Use Bhagwaan Ke Foot Nazar Aa Rahe The,
Aur Mujhe Football Nazar Aa Rahe The,
Mujhe Doodhu Peena Hai
Beta: “Papa Mujhe Doodhu (Milk) Peena Hai.”
Papa: “Apni Mummy Ka Ja Ke Pee Le”
Beta: “Nahin Wo Jutha Hai.”
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Shayari On Pathan
Ret Ki Zaroorat Har Registaan Ko Hoti Hai,
Sitaron Ki Zaroorat Aasman Ko Hoti Hai,
Ap Kabhi Bhool Ke Bhi Peshawar Na Jana
Kyun Ki Ache Londe Ki Zarorat, Mere Yaar
Har Pathan Ko Hoti Hai
Sheikh, Blue Film Aur Movie
Sheikh Ji Ek Din Bazar Se Blue Film Leke Aate Hai
Movie Dekhte Hue Unki Gaand Fatt Gayi Kyunki Movie Mein Chudne Wali Unki Biwi Thhi
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99 Condoms
A Guy Walk Into A Local Pharmacy & Walks Up To The Counter Where Lady Pharmacists Is Filling Perception.
Guy: “I’d Like 99 Condoms Please”
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A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms
According 2 Chinese Docs, A Woman’s Body Has Five Rooms:
- Face – Show Room
- Boobs – Play Room
- Tummy – Store Room
- Vagina – Men’s Room
- Anus – Emergency Room
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