Toontee Or Lund
Toontee (Tap) Or Lu.nd, Hamesha Tedhey Rehte Hai.
Mutth Marnay Ke Fayday
- Self Reliance
- Time Convenience
- Prevention Of Crime
- Mental Choice Of Lady
- No Risk Of Aids
- No Special Place Required
- No Wastage Of Cash
- Easy To Perform
- No Fear Of Early Ejaculation
- Guaranteed Satisfaction
- No Risk Of Being Caught
So The Moral Is:
Couple On Bed After Marrige
After Marriage Couple On Bed
She Feels His Hand Rubbing Her Shoulder.
She: “0h! That Feels Good.”
Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.
She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.”
Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.
She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.”
He Stops.
She: “Why Did U Stop?”
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Dost Ki Baza Dalo v3
Ek Bar Body Ke Parts Ki Meeting Hui,
Sabi Aaye Par Lunn Nahi Aya Sabi
Hairan Hue Ki Lun Kaha Gaya
Bad May Pata Laga Lu.nd To Msg Pad Raga Hai.
Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi
Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,
Wah..
Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Teri Lulli Zip Me Phasi Hai!
Sharabi Aur Sex
Sharabi Sex Kr Raha Tha. Ghalti Se Peeche Daal Diya
Biwi Boli: “O Ji Truck Ghalat Godam Me Ja Raha Hai”
Sharabi: “Saali Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Diesel Khatam Hogaya“
Sirf Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya
Pati: “Ye Lo Sara Din Rikshaw Chalaya, 400 Kamaya Aur 300 Ka Tail Lag Gaya”
Biwi: “Ye Lo Maine Aaj Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya, 5000 Kamaya And Tel Bhi Usne Apna Lagaya“
Punjabi Lady Ki Daily Routine?
Ek Baar Ek Angrejan (English Woman) Ne Punjabi Aurat Se Pucha
“What Is Your Daily Routine?”
Punjabi Woman: “Haye Behna Saada Ki Kahna, Sara Din Chulley (Stove) Te, Sari Raat Lulley Te“
Ladki Aur Suit Rangne Wala
Aik Totli Ladki Suit Rang Karne Wale Se Boli
“L.Un Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lu.N Dalna, Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“
Do Saheliyaan And Sapna
Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Kal Rat Sapney Mein Mujhe Koi Chaku (Knife) Maar Raha Thha”
Friend Replied: “Areey Tu Darr Mat, Agar Sapney Sach Hote To Main Rozana Pregnant Hoti“