One Day Three Friends Go To A Ski Lodge And There Aren’t Enough Rooms, So They Have To Share A Bed.
In The Middle Of The Night, The Guy On The Right Wakes Up And Says: “I Had This Wild, Vivid Dream Of Getting A Hand Job!”
The Guy On The Left Wakes Up And Unbelievably He’s Had The Same Dream Too.
Then The Guy In The Middle Wakes Up And Says: “That’s Funny, I Dreamed I Was Skiing!“
Ek Baar Pakistani Film Actress Meera Dubai Se Shooting Karke Plane Mein Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi.
Airport Mein Ek Reporter Ne Us Se Puchha:
“Aapne Bollywood And Lollywood Ke Actors Mein Kya Farak Paya?”
Meera: “Sirf Khatney Ka“
Man To Priest: “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned I Usually Read Dirty Jokes And View Pictures Of Girls On My Mobile”
Priest: “Forward Your Sins To Me!“
Ladki Riksha Wale Se: “Kyun Bhai, Jayega”
Rikshawala: “Bilkul Jayega Madam, Abhi To Te Laga Ke Khara Kiya Hai”
Ladki: “To Phir Ghuma Ke Piche Se Le Lo“
T-Shirt Slogan Part – 2
Your Face, My Ass, No Difference
10 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend
In Short – Tight Pussy
What Is Height Of Desperation?
A Vampire Sucking Blood From A Sanitary Napkin
Santa: “Yaar Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai Usnu Ki Gift Deva?”
Banta: “Apna Lun.D Dede”
Santa: “Nahi Yaar Koi Vaddi Cheez Dass”
Banta: “Te Fer Mera Dede“
What Is Height Of Fashion?
A Girl Applying Lip-Stick On Her Vertical Lips
Santa: “Dr. Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions”
Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai??”
Santa: “Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho“