Beti 10000 Rs Kama Ke Ghar Aayi To Uska Baap Usko Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaya Baap: “Juthe Pankhadi Jyotish, Tune Kaha Tha Ki Meri Beti Kuch Nahi Kamayegi, Dekh Ye 10000 Rs Kama Ke Laayi Hai” Jyotish: “Bhai Sahab, Mene Iske Hath Ki Rekha Dekhi Thi, Chut Ki Nahi“

English Ki Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Chalo Pappu Batao, Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?” Pappu: “Use Madarchod, Maa Ke Lode, Behenchod, Behen Ka Loda, Kuch Bhi Keh Do, Konsa Sun Lega…“

Santa Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”

Roti Ka Ek Tukda Saat Seconds Ke Baad Pet Me Pahunchta Hai. Insani Baal Teen Kg Tak Ka Wazan Utha Sakta Hai. Har Mard Ke Lund Ki Lambai Uske Hath Ke Anguthe Se Double Hoti Hai. Ladies Mardo Se Zyada Palkein Jhapkati Hai. Aur Aapka Dhyaan Abhi Bhi Anguthe Pe Hai, Naap Le Beta Naap [...]

Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha. Kelewala: “Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai” Mallika Sherawat: “Kaise Diye?” Kelewala: “Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12)” Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol“

Mina Ki Saheli Tina Usse Kehti Hai. Tina: “Yaar Ladkiyon Ko Hamesha Nazar Lag Jati Hai Par Ladko Ko Kisi Ki Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti” Mina: “Aisa Kyun?” Tina:  “Bhagwan Ne Hamein Aisa Hi Paida Kiya Aur Ladkon Ko Nimboo Mirchi Baandh Ke Paida Kiya“

Class Mein Teacher Students Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: “Indira Gandhi Aur Sonia Gandhi Mein Kya Samanta Hai?” Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Mam, Dono Ke Nipples Rajiv Gandhi Ne Choose Hai.“

Ek Dukh Bhari Kahani Aapke Sath Share Kar Raha Hun, Dhayan Se Padna Do Bahne Thhi Badi Ke Pati Ka Lund Chhota Tha, Aur Chhoti Ke Pati Ka Bada, Chhoti Behan Tadap-Tadap Ke Marr Gayi, Aur Badi Taras-Taras Ke.

Ek Raja Apne Ghode Pe Shikaar Par Gaya, Ussne Waha Ek Hirni Dekhi. Hirni Ka Naam Teri Tha, Ussne Teri Pe Goli Mari. Teri Tadapne Lagi, Raja Usske Pass Gaya. Lekin Teri Ghode Ke Pero Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi? Abb Sawal Yeh Hai Ki Teri Kisne Mari Raja Ne Ya Ghode Ne. [...]

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai. Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?” Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘Lund‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“