Ek Din Ek Nokrani Ko Ghar Ki Safaai Karte Waqt Condom Mila, Toh Vo Condom Malkin Ko Dikhate Hue Boli.

“Ye Kya Hai Bibi Ji?”

Malkin: “Kyun Tere Gaon Mein Log Sex Nahi Karte Hai Kya?”

Bai: “Karte To Hai Par Itne Zor Zor Se Bhi Nahi Karte Ki Khaal Hi Utar Jaye..”

Ek Bar Ek Chor Pathaan Ke Ghar Par Chori Karta Hua Pakda Gaya.

Pathan Ne Apne Beto Se Kaha: “Iss Chor Ki Gaand Maaro”

Uss Key Beto Ne Bari Bari Se Try Ki Magar Kisi Ka Bhi Lund Andar Nahi Gaya,

Pathan Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Kaha: “Ander Se Chhuri Le Kar Aao Aur Iss Chor Ki Gand Kaat Do”

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Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.

Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??”

Sardar: “Car”

Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car…. Next Question.. Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?”

Sardar: “Motorcycle”

Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle”

Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha

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Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: “Tum Kitni Kaali Ho”

Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai”

Ladka: “Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti“

Ek Bar Santa Ka Sex Karne Ka Bada Dil Kar Raha Thha.

Usne Ek Randi Ko Ek Hazaar Rupye Diye! Par Wo Gasti Rupye Lekar Bhag Jati Hai,

Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Newspaper Mein Kahbar Nikalva Deta Hai Ki,

Ek Ladki, Jiski Umar 18 Saal Hai, Rang Gora, Height 5’6 Inch Hai, Jahan Kahin Bhi Wo Dikhe, Pakad Key Chod Do (Fuck Her) Paisi Ki Chinta Mat Karna Vo Advance Mein Diye Hue Hai

Sex Karo Daily,

Agar Wo Mil Jay Akeli

Agar Na Mile Akeli Tu Pakad Lo Uss Ki Saheli

Agar Na Mile Saheli, To Zindabad Hatheli,

Par Sex Karo Daily

Kashti Toofan Mein Se Nikal Sakti Hain,

Teri Kismat Kabhi Bhi Badal Sakti Hai,

Thand Rakh Mere Yaar, Channel Na Badal,

Sania Mirza Kisi Bhi Waqt Jhukk Sakti Hai..

Boy: “Main Tujhe Kiss Karun?”

Girl: “Meri Lipstick Kharab Ho Jayegi.”

Boy: “Tere Boobs Daba Loon.?”

Girl: “Yaar T-Shirt Kharaab Ho Jayegi.?”

Boy: “Sex Kar Loo?”

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One Difficult Question: Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Hai?

Answer: “Soye Hue Lund Per Condom Chadhana…“

Suhag Raat Ko Wo Apni Patni Ki Panty Uper Karke Paani Chidakne Lag Gya

Patni Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ji?”

Pati Bola: “Karna Kya Hai Maal Ko Taaza Kar Raha Hoon.”