Kabira Khada Bazar Me , Dekh Oont (Camel) Ko Roye

Itni Unchi Gand Ko Maar Sake Na Koi.

Burning Of Calories In Sex

Lying: “90 Cal”

Standing: “492 Cal”

Dogy: “326 Cal”

2nd Round: “824 Cal”

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Symbols Of Love

Nipple: “Peak Of Love”

Boobs: “Shape Of Love”

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Ek Din Musharraf Ko Manmohan Singh Ka Phone Aata Hai

Manmohan Singh To Musharaf: “Tere Paas Sariya Hai?”

Musharaf: “Haan Hai”

Manmohan: “To Gaand Mein Daal Le”

Agle Din Manmohan Phir Musharaf Ko Phone Karta Hai

Manmohan: “Sariya Hai Kya?”

Musharraf Chalak Bante Hue: “Nahi Hai”

Manmohan : “Kyun Gaand Mein Daal Liya Kya?”

Teesre Din Manmohan Musharaf Ko Call Karta Hai

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Mehboob Mere Mehboob Mere,

Teri Masti Main Mujhe Jeene De.

Bahut Doodh Hai Tere Sennay Mein,

Mujhe Daba Daba Ke Peene De.

Ladki Pregnant Hui To Usne 7 Bachho Ko Ek Saath Janam Diya

Bed Se Utarte Hi Usne Apne Husband Ko Thappar Maara Or Kaha

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House Sex – When You Are Newly Married And Have Sex All Over The House In Every Room.

Bedroom Sex – After You Have Been Married For A While, You Only Have Sex In The Bedroom.

Hall Sex – After You’ve Been Married For Many, Many Years You Just Pass Each Other In The Hall And Say “Fuck You”

Courtroom Sex – When Your Wife And Her Lawyer Fuck You In The Divorce Court In Front Of Many People For Every Penny You’ve Got.

Film Kaho Naa Pyaar Ki Shooting Chal Rahi Thi Aur Hritik Ko Ek Problem Ho Gayi

Woh Jab Bhi Tatti Karta Toh Noodles Ki Shape Mein Aati Thi

Hritik Bada Preshan Tha Is Baat Se

Woh Ek Gaand Ke Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Apni Problem Batayi

Doctor Ne Sab Test Kiye Lekin Tests Mein Bhi Kuch Nahi Aaya

Doctor Ko Bhi Ye Bimari Samajh Mein Nahi Aayi

Toh Doctor Ne Haar Ke Hritik Ko Apne Samne Tatti Karne Ke Liye Kaha

Tatti Karne Ke Baad Jab Hritik Bahar Aaya Toh

Doctor Ne Use Keench Ke Thapad Maara Aur Kaha

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Baap Apne Bete Ko Bazaar Le Jata Hai Aur Usko Sabji Khareedna Sikhata Hai

Baap: “Beta Koi Bhi Sabji Leni Ho To Sabse Pehle Usko Daba Ke Dekhte Hai”

Beta: “Thik Hai Daddy”

Kuch Dino Ke Baad Beta Bhagta Hua Baap Ke Office Mein Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai

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Banta Ek Dukaan Par Jakar Dukandaar Se Kehta Hai: “Bhaisahab Ek Condom Dena”

Dukaandar: “Wo Waha Kone Mein Ek Mej Me Chaid Hai Usme Apna Lu.Nd Daal Kar Apna Size Pata Karo Phir Tumhe Tumhare Size Ka Condom Milega”

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Question: “How To Develop Positive Thinking?”

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Lun.D Ne Apni Pay Bhadane Ke Liye Application Likhi And 3 Reasons Diye

1. Aksar Night Duty Karta Hoon.
2. Andherey Mein Duty Karta Hoon.
3. Jahan Duty Deta Hoon Wahan Bahut Garmi Hoti Hai.

Bhagwan Ne Application Reject Karte Hue 3 Reasons Bataye:

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A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi”

Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“

Recharge Your Penis For Rs. 575 & Get 1 Year Validity With 125 Condoms.

Fuck All Local Girls @ 50p/min & Foreign Girls @ Rs7/min.

Also Get 300 Local Kisses Free. Laudafone

Ek Reliance Girl Ki Bra Par Likha Tha: “Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”

To Uske Panty Per Kya Likha Hoga??

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