Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”

Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”

Teacher: “Wo Kese?”

Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“

Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?

Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar, Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai

Ek Din Ek Budha Romantic Mood Mein Apni Biwi Se Bola

“Darling, Main Tumhare Liye Aasmaan Se Taare Tod Launga”

Budhi: “Benchod, Muh Se Mungfuli To Todi Nahi Jaati Aur Gaa.Nd Se Akhrot Todne Ke Sapne Dekh Raha Hai“

Ek Bar Pathan Ek Gante Se Pregnant Aurat Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Tang Aakar Aurat Boli: “Ab Bas Karo Takleef Ho Rahi Hai”

Pathan: “Hilo Mat, Mujhe Abhi Tak Bache Ki Gaand Nahi Mila Hai“

Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli

“Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai”

Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun”

Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab, Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

Suna Hai Ki L.Und Ki Ek Boond 100 Khoon Ki Boondo Ke Barabar Hoti Hai

To Phir “Dracula” Mader.Chod Khoon Kyu Peeta Thha, Lu.Nd Kyu Nahi

Ek Mahaan Bande Ka Vichar

Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon

Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai

Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,

Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..

Every Thucking Day!

Cho.ot Or Daaru, Kabhi Bhi Jhoothi Nahi Hoti.

Tell Me One Thing Which Is Yours But Always Used By Others?
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Oye Tera Naam Yaar. . . .Tu Kya Ga.And Samjha Tha?