Question: “Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Answer: “Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.”

Ek Aadmi Roj Vaishyalay Mein Jata Tha Aur Wahan Ki Sabhi Randiyo Ko Chod Chuka Tha. Uska Beta Bhi Usi Ke Upar Gaya Tha, Jab Wo Bada Hua To Wo Bhi Roj Vaishyalay Mein Jane Laga. Uske Baap Ko Usper Shak Ho Gaya, Usne Ladke Se Gusse Mein Kaha. Baap: “Jab Tu Raat Ko Ghar [...]

Never Drink Unboiled Water, Because Fish Have Sex In Water Without Wearing Condom, Pass This SMS To All Your Friends To Prevent AIDS . . . Just Joking.

Difference Between Stamina And Energy: Energy – “Khade Lund Par Gile Towel Ko Tangna” Stamina – “Towel Ke Sukhne Tak Lund Ko Khada Rakhna“

A Young Man Goes Into A Drug Store To Buy Condoms. The Pharmacist Says The Condoms Come In Packs Of 3, 9 Or 12 And Asks: “Which One You Want?” He Said: “I Want The Condoms Because Tonight My & My Girlfriend Are Having Dinner With Her Parents, And Then We’re Going Out. And I’ve [...]

Sex Karne Ke Baad Pappu Bade Shan Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Pappu: “Janeman Abb Aapko Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachcha Kehti Hai” Ladki Huste Hue: “Hahaha Sale, Abb Tujhe Bhi Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kehti Hai” —————– Gabrao Mat Dosto Apna Pappu Safe Hai, Usko Kuch Nahi Hone Wala. Dono Majak Kar Rahe [...]

Golu Apne Daddy Ko Khushi Khushi Bolta Hai. Golu: “Daddy Daddy Maine Pehli Baar Sex Kiya” Daddy: “Very Good Beta, Koi Sawaal Ho To Puchh?” Golu: “Ek Sawaal Hai Daddy, Meri Ye Gaand Kitne Din Dukhegi“

Benazir Bhutto Kisi Topic Pe Baat Karne India Aayi Hui Thhi. Baatchit Karne Ke Baad Atal Bihari Vajpayi Aur Benazir Bhutto Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Ban Jaata Hai Aur Vo Ek Hotal Ke Room Mein Chale Jaate Hai. Jab Vajpayi Ji Ka Lund Benazir Ki Choot Main Chala Gaya To Benazir Boli, Benazir Bhutto: [...]

16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “1 Ke Peeche 22 Log” 26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai” 36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta [...]

Banta Apne Dost Santa Se Sex Ke Baare Mein Baat Karte Hue Bola. Banta: “Jagha Na Milne Ki Wajah Se Log Sex Nahi Kar Pate” Santa: “Haan Ek Baar Mere Sath Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Tha” Banta: “Phir?” Santa: “Phir Kya Ladki Ne Bataya Ki Jagha Tango Ke Beech Mein Hai“