Pappu Jab Chota Thha To, Kisi Baat Pe Ghar Se Maar Khakar Gusse Mein School Ja Raha Tha Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: “Beta Padhne Ja Rahe Ho?” Pappu Gusse Se: “Jab Aap Chhote Thhe To School Dress Mein Kya Gaand Marvane Jaate The?“

Jab Aapko Sandaas Na Aaye, Aap Baithe Baithe Thak Jaye, Pressure Bhi Na Ban Paye, Yaad Karke Dekhna Hume Mere Dost Shaayad Aapki Gand Hi Fatt Jaye

Pathan Sahab Nadi Ke Kinare Ek Gadhi Ko Chodne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe. Par Wo Jab Bhi Uske Adner Dalta, Gadhi Laat Maar Ke Niche Gira Deti. Ye Sab Ho Hi Raha Thha To, Usko Ek Ladki Nadi Mein Dubti Najar Aayi. Pathan Ji Ne Bahudri Dikha Ke Kisi Tarha Se Usko Bacha Liya.

Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Ganwa Mat, Dil Kahta Hai Mujhe Laga Mat, Pyar Kahta Hai Mujhe Aazma Mat, Aur Aaj-Kal Ki Ladki Kehti Hai.. Daal Chutiye Ghabara Mat..

A Parrot Swallows A Viagra Tablet. His Owner, Disgusted, Puts Him In The Freezer To Cool Off. Later When He Opens The Freezer, He Finds The Parrot Sweating. ? He Asks: “How Come You Are Sweating?” The Parrot Replies: “Do You Know How Hard It Is To Open The Legs Of A Frozen Chicken?“

Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte, Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekha Karte, Jaldi Se Chod Ke Chale Jaate Hain, Chodne Wale, Ladki Buri Hai Ya Jhakkas Ye Bakwas Nahi Dekha Karte

Baba Saxidas Bade Dino Baad Apni Gupt Tapasya Se Vapis Aaye Aur Apne Bhakto Ko Darshan Diye Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Kaha Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Mann Mein Ek Parashann Hai Jo Kafi Time Se Tang Kar Raha Hai”

Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Ladkiyo Ko Tarakki Karte Dekha Aur Unpar Ek Sher Arz Kiya Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Mana Ki Ladko Se Kam Nahi, Par Iska Baat Ka Yaaro Humein Koi Gum Nahi Maana Ki Wo Kal Chand Par Bhi CHali Jayengi. Par Dharti Par Aakar Choot To Humi Se Hi Marwayengi.

William Sexfear Ne Bollywood Actress Pe Research Ki Aur Pata Lagaya Ki Karishma Kapoors (Gaand) Ass Is More Favorite Then Her (Choot) Pussy Because

Santa Ka USA Ka Visa Laga To Vo First Class Flight Se USA Jaa Raha Thha Plane Mein Ek Badi Hi Hot And Sexy Air Hostess Aayi Aur Santa Se Boli Air Hostess: “Sir, What Would You Like?”