Difference Between A Secretary And Personal Secretary:

Secretary: “Good Morning, Sir.”

Personal Secretary: “It’s Morning. Sir.“

Men Want Three Qualities In Their Wives:

1. Economist In Kitchen
2. Artist In Home
3. Devil In Bed.

But Unfortunately They Get

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Teacher In Class: “Nidhi, Badi Hokar Tum Kya Karna Chahti Ho?”

Nidhi: “Main Himalaya Par Chadna Chahti Hun”

Teacher: “Aur Jay Tum?”

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Ladka Teji Ke Saath Ladki Se Sex Kar Raha Tha

Ladki: “Itni Jaldi Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?”

Ladka: “Mujhe Darr Hai Kahin Tere Papa Na Aa Jaye”

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged?

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1. For Variety, You Have Ten To Choose From.
2. You Can’t Get Pregnant From Your Fingers.
3. You Always Have Them With You.
4. They Won’t Ask: Am I The First?
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Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha: “Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?”

Doctor: “Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak”

Lady: “Wo Kyun?”

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• Nobody Knows That I Am Not Wearing Underwear
• Please Tell Ur Boobs To Quit Staring At My Eyes!
• Virginity Is Not Dignity It Is Lack Of Opportunity
• Come Behind The Pyramid & I Will Make U A Mummy

Arey O Bhai Kahaan Rahta Hai Tu Aajkal

Tu To Milne Bhi Nahi Aata Re

Teri Shakal Tak Bhul Gaya Hun

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Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Badi Sunder Ladki Aayegi

Jo Aapko Bada Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Touch Karegi

Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi

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Ladka Ladki Se Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein

Ladka: “Hum To Hai Jogi Kitne Mein Dogi?”

Ladki: “200 Rs Lungi Hil Hil Ke Dungi”

Ladka: “50 Rs Dunga Par Hil Mein Khud Lunga”

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A Man To Cardiologist Angrily: “How Dare You Tell My Wife That She Has A Cute Vagina”

Doctor Replied: “Stupid, I Told Her That She Has Acute Angina.“

Madam Ki Nayi Important Panties Ghar Mein Ghum Ho Gayi.

Usne Apne Har Wale Se Pucha: “Tumne Kahin Dekhi Hai?”

Husband Ne Kaam Wali Se Pucha: “Tere Pass To Nahi Hai?”

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Woh Aaye Hamare Sawapan Main, Swapan-Dosh Ho Gaya

Unka To Kuch Nahi Gaya, Mera Kaccha Kharab Ho Gaya

Sawap = Dream
Kaccha = Underwear

Ladki Ladki Se: “Bina Guthli Wala Aam Kahan Milta Hai?”

Ladki: “Arey Esa Bhi Koi Aam Hota Hai? Mujhe Nahi Pata Kahan Milega”

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