Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Car Mein Ja Rahe The, Ladke Ne Kisi Sunsaan Jagah Par Car Rok Kar Kaha: “Agar Mein Tunhare Sath Munh Kaala Karu To Tum Shor To Nahi Machaogi?” Ladki Bhi Bindas Thhi Boli: “Agar Tum Muh Kala Na Kar Sake To Jarur Shor Machaungi.“

One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle. They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes. 1st Wish Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except Me.”

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Manane Ke Liye Ek Sher Sunaya Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai, Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai, Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga, Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji, Pinki” Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho?” Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“

Malika Sherwat Ne Baba Saxidas Ka Bada Naam Suna Thha To Usne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Unke Darshan Hi Kar Liye Jaye, Koi Gyaan Ki Baat Puch Lungi Ja Pahunchi Baba Ke Pass, Aur Pucha Malikka: “Baba Mein Nahate Waqt Kya Lagaya Karu?” Baba Saxidas Muskurate Hue: “Bachha, Darwaje Ki Kundi“

Ek Doctor Santa Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha. Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga” Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.

80 Saal Ka Pathan Apne Latke Hue Lund Ko Haath Mein Pakad Ke Usse Baatein Kar Raha Thha Tum Hamare Sath Paida Hua, Hamare Sath Bada Hua, Hamare Saath Khela Kooda, Par Benchod, Tu Humse Pahle Kaisi Mar Gaya

Dosto Kya Jamaana Aa Gaya Hai, Hadd Hi Kar Di In Advertisement Walo Ne Idea Walo Ne Ek Bade Se Poster Mein Ek Ladki Khadi Kardi, Aur Sath Mein Likh Diya. Sirf 10 Paise Mein Lage Raho Poori Raat. Dosto Jaago, Esi Advertismenta Ko Dekh Ke Apna Time Barbaad Na Karo Aur Mere Saath Us [...]

Class Mein New Teacher Aayi, Jiske Blouse Pe Phool Laga Hua Thha. Kuch Der Baad Usne Samne Bethe Pappu Se Pucha. Teacher: “Batao Beta, Phool Kya Peete Hai?”