Hindi Non Veg Masala Jokes & Dirty Humor.

Ek Jaruri Soochna

Posted on 11 Jun 2011
Garmi Ki Vajah Se Bhianson Ne Doodh Dena Kam Kr Diya Hai. Ho Sakta Hai Aane Wale Time Mein Doodh Ki Shortage Ho Jaye Esliye Aap Sabhi Girls Se Guzarish Hai Ki Is Mushkil Waqt Mein Govt. Ka Sath Dein Aur Boyfriends Apni Girlfriends Ko Samjhaye Ki Doodh Jyada Boil Hokar Waste Honey Se Bachayen. [...]

Santa Ka Sex Ya Jeebh Ka Sawad

Posted on 11 Jun 2011
Santa Ne Ladkiyo Ke College Ke Chakkar Laga Laga Aakhir Ek Ladki Pata Hi Li. Kuch Time Dono Mein Idhar Udhar Ki Baatein Aur Dates Chalti Rahi. Ek Din Santa Ne Usko Phone Kiya, Aur Usko Kafi Manaya Ki Aaj Raat Uske Pass Aa Ja Sex Karte Hai.

Ek True Sad Love Story

Posted on 10 Jun 2011
Dosto, Aap Mein Se Bahut Logo Ne Ye Love Story Padi Hogi, Par Asal Mein Kya Hua Thha, Ye Kisi Ko Nahi Pata, To Pesh Hai Real Version Story Ka. ——— Ek Baar Ek Ladka Ladki Bike Pe Ghumne Jaa Rahe Thhe, Dono Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Pyar Karte Thhe Aur Shadi Karna Chahte Thhe. [...]

Esi Gaali Jo Dekhi Bhi Ho?

Posted on 10 Jun 2011
Santa Ek Baar Apni Susral Gaya Vaha Use Apna Saala Mila, Raat Ko Dono Beth Ke Kha Pee Rahe Thhe To Sale Ne Puchha Sala: “Jiju, Aapne Koi Esi Ggali Suni Hai Jo Aapne Dekhi Bhi Ho?”

Pappu Gand Pange Lene Se Baaj Aaja

Posted on 09 Jun 2011
Jaisa Ki Aap Sabko Pata Hai Ki Hamara Pappu Pange Lene Mein Ustaad Hai Uske Mohalle Mein Ek Kirayne Ki Nayi Dukaan Khuli Thhi Pappu Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola

Waah Re Familly

Posted on 09 Jun 2011
Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola Jija: “Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho” Saali Udaas Hote Hue: “Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai“

Bechari Anpadh Aurat

Posted on 08 Jun 2011
Ek Bihari Aurat Bank Mein Cheque Cash Karane Gayi To Clerk Bola Clerk: “Idhar Sign Karo?” Aurat: “Kyaa?” Clerk: “Arrey, Jaisi Apne Pati Ko Khat Ke Aakhir Mein Likhti Ho” Aurat Ne Likh Diya: “Tuhaar Lund Ki Pyaasi, Bijli“

Pappu Besharam, Ladkiyo Ki Pol Mat Khol

Posted on 08 Jun 2011
Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha Teacher: “Kinhi 11 Fruits Ke Naam Batao” Pappu: 2 Divya Ke Santre,

Choot Akalmand Ko Hi Milti Hai

Posted on 07 Jun 2011
Santa Lucknow Ke Kothe Pe Gaya Aur Aunty Se Bola Santa: “Mujhe Rita Se Milna Hai.” Aunty: “Woh 1 Baar Ka 1000 Rs Leti Hai” Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Main De Dunga”

Sajjan Ne Kholi Angiya Sasural Mein

Posted on 06 Jun 2011
मैं मैके अपने आई सखी, कई दिन साजन से दूर रही मन मयूर मेरा नाच उठा, जब साजन मेरे घर आया उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अँगिया एकांत जगह मेरे घर में, बाँहों में मुझको कैद किया मेरे होठों को होठों से, सखी जोंक की भांति जकड लिया मैं [...]