A lady guest approaches the bar in a small Restaurant.

She calls the guy sitting at the bar then she asks him in a very seductive way to come closer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. ‘Are you the owner of this Bar?’ she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.

‘Ehhh. No. Not at all!‘ man replies.

‘Would you please call the owner here?‘ the women asks and gently touches his hair.

‘Oh, I’m very sorry. But this is not possible right now‘ the man sighs.

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One day in future, Jesse Jackson dies from a Heart Attack

He immediately goes to hell and meet the Devil. “I don’t know what to do here,” Devil says. “You are on my list, but I have no room free for you. You definitely have to stay in the hell,  I’ve  few folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.”

Jesse thought that sounded pretty cool, so the devil opened the the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large swimming pool. He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

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