Old Man’s Stories
The First One Said: “My Hands Shake So Bad That Today I Shaved And I Cut My Face!”
Second Old Man. “My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!”
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Woh Aur Main
Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi,
Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi,
Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer,
Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi,
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You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?
I Come In Many Sizes, When I’m Not Well, I Drip, When You Blow Me You Feel Good, What Am I?
Wah Re Shayar
Barrish Aaye Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho,
Dhoop Niklay Aur Sarso Pilli Na Ho,
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay,
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You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?
I Go In Hard, I Come Out Soft, You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?
Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?
A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You’re Bored. The Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?
Definition Of Old Age?
What Is The Definition Of Old Age?
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Similarity Between A Dick And A Matchstick?
What Is The Similarity Between A Penis And A Matchstick?
Aam Wale Ka Gussa
Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi To Usne Apni Biwi Ke Bra Ko Khidki Ke Bahar Fenk Diya
Jo Jake Ek Aam Behcne Wale Ko Lagi
Nakaam Ashiqo Par Ek Sher
Jab Raat Ke Baara (12) Bajte Hain..
Hum Sab Muth Maara Karte Hain…
Ahsaan Kisika Nahi Lete Hain…
Hathon Se Khud Hi Guzara Karte Hain…
Ashiq Ki Fariyad Uske Janaze Par
Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar,
Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;
Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko,
Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapke Boobs Dekh Kar!
Wah Re Aajkal Ke Bachho
6 Years Ke Bache Ne 4 Years Ke Bache Ko Bola
“Oye Tujhe Pata Hai Mujhe Aaj Balcony Mein Condom Mila”
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Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayri, Lajawabi
Girl 2 Boy..
Hamein To Apno Ne Loota
Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha,
Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,
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Luck And Fu.ck
Luck And Fuck Are Directly Proportional To Each Other,
When Luck In Your Favors, You Can Fuck Whole World,
But When It Doesn’t, Whole World Will Fuck You !!!
Bache Ka Khatna Aur Fashion
Pakistan Mein Bache Ki Khatney Ke Waqt Naayi Ko Mashwara Diya Jaa Raha Thha
Chachi: “Iske Chacha Jaisa Nokdar Banana.”
Mami: “Iske Mama Jaisi Gol Topi Ho”
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