Toontee Or Lund

Toontee (Tap) Or Lu.nd, Hamesha Tedhey Rehte Hai.

Mutth Marnay Ke Fayday

  1. Self Reliance
  2. Time Convenience
  3. Prevention Of Crime
  4. Mental Choice Of Lady
  5. No Risk Of Aids
  6. No Special Place Required
  7. No Wastage Of Cash
  8. Easy To Perform
  9. No Fear Of Early Ejaculation
  10. Guaranteed Satisfaction
  11. No Risk Of Being Caught

So The Moral Is:


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Couple On Bed After Marrige

After Marriage Couple On Bed

She Feels His Hand Rubbing Her Shoulder.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.

Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.

She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.

Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.

She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.

He Stops.

She: “Why Did U Stop?

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Dost Ki Baza Dalo v3

Ek Bar Body Ke Parts Ki Meeting Hui,

Sabi Aaye Par Lunn Nahi Aya Sabi

Hairan Hue Ki Lun Kaha Gaya

Bad May Pata Laga Lu.nd To Msg Pad Raga Hai.

Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi

Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,

Wah..

Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,

Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Teri Lulli Zip Me Phasi Hai!

Sharabi Aur Sex

Sharabi Sex Kr Raha Tha. Ghalti Se Peeche Daal Diya

Biwi Boli: “O Ji Truck Ghalat Godam Me Ja Raha Hai

Sharabi: “Saali Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Diesel Khatam Hogaya

Sirf Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya

Pati: “Ye Lo Sara Din Rikshaw Chalaya, 400 Kamaya Aur 300 Ka Tail Lag Gaya

Biwi: “Ye Lo Maine Aaj Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya, 5000 Kamaya And Tel Bhi Usne Apna Lagaya

Punjabi Lady Ki Daily Routine?

Ek Baar Ek Angrejan (English Woman) Ne Punjabi Aurat Se Pucha

What Is Your Daily Routine?

Punjabi Woman: “Haye Behna Saada Ki Kahna, Sara Din Chulley (Stove) Te, Sari Raat Lulley Te

Ladki Aur Suit Rangne Wala

Aik Totli Ladki Suit Rang Karne Wale Se Boli

L.Un Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lu.N Dalna, Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley

Do Saheliyaan And Sapna

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Kal Rat Sapney Mein Mujhe Koi Chaku (Knife) Maar Raha Thha”

Friend Replied: “Areey Tu Darr Mat, Agar Sapney Sach Hote To Main Rozana Pregnant Hoti