Hindi Non Veg Masala Jokes & Dirty Humor.

Na Ghar Ka Raha, Na Hi Ghaat Ka

Posted on 20 Jan 2012
Ek Aurat Ghar Par Akeli Thi Tabhi Darwaje Par Dastak Hui, Usne Darwaja Khola To Ek Admi Khada Tha, Darwaja Kholte Hi Bola Aadmi: “Tumhare Paas Chut Hai Kya” Aurat Gabra Kar Dawaja Band Kar Deti Hai. Agle Do Din Bhi Yahi Kram Chla To Aurat Ne Akhir Tang Aakat Ye Baat Apne Pati Ko [...]

Idhar Kuan Udhar Khayi

Posted on 19 Jan 2012
Ek Admi Ke Office Mein 25 Ladkiyaan Kaam Karti Thi. 24 Ladkiyo Ne Sexual Harrasment Ke Liye Uske Upar Mukadma Kar Diya Aur 25vi Ladki Ne Uske Upar Bhedbhav Karne Ka Mukadma Kar Diya.

Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More

Posted on 19 Jan 2012
Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Ooi Maaa PEPSI.” Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tujhe Pepsi Yaad Aa Rahi Hai?” Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside.“

Aaj To Kismat Ne Bacha Hi Liya

Posted on 19 Jan 2012
Ek Vayapari Ke Uper Adalat Mein Blaatkaar Ka Mukadma Chal Raha Tha. Judge: “Blaatkaar Kis Din Hua?” Vakeel: “31 March Ko” Judge: “Mujrim Ko Ba-Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata Hai, March End Ki Tension Mein Lund Khada Hi Nahi Ho Sakta“

Itna Bhed-Bhav Kyu Hai?

Posted on 19 Jan 2012
Budha Ek Ladki Se Takra Gaya. Budha Bola: “Sorry” Girl Gusse Se: “Stupid” Tabhi Ek Handsome Sa Ladka Usi Ladki Se Takra Gaya. Ladka Bola: “Sorry” Girl Muskurate Hue: “It’s Ok” Budhe Ne Ye Suna Aur Ladki Ke Pass Aakar Gusse Se Bola Budha: “Madarchod, Meri Sorry Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya“

Ek Bat Jo Vakiye Hi Sach Hi

Posted on 18 Jan 2012
Baba Saxidas Ki Ek Baat Palle Bandh Lo.. Ki Share Bazaar Ka Fund Aur Haathi Ka Lund Kabhi Haath Mein Nahi Aata. ———– Samjhne Wale Samajh Jayenge Aur Baki Ke Log Kahenge Ki Bakwas Joke Thha :p

Palat Ke Jawab Dena To Pappu Se Sikhe

Posted on 18 Jan 2012
Pappu Ne Gali Mein Jati Hui Ladki Ko Ungli Kardi. Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Hai” Pappu: “Kyu Kya Hua, Sahi Jagah Nahi Gusi Kya?“

Free Fund Ke Maje

Posted on 18 Jan 2012
Do Ladkiya Golf Khel Rahi Thi Tabhi Ek Ne Jor Se Shot Mara Jo Door Kahi Golf Khel Rahe Ladke Ke Jakar Laga. Ladke Ne Chillate Hue Apne Haatho Se Apni Tango Ke Beech Wale Hisse Ko Jor Se Pakad Liya Bechare Ki Shakal Dekh Ke Lag Raha Tha Ki Use Kafi Dard Ho Raha [...]

Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Posted on 18 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Posted on 17 Jan 2012
Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun ———— Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha. Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li. Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni [...]