Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai Isi Chakkar Mein Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai

Gosht Ke Bagair Kabab Nahi Banta, Batain Chodnay Se Koi Nawab Nahi Banta. Bacha Paida Karny Ke Liye Lund Dalna Padta Hai, Jani Muthain Marne Se Koi Baap Nahi Banta.

Ek Ladke Ki Najar College Ki Ek Ladki Pe Thhi, Vo Roj Usko Dekha Karta Thha Aur Sochta Thha Ki Usko Kaisi Patau, Fir Use Ek Idea Aya. Ek Din Jab Vo Ghar Ja Rahi Thhi To Ladka Uske Aage Aake Shayarana Andaaj Mein Bola

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ki Shadi Se Laut Kar Aaye Aur Ek Sher Bola Kal Apni Girlfriend Ki Shaadi Mein Jaakar Ye Ehsaas Hua, Waah Waah, Bhai Waah Kal Apni Girlfriend Ki Shaadi Mein Jaakar Ye Ehsaas Hua, Ki.. Biryaani Achhi Ho To, Choot Bhi Fiki Lagti Hai..

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha Pappu: “Daddy Aapki Love Marrige Hui Thhi Na?” Santa Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Pucha: “Haan Be, Par Tujhe Kaisi Pata?” Pappu: “Kyunki Aapni Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Mein Sirf 4 Months Ka Farq Hai“

Ek Aadmi Jiski Mobile Ki Shop Thhi Uski Shaadi Hui Suhagrat Se Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha Dost: “Kyu Be, Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?”

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apni Girlfirend Ko Dukhda Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein Is Tarha Se Sunaya Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Chain Ki Nind So Lete Hain, Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Chain Ki Nind So Lete Hain.. Hume To Har Karwat Pe Lulli  Set Karni Padti Hai.

Breakfast Is A Big Pain When The Wife Orders The Cook: “Sahab Ke Ande Ubaal Dena” & The Cook Asks: “Memsaab Aapka Doodh Abhi Garam Karu Ya Thoda Thahar Ke?“

Ek Jawan Aurat Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Se Suna Gaya Ek Dialog Aurat Apne Bachhe Ko Doodh Pila Rahi Thhi Par Bacha Rone Se Baaz Nahi Aa Raha Tha.

Santa Ko Ek Tourist Angrej Mila Jiska Naam Jack Thha, Jack: “Please Teach Me Hindi” Santa Khush Hoke: “Ok, Sure” Jack: “What Is The Meaning Of Cheater?”